Mr. D.
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Joined: 3/27/2008
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Posted: 4/29/2008 3:36:55 PM | Sorry girls... There's just nothing that's going to top the yellow speedos, cowboy hat and margarita....
Okay, maybe if the speedo was a hot pink thong... A pirate hat complete with feather... Black leather thigh high boots and a sword....
I can't believe I'm discussing my nightclub clothes on here......
Don't forget the nipple & penis clamps along with a chain to keep it all together.... | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 3:56:34 PM |
Costumes are always good boys
All right! time to bust out the mime outfit..
strange but true factoid.. we had a 70's party once and i wore a dark green leasuire suit with a light green shirt,platform shoes and a curly blonde wig.. the women loved it. | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 4:02:13 PM |
Peanut Butter & Nipple Clamps.
And a goat.
*backs away slowly... very slowly... gets out of the thread... runs for cover*
I don't even wanna ask...
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Posted: 4/29/2008 4:37:42 PM | satsumo, you do NOT look like a sumo wrestler, but you might look interesting in orange spandex.
Oh Kyn, look what you’ve done – with my luck I'll get an email now from some guy as fat as me dressed only in orange spandex for saying that. | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 4:46:58 PM |
Oh Kyn, look what you’ve done – with my luck I'll get an email now from some guy as fat as me dressed only in orange spandex for saying that.
Go ahead Red.... send her the link..... spread the yellow spandex love..... 
I'm still waiting for the construction worker with the tool belt and a smile...
Screw the smile..... just bring the belt.
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Posted: 4/29/2008 4:50:54 PM | here ya go, bullie...
http://www.mercantilemall.com/p-9108-stud-finder-sexy-construction-worker-costume.html | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 5:15:05 PM | Ok I wanna see the guy in the yellow spandex and cowboy hat...I've heard talk of it tons now but still have no idea where the source is from!!!!! SOmeone clue me in!!!
Ok, my current favorite look on a guy? No shirt, and either jeans or sweats. If sweats, gotta be commando! Yummmy...he's soft and hard all at the same time! (hard chest...get your mind out of the gutter, girl!)
And yes, commando in grey sweats, low on the hips, and no shirt is usually how I find "my guy" in the eve after his shower.... Is it any wonder I *attack*??? Did I mention his tats on his most yummy chest, lightly covered in hair?
Sorry...I'm alone tonight...but my mind isn't!
In a dressed guy? I really like a guy in a plain colored sweater and jeans. Just looks cozy and safe and I wanna cuddle right up to him.
Costumes??? Sorry, I think I'd just laugh. I can't do that. Years ago my ex spouse told me about his then-girlfriend when she came prancing down the stairs in a bunny outfit -the whole playboy bunny look. He just couldn't stop laughing (hopefully not in her face) and we laughed about it for years. Poor girl. Find out what your guy is into before you break out the bunny outfit!!!!!
Kaylie | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 5:39:56 PM |
Soooo....yellow spandex shorts, tatts & cowboys hats are gay
You can stop at the cowboy hat. With very few exceptions, cowboy hats on guys are gay. Real gay.
Exceptions:
Dennis Hopper
Alan Jourgainsen
My little brother | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 6:10:44 PM | | Dam Bullie...now that is a boytoy...yummmie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, knew those georgia boys were good ole boys...um thats where I am moving in the next few weeks to be with mine hehe!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 6:13:06 PM |
You can stop at the cowboy hat. With very few exceptions, cowboy hats on guys are gay. Real gay.
Exceptions:
Dennis Hopper
Alan Jourgainsen
My little brother
Ahhh.... but have you seen them nekkid?
Never mind. That's too weird...
And I dispute your claim.... I think a man with nothing but a cowboy hat is quite nummy.
"Is that a ten gallon hat, or are ya just happy to see me?"
Edit: I have no idea what the above poster is talking about... NONE, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH!
*Message #60.... ahem..... that was between you and me sweetie... *wink wink | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 6:31:30 PM | Oh, and btw...
It's peanut butter OR nipple clamps.
But never both in the same night!
Kaylie | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 6:41:40 PM |
You can stop at the cowboy hat. With very few exceptions, cowboy hats on guys are gay. Real gay.
...says the man blowing bubbles in his profile pic...
