| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 5/28/2008 9:34:03 PM | | Something tells me women who complain about "small" men very often are likely "gapers" or larger sized women. Average woman rarely complain about men's size with the exception of small men. While small woman would complain about above average men. The whole concept sheds new light on the notion that men have soul accountability regarding size and sex. A woman with a "gaper" needs an above average sized man to fill their gap.. lol. Hence the term "gaper". Quite funny at any rate never heard of that term before I have used similar discriptive terminology but refuse to actually post the term. It's a bit crass.lol. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 6/12/2008 2:35:09 PM | The OP brought up a bona fide never to be discussed issue. It's happened to a lot of men including me, it has nothing to do with the male size and short of surgery, can't be fixed. I'd never have the testes maximus to tell a woman. I don't care what you try, there just is no friction, slick as ice on ice for the male.
Is it a deal breaker? mmmmm probably not but it's bad, good god what a forum...this is boy and beer talk, when we were young we used to refer to the size in fingers, as in a 4 finger girl, so the issue has been around since dawn.
lord forgive me for I have sinned.... May I suggest the Veal this evening, I hear it's delicious | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 6/12/2008 3:30:27 PM | While I've never had anyone b!tch about my vagina as being able to fit an SUV in it-there have been times when I've gotten TOO wet ( least that is what he said) and he had a hard time staying in me..lol. Every woman's body is different-including the space where a man likes to insert his penis. I guess you either have to take shorter strokes-toss in a slab of liver-or tell her to squeeze down on your penis while she's inside of you!
I've been with a variety of men with different sized penis and none had a problem doing their job, nor did I have any issues satisfying them. I guess there is some truth to a man needing to strap a 2x4 to his arse before plunging in...thankfully the only woody I've seen was hard and in his pants. Maybe she gets too wet, maybe she has a gaping vagina-maybe he has a micro penis-but if he likes her the least he could do is mention to her that he needs more friction in the love-making department and if she cares anything about him-she'll happily oblige. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 6/12/2008 3:55:58 PM |
I was dating a Gaper and often found sex not as tight as with women who weren't. Often, even after working on her for quite awhile, she did not tighten up until orgasm.
During sex, air would enter causing ****-farts which distracted us both.
wow; you are definintely not classy about your woman. You could have used another term.
I actually watched a news report on this and there is not much you can do. | |
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 6/12/2008 5:53:36 PM | fallenangeseyes Wikipedia sez "A gaper is a stone head, often depicting a black man, on the front of a building in the Netherlands . It was used to indicate that this building is a pharmacy . The literal translation of gaper would be yawner ; the figure is always displayed with an open mouth, and sometimes you can see a pill he has taken resting on his tongue."
I have no idea how a man or woman could enjoy sex with such a contraption. No wonder OP is asking for help!
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| How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper?
Posted: 6/29/2008 10:36:29 AM | | I think the first problem is your lack of class and calling her a "gaper" wow ... the solution to your problem is to figure out if it is your penis that is too small and you're looking for ways to blame it on her ... or perhaps maybe just move on so this lady can be with someone who isnt so disrespectful as to call her a "gaper" ... Your question was valid but the way it was written is just sickening... | |
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