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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/23/2008 5:05:48 PM | Oh My Gawd! Just how many sex partners has she had anyway? I've never had kids so I'm a little tight but I always do my kegels. Feels good to do them. Makes for stronger orgasims.  | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/25/2008 5:27:44 PM | if this poses a serious issue, and your seriously thinking about long term with her and it's an issue for both well, i'm sure pumping up your junk re: see austin powers after being defrosted, or a laser treatment I read about in a magazine is supposed to remove some of the tissue to create a tighter invironment (side effects vary, partial loss of sensation, bla bla bla) otherwise, so to speak, you just don't fit together.
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/25/2008 11:49:47 PM | Holy shi*t @ the term Gaper?!? 
It is almost a given for 'most' women to um,, 'expel air' (lol) when in certain positions; maybe doggy style if she is 'head down butt up', or on her back with her legs behind her ears and her butt up (like on a pillow or something).
Hmmm,,,,the looseness you experience may also be from her being very very wet (hence you slipping inside easily). | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/26/2008 12:30:04 AM | well i say the common knowledge of Kegel exercises to strengthen the pubococcygeal muscles and honey to increase the surface tension. as far as position goes, i recommend her legs being closed while she's lying on her back or preferably on one side as the weight of her own butt cheek exerts a downward force.
i think you should post a link to illustrate what a gaper is. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/26/2008 9:21:14 AM | I think OP should have posted this in the humor section because he definitely cannot be SERIOUS about asking how to get past being with a "gaper". Someone else had it right when they said, he's not likely to be invited back if she found out about this thread.
We haven't heard word one back from him since he got this thing started. He must have a teeny peenie and no respect for women at all to even begin this thing.
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/26/2008 7:14:11 PM | | On the other side of this issue, I'd like to point out that it can be painful if a girl is squeezing the love muscle while you're trying to move on in and she's not quite wet on the outside. I'd say ease up on the squeeze til the juice is lubin... | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/27/2008 1:17:17 AM | | holy cow...lmao. I have never posted before ,but I saw this and fell out! I read the entire thread...lol. having been with someone (no kids) who was not actually tight( no gaper though) I kinda understood. I would guess its a little of both extremes. I will be snickering for days! reminds me of an old southern saying.." carry the bone in ham with you and leave the soup bone onna nightstand" too much! | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/27/2008 5:32:29 AM | Nmiport that was what was called putting in a bushing where I grew up. You stick a ham in there, and pull out the bone. I have only run across one like that in a loooong string of places visited but have heard the warnings all my life. Then there is the green persimmons and alum cure, which also fixes bald spots, and the just fuk on one side and the other side will get jealous and move over advice, and of course the soon as you finish hand her an axe handle joke.  | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/27/2008 9:35:27 AM |
Posted By: Kindredspirit07 on 5/27/2008 3  00 AM Subject: How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper? Message: We're all gapers now because our mouths are wide open from the question. I wonder how many women will run to the mirror to check their vaginal openings. Lmao
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/27/2008 1:30:13 PM | | My only experience was long ago, and as I recall, she commented on it first and after we had experienced a couple of rounds, she said she could help out a bit by encircling me with her hand as we, um, well, you know. That, I confess, was milding interesting, in that it was like getting a hand-job at the same time as we were f***ing. We remained friends for a long time and occasionally wound up in the sack together for old times' sake, and it was just fine. Don't know how a steady and ongoing diet would be, however. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/27/2008 5:18:06 PM |
Ops is trying to say the woman is huge in the vagina area. So huge in fact that when David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, He actually had it hidden in her Vagina.
Whenever the lady takes off her underwear, All you hear is Ricola, Ricola, Ricola.
Even when I was a virgin, I was doing kegels. I'll be on the subway, humming Beethoven's 5th and going at it. With my first, I wasn't on top, but by the time we were done, my ex couldn't move from the neck down for the next ten hours. If the other women wont do it, bonus for me.
You should tape a pack of hotdogs around it. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/27/2008 5:46:22 PM | LOL omg. He must have a big one to support his balls for calling his women a gaper. No its not that my****is small its that you have a big ****. This is why I read forums ty | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/28/2008 2:14:28 PM |
Posted By: Avarielle on 5/27/2008 7  21 PM Subject: How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper? Message: GET A BIGGER D ICK TINY!! LOL
Says the woman whose heading is Quality, Not Quantity. Too funny. | |
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