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 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/5/2008 6:37:02 PM
Hey Dawn! Well, now he's in yet another city. And every time he changes his location, the "local" sports team is his all time favorite, (he was all fired up about the Braves last week, and this week it's been the Pacers, but now he's in AR!) and he is supposedly a massage therapist (HAHA) in town...I guess whatever town he happens to be in? I don't know how in the world he keeps all his appointments, what with being in a different state every three days, all while looking for a house in atlanta!! LMAO!

He wasn't using his "online" name, he used two different first names. It wasn't like me using "Beachy" all week and then changing to Stephanie the next week. It would have been more like me being "Stacy" last week and "Stephanie" this week. He used two different names that started with Br___. He just probably couldn't keep straight who he had used which one with. LOL!

I have no way of knowing if I was right or wrong about him being married, but there were enough lies that I wouldn't believe anything he said anyway. It's too bad there will be women who will believe him and fall for his crap.
 bbcue

Joined: 4/29/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 5/5/2008 10:00:32 PM
sometimes, it's better to laugh than to cry! (I know I would rather laugh! ) Maybe these guys are scammers? Ask them where they're from (even if it's posted in their profile)! I've done that and had them tell me that they're from __, but currently in ___...!
 John2InBlue

Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 28
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Posted: 5/5/2008 10:25:31 PM
I don't think this thread breaks any rules because it warns people to be wary of a particular scumbag, and it's not difficult to imagine that there are others like him too.

That counts for a lot in my book.

The offender should watch more movies to be reminded that good always wins over evil.
 fairlyflammable

Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 5/5/2008 11:10:37 PM
How do you know when someone has blocked you?
 leggymaturemom

Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 30
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Posted: 5/5/2008 11:26:50 PM
black velvet, so all chat forums have to have a question?
where was yours?
And as for sense of humour, i have to laugh at ths sad men that want to go out and meet women but who have wives and kids at home and will risk losing them for a night of fun.
Now that is funny in morbid way as they will be the ones losing everything, as one of my closesish friends can testify. She is beter off without him and is now living a better life and him, stuck in a bedsit after having been kicked out his 5 bed house
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 gnuru75

Joined: 1/22/2008
Msg: 31
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Posted: 5/6/2008 1:59:38 AM
The funniest thing that happened to me my date didn't even know about, and that made me sad.
I was seeing a woman for a while. We had a nice evening, went to a nice restaurant then to a comedy club. Sometimes I would walk in front of her, sometimes behind. It was an evening full of romance and laughter. All told, about 7 hours together. When I got home and was getting ready for bed I noticed a huge hole in the seat of my pants. I knew they had a hole in them as I had hung them up to take them to get fixed a few months prior but never got around to it and forgot. The hole was longer and wider than my hand. The funny part is I was walking around in public for 7 hours with my ass hanging out. The sad part is my date never checked out my ass to notice.
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:22:19 AM
I don't think he's a scammer, he didn't ask me for any kind of personal information...usually that stuff starts in email, and you never meet these people in person. I met him in person. He's just a player, trying to get laid in every city he lands in, is all I can figure.
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:24:07 AM
well, John, I'm not going to name him, because that would be breaking the rules. But at least people in the towns I mentioned can be wary of anyone who is way too good-looking and who has just recently shown up newly in their searches...and anyone who has a story that has too many holes in it. People have just got to pay attention to those little things, though. LOL
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:26:20 AM
fairlyflammable, you find out when you try to send them an email. you just get a message that you've been blocked. I actually laughed out loud when I got that message, because that's when I knew I'd pegged him. I bet he leaves a string of blocked people in every city he leaves. LOL
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:29:04 AM
Haha, gnuru, I don't know if that's sad or funny! Whether she really didn't notice or if she did and was too embarrassed to say something! HA!


 WildbobbyUS

Joined: 12/19/2005
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:40:31 AM
I have agree with you on WHAT IS THE QUESTION. I do know the answer anyway. If you do not have enough since to know when you are playing with fire than stay out of the kitchen. All the girls that give out phone numbers to every Tom,****and Harry, and do not expect to be dealing with some nuts need to wise up. There are plenty on here both men and women.
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:52:11 AM
Well, I do have enough "since" to know how to spell the word "sense."

And if you know the answer, why are you asking what the question is?

So, if you never take a chance after talking to someone for awhile, and give them your phone number, how do you ever end up meeting anyone? Talking on the phone is pretty harmless, much safer than telling him where I lived.

I don't give out my number to every guy I talk to (and I actually talk to very few anyway,) but once you email/IM with someone for awhile, phone talking is the next step.

I'm just curious how you ever meet anyone if you don't go through these steps to get to the point of meeting?

Oh yeah, and how do YOU know when you are "playing with fire?" Do you just KNOW each and every time when the person you are talking to is full of hooey, when they seem perfectly normal otherwise? Automatically? Because if you have so much "since" why are you divorced? Why didn't you use your superpowers and find the right person in the first place?

