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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:28:41 PM | | I've never really had the opportunity to flex my come hither look, I'm sure it would suck though... But I guess the sexiest I get in my day is about 10:30 at night, i've just gotten out of the shower and I'm wearing black christmas PJ bottoms with Snowmen on them, and it's hanging off my pelvis really low like, just below my hips, my treasure trail gently receeding down and disappearing under the hem of the black fabric, commando of course. And I'm fresh out of the shower so I'm all wet and stuffs, and smelling like soap and aftershave. | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:50:14 PM |
Perhaps she saw you as Rocky from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not a bad visual.
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Yeah, I don't think I would look that good in a corset. Not going to happen | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 3:07:51 PM | Oh, bonomolo, I was thinking you are too young, after that other thread, but my do you give good descriptions...
This one is mine, ladies! Now, I don't have a ManBat...need a weapon...
*borrows Thor's hammer*
This'll do nicely...hides hammer behind back and waits for Bonomolo to get distracted by something...
Oh, and why oh why did you have to mention the Rocky Horror corsets? Tim Curry in a corset, yum... | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 3:40:08 PM | | well i think it depends if the c&cktail is a saveloy or a frankfurt myself - otherwise there is no point to the spandex. right?! | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 4:29:22 PM |
Infact...I like a man who dresses up occasionally. Period.
Costumes are always good boys
Well I am glad you like men for something. | |
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~Kyn~
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Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 159 | |
| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 4:56:19 PM |
Well I am glad you like men for something.
aww...someone needs a hug
Methinks you better work real hard on your "come hither" | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 5:29:53 PM |
aww...someone needs a hug
Methinks you better work real hard on your "come hither"
I'll stick to looking her up and down and saying "get over here". | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 5:39:06 PM | What's this dang "manbat" thing I keep hearin' about? Probably the equivalent of what another friend calls her "bonker."
And she's Canuckian, too.
Hmmm...
Anyway, OT:
I suppose I could try out a Tarzan outfit...
but the loincloth has seen better days...
Maybe just a chef's hat?...
Oh, my...I do like the chef's hat!
I'll just stand back and y'all can come hither...
Annudder | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 5:41:49 PM |
I'll stick to looking her up and down and saying "get over here".
Do you wear a yellow ninja mask and throw a spear at her too?
Sorry, I just couldn't resist. | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 5:47:46 PM |
Do you wear a yellow ninja mask and throw a spear at her too? Doesn't every man bring his own spear to the party?
Or is that "steer"? 
Annudder | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 5:52:44 PM |
OT........There is nothing like having a relationship with another that can dress, undress, be formal and still look good being casual.
We all know those special people that can walk in a room and make jeans, t-shirt, and sport jacket look great, and others that can have on a $1000 suit and look like sh*t.
totally off topic, but relevant...the same goes for vehicles. Some people look goofy, no matter what vehicle they drive, and others look so dam good driving whatever vehicle they are in (and it doesn't even have to do with total physical appearence), just fit. It's all about presence and how one caries oneself :D
I apparently look good in a tux (well I did last time I wore one (when I was 16 or 17 for my sis's wedding - but I'm generally the same size now). I also apparently look good driving just about anything (according to random ppl that have seen me driving random vehicles when working for a dealership... maybe they were just trying to hit on me...ah so young and nieve way back then (2 yrs ago) | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 6:03:55 PM |
Doesn't every man bring his own spear to the party?
Or is that "steer"?
Annudder
I was just turning one of my favorite video game characters (scorpion) into a sexual innuendo.
I guess that gives me nerd certification. | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 7:02:29 PM | "i always wanted to wear a suit of armor...um....do chicks dig that???"
Some of us do. Then again, there IS the chef's hat.... | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 7:07:26 PM | | I really like the chippendale look also...dam skin tight black pants, little bowtie collar, and no shirt.....owie zowie | |
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~Kyn~
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Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 168 | |
| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 7:11:20 PM |
i always wanted to wear a suit of armor...um....do chicks dig that
Ima thinkin...its all good...cept...ya dont have to pee in it like a wetsuit do ya?
Things could go a little rusty in there. 
Then again, there IS the chef's hat....
Dammit...thats my everyday attire...that aint gonna do it.
Two thumbs down in one post. Argh! | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 7:26:35 PM | No to the suit of armor...I like knights and all. But geez...I don't want to use a screwdriver to get to the screw!
Right now...I"m thinking NEKKID makes the best outfit of all on a guy!
*dang these 35 yr old hormones get me going*
Kaylie *wiping sweat off her forehead as she imagines POFFer dudes NEKKID as a jaybird* | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 7:45:39 PM |
How about a yellow spandex tuxedo. I could even put on a fanny pack cumber bun
The real question is, how big is your DRINK?
And esotericjudi? No need for a ManBat... just use your horns hon....
Rule #547, paragraph 4 in the GalManual states that anything resembling horns or just
being horny may be used as a weapon if the need arises.
Women of mass destruction! mee.......... OW.
prrrrrr.............. | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 8:31:06 PM | | Kyn, honey, sweetie - just because you have the chef's hat doesn't mean I do. Pleeease let me dream... I'm old and easier to please. | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/1/2008 8:44:05 PM |
No need for a ManBat... just use your horns hon....
Rule #547, paragraph 4 in the GalManual states that anything resembling horns or just
being horny may be used as a weapon if the need arises.
Thanks, bullie! Darned if I didn't forget those were up there - I have only used them for good thus far, hence I forgot they can be weapons as well...
and now back to studying the GalManual ...so much to memorize, and I'm getting old... | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/2/2008 8:46:43 AM | Oh dear me.....someone emailed me and told me about this thread  ....dear lordy.
~ds~ | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/2/2008 8:55:46 AM | no no no David that not dear me.........or dear lordy
IT'S
Holy Manbat dear~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And your outfit is?????????????????? | |
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| I have a thing for men...
Posted: 5/2/2008 10:13:05 AM | Well, at the risk of this being tatooed on my post history infinitely .....yikes.
Start with some snug fitting long johns (not spandex, but close)....
Accessorize with my fly fishing vest....
Accented with fishing hat with flies stuck every which way on it....
Finished off with my longest rod to make sure when I find the honey hole, I can reach the sweet spot and limit out.
Hey, this is a fishing site afterall.  
~ds~ | |
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