| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:05:50 AM | ^^^ Boys are sometimes dense... She did, look:
*Takes out ManBat*...mmm... Come here my American Boy
^^^^ ~Kyn~ and kites70 sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
I love happy endings.
*whipes a tear from the corner of her eye*
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:07:25 AM | Answer the question. Geez...*smacks kites over the head with the bat*...ya fricken pushy boy...
Would it make you forget those damn yellow spandex and STOP you from fricken writing about them in these forums??? This question? ^^^ Give up spandex for ya?...hmm...
Okely dokely
~Kyn~ and kites70 sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Yeah...we'll be up a gumtree...*whispers to Red*...he's afraid the roos are gonna get him
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:11:23 AM |
Okely dokely
Sounds like somebody's been hangin' with Crocodile Dundee a bit much! (?)
hmm... what else do we have - down unda? | |
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~Kyn~
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:18:23 AM |
hmm... what else do we have - down unda? *gasp*...Mr Kites! Indeed!
I have a thing for men... A MAN actually Kinda like this VVV
If I woke up in the morning. And took a shower, shaved around my 5 o'clock shadow, threw a little product in my hair, added a dash of Acqua Di Gio to a couple hot spots, slipped on a pair of off-grey colored socks, then my American Eagle Brand boxers... pulled up my Lucky Brand jeans and harnessed them securely with my frosted leather belt... and buckled it... grabbed my favorite long sleeve maroon colored shirt that fits tight around my arms...
*takes breath*
...then I added my accessories. A leather shoe string necklace sporting a rust colored buffalo head nickel. My favorite beat up cap placed on my head backwards to show that it was solid - no cheesy adjustable strap... my ReVo shades... my natural colored, slightly beat up leather jacket... and those brown Sketchers that match that belt just right... | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:21:34 AM |
Awwww, but this thread is funny. And all the cool fun women are here. Just jumping in so I can be amongst the cool women, if only for a moment. I'm all for the Zorro costume, myself... and the accent to go with... | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:29:15 AM | Kinda like this... okay okay... so answer me this question.
I get on a plane and 24hrs later, I land. How long do I last before those roos start thumpin' me and the crocs put me in a half-nelson?? And what about those wild rodents???
I mean, who's gonna keep me safe???
Captain Incognito, you're coming with me, bro! ROFL. | |
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~Kyn~
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:33:11 AM | I mean, who's gonna keep me safe???
OH MAH GAWD....
*this guy is a fricken pu$$y*
If I can smack you around with a bat Kites...I can protect ya too...sheesh 
Oh and dont forget...I got a knife...a reallllly big knife.
Edit: Like wha...?
Captain Incognito, you're coming with me, bro! ROFL. Im a one man kinda gal kites...altho...I guess I could watch *shrugs* | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:36:22 AM |
How long do I last before those roos start thumpin' me and the crocs put me in a half-nelson?? And what about those wild rodents???
Methinks that the tree might fall down and that you two need to get a room already.
In my opinion and all that.
OT, you know as sexy as that yellow spandex is, there is also something to be said for a man that can pull on a tuxedo occasionally.
*sighs*

EDIT: Kites, resistance is futile, boy... she has a ManBat AND a knife... just do what she says and no one gets hurt:) | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:37:56 AM |
Captain Incognito, you're coming with me, bro! ROFL As tempting as she is, I try to avoid continents where 80% of the wildlife is poisonous or will try to eat me
OT, you know as sexy as that yellow spandex is, there is also something to be said for a man that can pull on a tuxedo occasionally.
How about a yellow spandex tuxedo. I could even put on a fanny pack cumber bun | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:43:39 AM | Pull or wear???............
OT........There is nothing like having a relationship with another that can dress, undress, be formal and still look good being casual.
We all know those special people that can walk in a room and make jeans, t-shirt, and sport jacket look great, and others that can have on a $1000 suit and look like sh*t.
The clothes can make the man or woman only if what is under it all is makable......
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:45:46 AM | You took your sweet time getting here Kites.
Kyn, Red has a point. Help get that man a flight and I'll bet you could dress him however you like. | |
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~Kyn~
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:49:08 AM |
You took your sweet time getting here Kites. Meh...he's been playin hard to get
*thumps kites with the ManBat again...just to keep him in line*
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:50:27 AM |
Im a one man kinda gal kites...altho...I guess I could watch *shrugs* ROFL...
Once the poisonous and hungry wild life are taken care of, you'll know where to find the gumtree right? Do they grow them right off the runway?
get that man a flight and I'll bet you could dress him however you like. ...don't anybody say, "yellow spandex!" Grrr... | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:50:29 AM | | Ummm, wonder what my man would look like in yellow spandex...not!!! but oh so love those tight ass jeans he wears!!! | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:58:36 AM |
I get on a plane and 24hrs later, I land
Nuff talk, boy.
Just get on the freaking plane.
You don't want to get her upset. Trust me.
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 10:59:19 AM | I have a friend who was raised in Germany and we have a running joke about his accordian and lederhosen. He is actually quite fetching in the lederhosen.  | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:04:41 AM |
Once the poisonous and hungry wild life are taken care of, you'll know where to find the gumtree right? Yes dear
Do they grow them right off the runway? Yes dear
...don't anybody say, "yellow spandex!" Grrr... Hmm...
He is actually quite fetching in the lederhosen. ooo...lederhosen?
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:12:04 AM | Kites must be on his way to the airport by now!!!! I'm already on the plane!!!! 
[edit] Lederhosen? Wouldn't you rather I was in that tux? | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:15:12 AM | | When I was in college I had a class mate have a dream about me in a Gold Lamme Speedo and tank top. It was fun to bug her about that for years. | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:20:39 AM | | Well I would much rather see the MARLBORO MAN type than speedo type...not much for the imagination anyway | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:30:13 AM |
Lederhosen? Wouldn't you rather I was in that tux? There is no reason why you can't have both. Variety my dear man..... oh that buttery suede and then the sophistication. Rest up on the plane, you are gonna need it.
We all know a good man in the flesh is worth two in spandex...
When I was in college I had a class mate have a dream about me in a Gold Lamme Speedo Perhaps she saw you as Rocky from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not a bad visual.  | |
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| I have a thing for men... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:30:35 AM | OMG.........The Marlboro man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now that has me jumping right back in this thread..................
Where is he?????????? Directions please................crap I forgot where Marlboro Country is  | |
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