We are all human, and as humans we make errors in judgement. Somehow I think that if you hadn't made a few of those errors yourself, you wouldn't be on a dating site at age 55 with a pic of you with your shirt hanging open.

As I said, a few people won't get the humor in this...mostly women who typically fall for this kind of thing, and definitely the men who DO this kind of thing. I found it hilarious because I DON'T fall for it, and if you notice, I DIDN'T fall for it. I called him on it and he ran like the dog he is.
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 5:33:02 AM
I forgot to mention in my earlier post...not only is he now in Little Rock AR, he's also now got some oceanfront property! The words of George Strait are going through my head..."and if you'll buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate in free!"

 MsCarmen2U

Joined: 5/3/2008
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Posted: 5/6/2008 9:03:56 AM
I just have one question: Why are you still keeping tabs on him and keeping us updated? In my opinion, it's not making you look good either.
 Black velvet 46

Joined: 11/5/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 5/6/2008 9:09:31 AM
I just have one question: Why are you still keeping tabs on him"

Excellent question Mscarmen... Not only that HE was the one who blocked the Op , if he had not blocked her, I am guessing she would still be chatting with him.... Maybe even go out on that second date.


Usually when someone blocks you that's a good sign for you to move on.... Instead the Op is following him around like a forum stalker. I think there may be more to this than we're being told. I wonder if that first meet may have led to something more, thus making the Op a little testy.

The Op seems to be making way too much of a simple case of a guy lying to try getting into her pants... the only way this thread makes sense if if he was successful in his mission, thus pissing off the Op.
 Ms Brat

Joined: 1/31/2008
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Posted: 5/6/2008 9:22:14 AM
Losers! Liars! Cheaters! Let's just laugh at all the wasted energy...They could be dangerous if the rest of us didn't have a brain....
 Gotmail?

Joined: 7/24/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 5/6/2008 9:42:38 AM
Sometimes its just good entertainment to check back on the morons.
Better than watching Tila Tequila or what have you.

Once I met a married guy and he had 2 profiles up. I had friend message him(she lived way nearer to him) and sure enough same story, same pics, and used his name.

BTW

This guy is in the Atlanta area, has a great job,his real name is Michael has s/p hair, mid forties, looks like Paul Newman and used the story of his daughter being in the hospital from a near fatal accident as a cover for being unavailable sometimes.

SAD thing is, she had been in the hospital, nearly died, and has lifelong injuries and he also has THREE other daughters and a loving wife . He is also rather prominent in his church. He called me while at the lake with his whole family on a holiday weekend right after the girl was released. Sick I tell you. She was supposedly still in the hospital.

Yep, I ratted on him to his wife. Good women deserve to know the truth. It wasn't the first time he cheated on her, but to use his daughter, man that is LOW! He did drive over 100 miles to apologize to me, BUT.............................
I bet he is still at it though.
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:48:08 PM
At this point, just because it's funny. Don't go all reading something into it on me...believe me, for no other reason than I just think it's funny. Once AGAIN, no one else has to think it's funny if they don't want to, I just happen to.
 Spoken For

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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:49:27 PM
Uh yeah, hard to go out on a second date with him halfway across the country, doncha think? And if he hadn't been a liar, then I guess there wouldn't have been a reason not to go out on a second date.
 Spoken For

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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:54:23 PM
Gotmail, you nailed it...it's nothing but entertainment. I'm sure I'll be bored with it in a day or two, but for now it's just a lark.

That guy sounds like a class A jerk, do you know if he still has profiles on here? That's just creepy what he did. Not even in a laughable way, like what "B" did, because at least he didn't use his badly injured kid as a prop for cheating on his wife.
 Spoken For

Joined: 12/26/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:56:34 PM
Black Velvet, don't fabricate details where there are none. That kinda thing just makes me roll my eyes and not take you seriously anymore, because it's a gossipy "high school girl" thing to do.

 697989

Joined: 4/23/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 5:24:20 PM
children children !! keep it cool ??
 Black velvet 46

Joined: 11/5/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 8:35:19 PM
" black Velvet, don't fabricate details where there are none"

Op i am just trying to make sense of your thread. It's got me totally confused. Why so much interest in this guy, to the point of following him around. Weird just weird.
 MGMLION

Joined: 4/29/2008
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Posted: 5/6/2008 9:56:43 PM
I read it and it did not make a bit of sense out of me. Where is the Humor?
 sanderick

Joined: 8/27/2007
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Posted: 5/6/2008 10:13:52 PM
This is exactly why i can't stand some of these posts. You always get some self righteous non-moderator trying to ruin the fun for everyone. It 's like a television program. If you don't like it. Change the channel. Don't showcase yourself to be a pompous EXPLETIVE DELETED to everyone.

Sheesh. Get a life already.

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