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 secret_agent_thing

Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 26
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 12:13:32 PM
Oh so many things I could joke about with this one, oh so little time
 zopz

Joined: 1/3/2008
Msg: 27
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 12:25:33 PM
That's what you get for cheating with her mom!
 pr0ud p4p4

Joined: 10/20/2007
Msg: 28
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 12:47:38 PM
Marry her sister then the baby can call you nephew dad. Friggin hillbilly.
 jazz and bourbon

Joined: 2/2/2008
Msg: 29
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 12:54:02 PM


We have a candidate for moron of the month...
1. Humped GF's mother
2. Did NOT use a condom
3. Popped INSIDE

STUPID




Dude...I hope you get what you deserve and the mother is knocked up with triplets!
 Da Exception

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 30
Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:05:04 PM
Well OP there is still hope. If the mother would sleep with her daughters boyfriend, then there's a good chance she may be easy. Dude, I doubt you were the only one hitting that so after you go on Jerry, go see Maury and find out who the real baby's daddy is.
 davidsauvignon

Joined: 2/6/2008
Msg: 31
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:10:40 PM
......and while you're at the Dr.'s office waiting on the or have him draw some blood.......you know.....no condom and such......


~ds~
 ball3

Joined: 6/1/2005
Msg: 32
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:19:32 PM
Double or single wide?????????????
 usernameextraordinaire

Joined: 3/28/2008
Msg: 33
Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:55:06 PM
If this is true,and I'm pretty sure it's not,my sympathies go out to the child.

What can you do? Do he/she a favour and give the child up for adoption.Maybe it'll have a chance.
 Von Erik

Joined: 3/28/2008
Msg: 34
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:01:03 PM

Hey ChArGeR69 She's just putting a scare into you. This way you won't do it to her daughter.



Is her last name Robinson?
 andy_mo

Joined: 2/24/2008
Msg: 35
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:40:05 PM
Which one was better?
 bostonsportsgal789

Joined: 12/4/2007
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:44:39 PM
Maybe the mom and daughter can fight for him on the Jerry Springer show. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 Love_on_Fire

Joined: 11/18/2007
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:49:52 PM
That old woman committed a serious crime and she got you to do it with her which is the sad part. I still don't understand why the **** you would even screw with someone that much older then you... it's digusting and makes me and should make you sick to your stomach. I would like that lady you did this with to come on this site on the forums, and owe all the people involved including your gf (her own daughter) a public apology. I mean here you are, atleast having the guts to talk about it and share your guilt and concern with us and admit to doing this.... Why doesn't the gfs mother do the same???!!?? that chicken...Shame on her, ask her to come on the forums here and face the music with you (assuming offcourse this is true, which frankly I am more and more doubting that it is). Shame on both of you if it's all true, especially that lady for allowing this to happen. Having said that, now starts the healing process, and there must be positive progress made before that child gets born. Now it's about the childs well being.

Also tell us, what are you going to tell your girlfriend about this? Would you like some help?
 jf468

Joined: 12/4/2007
Msg: 38
Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:54:26 PM
This sounds like a plot from some X-rated movie. Does the OP's girlfriend have any other relatives that wants to have sex with him. An aunt, sister, cousin, grandmother etc?
 Miss W

Joined: 12/4/2006
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:07:21 PM
Methinks that the OP has made this up. If not, he qualifies for nincompoop of the week.
 voodooguru

Joined: 3/27/2008
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:08:40 PM
I gotta call bullsh!t on this one.
 Bikeman_

Joined: 10/8/2005
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:25:52 PM
My bullshit radar is going off on this one.
 RedCassandra

Joined: 10/9/2007
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:31:05 PM
^^^ Yep. Yep. I nominate op for Troll of the Day Award.

However... I have to say... way more fun than Angry Nice Guy threads...


Does the OP's girlfriend have any other relatives that wants to have sex with him. An aunt, sister, cousin, grandmother etc?

Brother, father, uncle, yellow spandex wearing grandpa... why would you limit OP just to female side of the family?
I am so tempted to discuss pets... but, let's not go there...

 Pete 9

Joined: 3/2/2008
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:36:02 PM
Mine too! And I,m sort of thinking he may well be a banjo player with a few missing teeth.
 Renaissance Mun

Joined: 8/9/2007
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:54:11 PM
I think this is a good strategy:

Since you've already screwed your g/f's mom, don't stop now. As a distraction, screw all your girlfriend's sisters and possibly an aunt or even the uncle. Then, turn it back on THEM and point out none of this would have happened if the family wasn't so f'd up and dysfunctional.

Good luck. :)
 something_witty

Joined: 9/23/2007
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 3:58:28 PM
I was having sex with my GFs mom, and i prematured inside her. She isnt on birth control, and shes been filling nausias and having pains. HELP! What can i do? ???????????????????


Stop dating your offspring to be's half-sister would be a good start...
 The Suisider

Joined: 3/21/2008
Msg: 46
Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:02:59 PM
Now that is seriously raw dog!!!
 TheReason_

Joined: 9/19/2007
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:34:24 PM
Ok there is this invention, and it's called a condom.

If you are that clueless, you aren't going to get much pity from me.

+1 on the hookup though.




 ciaobaby71

Joined: 2/24/2008
Msg: 48
Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:34:37 PM
ugh.................................................
 itechman42

Joined: 7/7/2005
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:36:23 PM
I'd recommend adoption so the child has a fighting chance in life.
 clasact

Joined: 1/18/2008
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Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:36:31 PM
Just when I thought it was safe to come outta the water. ~bangs head on desk~

Ahem, well son, you sure might have yourself in a pickle when you gave the girlfriends mother, yours. And you posted your photo, niiiicccee goin' little man.

Tell me, if you marry the girlfriend and her mother has your baby, does it call you daddy or brother-in-law or daddy-in-law.......geez. Then that would make the "girlfriend" it's step-mother AND sister. And you might have passed on your genes if this is true. ~I'm goin' back in the water, it's safer~
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