Cowboy | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 6:42:06 PM | I came late to this party.....
But i need to mention Ladies go wild over Animal Hats.
They are udder-ly wowed by a man with udders.
Girl Scout uniforms are ok, Alien head pieces will
serve in a pinch, but nothing says "Hot Night Ahead "like
a bovine bowler. | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 7:05:12 PM | Yeah, Esad, I love it when guys dress up in old girl scout uniforms...esp if they are mine!
On the other hand...animal hats? Ok...put on some kitty cat ears for me and we can purr together. Cats *are* know for their sensuality, you know....and playfulness.
Hmmm...maybe there is something to this costume thing after all. I can think of more than a few good animal costumes.
There's:
Horsie night
Kitty night
Wild Dog night
Squeaky mouse night...hee hee who gets to be the mouse this time hunting for that piece of cheese? Dont' get your hand caught in my mouse trap!
Ummm... Ok, esad, cow night would work. I got a pair of udders...
Any other good animals?
kaylie...yes I must be bored to keep replying to this silliness! | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 10:31:53 PM | | Well, I haven't worn spandex since the 80's. Nowadays I get alot of nice reactions to my "You, Me, Whipped Cream, and Hand Cuffs. Any Questions?" T-shirt. | |
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Posted: 4/29/2008 10:32:41 PM |
I wear a Zoro mask, poke out my stomach and prance around in a speedo and flip flops. It's irresistible to wimins.
OMG...is it a yellow speedo...omg....yummy...
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Posted: 4/29/2008 10:36:39 PM | Cat Woman is pretty hot...I have a fetish for being arrested so maybe a cop...
Role playing is not really my thing though...men don't live in a fantasy world like women do...
Guys don't watch Horry Potter or Lord of the Rings, etc...well some guys do...but this guy doesn't...fantasy doesn't work for me...I guess I'm boring...
Then again....for years I thought women on porn were typical until I tried to gag a girl and her response wasn't what I expected.  | |
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Posted: 4/30/2008 12:19:17 AM | I think costume wise that was sexy if you could count them were only two one was last year for holloween at my friends house where he was holding a party. I didn't have much money so I pulled out my newish green camo pants and jacket put on a wife beater and tucked it in put on my leather belt and tied the jacket around my waist, took off the glasses and put in my contacts, and put on my old steel toed boots. I actually had some women staring at me all night with that outfit on rofl!
The other was just for fun really I have this hat that looks like the one from the indiana jones movies so I put that on put on a pair of jeans and just put on a plain buttoned shirt but left that open it didn't end up looking so bad. OH and I have a whip to so I had that on me as well heh. | |
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~Kyn~
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Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 73 | |
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Posted: 4/30/2008 3:29:59 AM |
Well I'm not gonna wear a speedo and prance around like some kinda he strumpet.
Oh you most certainly are stranger...*waves manBat*...
Given my username I'd have to wear one of those leather nappy things like a sumo wrestler
ok ok...for as liberated as I can be...Nappies are out! *shakes head*...
Peanut Butter & Nipple Clamps.
And a goat.
*Yikes*...thats illegal in Australia and possibly every other country.
A pirate hat complete with feather... Black leather thigh high boots and a sword....
Ya got me on the hat *loves hats*...the sword nailed it *loves a big weapon*...
...but once I panned down and spotted the boots...? 
i wore a dark green leasuire suit with a light green shirt,platform shoes and a curly blonde wig..
Nah...nah...couldnt even go there...*creepy*
I'm still waiting for a ninja to break into my bedroom.
mmm...
Ninjas are kinda like motorcyclists...ya cant see their face...and frankly...who really cares...?  | |
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Posted: 4/30/2008 5:36:51 AM | | Truly, I have nothing. What could I say that hasn't been said? What could I say to yellow spandex, anyway? Never mind, I hope I never have the opportunity to get into a conversation with yellow spandex, or the cowboy who rode in, in them. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2008 5:56:03 AM |
Nowadays I get alot of nice reactions to my "You, Me, Whipped Cream, and Hand Cuffs. Any Questions?" T-shirt.
"nice reactions?" What would those reactions be? I'd like stories please, and do not leave
out the really dirty, er, GOOD parts....
Something to be said about well placed food as a costume....
Pineapple rings come to mind.... | |
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