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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 1:57:51 PM |
I am sure you won't be going there again if she gets wind of this thread
Gets wind? It sounds like she's got it all ready!
My advice is that he should bring a friend next time. And tell her not to douche with Pepsi.
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 3:01:18 PM | This is pretty freaking amusing, but I can see there have been no real answers to your question - if there are any anwers that is..... I agree with others though, you won't be seeing her again if she sees your post - although I notice you say "was" when describing her and the sex....
Have you tried positions from the side or behind with her legs crossed tight? Just a thought.
PS: I am not a "gaper." | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 4:04:03 PM | Geez, y'all...guy asks a legitimate question and this is what he gets--> At least hes making an effort, holy crap...
OP...go to any big sex store and along with the lubes and Anal-eze and whatnot, theres a tightening cream you can get. Ive never tried it myself (I was surgically 'tuned-up' after my spay back in 98), but I know it exists and it may help...and the Anal-eze, a sort of local anesthetic, may help bring her around to the anal sex idea if shes afraid it will hurt. Kegels and sexual positions with her legs together, as a few kind posters have mentioned, will help a lot as well.
Best wishes~
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 4:18:32 PM | The sugery is called "vaginal rejuvination" not a re-install lol it is a pu$$y not a pc. Non surgical mean should always be explored first. Reputable sex shops will get for you if they don't already stock them "exercise toys", and as many have mentionned kiegel's .... both of you should do those though  you will see why after a month of doing them with her.
Twp parting thoughts
1. Vaginal Rejuvination is not a good Valentine's gift
2. While you mull over the responses so far and discuss them with your partner stop by the butchers for a set of "liver shims" | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 4:28:33 PM | well, at first, i thought she was a peeking tina (since she cannot be a tom), but i guess she just had a few more kids. what country are you from? i am curious if this is common terminology? i suppose you (or she) can take your thumb and index finder and form a circle around well, you know before--well, you know. then squeeze as tight as you need it to be. doesn't take a rocket scientist. ...
as to air, i am surprised if you are that big, that the air squeezes by you. she must be one heckofa gaper or maybe you are not so....well you know.  so, maybe you should change positions with the intent of letting in less air. usually air comes in if she is on a pillow, which is usually used if you are "smaller". if that does not work, i suggest both of you using ear plugs. or better yet, plug into your i-pods. or if neither is accessible, just blame it on the dog!
ps it there a "surgical rejuvination" for men as they start to sag? personally, i would prefer to not even think about these recent plastic procedures as it's getting very sick. young girls mutilating themselves all over the place. my guess it that such a person will never be happy. i don't know, if it was truly horrific on either side, maybe i would not be saying this. but, it seems to me there is a very small standard deviation of people with problems that are that "horrific" to warrant surgery. it really makes me shudder. the same with all these "extender" adds. let's face it people, where there is a will, there is a way. the hardest part is getting someone to be a true mate, let alone what is gaping and what is dangling or too this or too that. hmmm. anyone for brain surgery, while we're at it? | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 4:31:22 PM | | Ya'll scared the OP away...no longer on the site haha......kegals btw work absolutely fantastic even my doc said for my age ummm lets just say still like a youngster except for a little dryness lol | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 5:00:19 PM | Maybe it's not her. Maybe it's the size of the ship.....
Women will say it's not the size of the ship.
It's the motion of the ocean.
Just to boost a mans ego cuz we all know that sucker has a HUGE appetite!
You will never catch a man doing that for a woman when we all know
that it takes a ship one day to get to China and it takes a dingy 3 days. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/8/2008 5:38:01 PM | Loonytunz:
you truely are. Rejuvination
WTF? Do you even know what your talkin about. God I fell on the floor laughing so hard when I read that. OMG!!!!!
I have asked men this question (and women for that matter) and it seems very very few know something ( male or female). Maybe I will ask the question in a post and then we can seee how well a man knows the female. I was gonna bet on it but, realized you will just look it up but, then again it might educate a few. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/11/2008 12:13:29 PM | Hey I enjoyed all the humour and agree that OP asked a serious question in a somewhat offensive manner. Since I have nothing particularly funny to add, I do remember a relationship with one lady that seemed very large the first couple of times. As OP described, it did not seem to affect her pleasure and she got tighter when fully aroused. It was neither bad nor good, just a bit different from what I was used to. I learned to change foreplay around a bit to make sure she was fully aroused before entering her. After a while it was something I no longer noticed.
Frankly I don't see why OP is concerned about it unless he is obsessed with some idea of the perfect sexual experience. Best to set that aside. The real thing, with all its mysteries and surprises, is much better than anything I could imagine. Better to let it be new and different each time than to hold it up to some standard and find it lacking. | |
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