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Posted: 4/30/2008 9:03:48 PM |
I feel really bad for not chasing her down now tho, dammit, I hate being sheltered!
Well, baby, I was running as slow as I could, but you didn't get the hint, and damn, of all the days to leave my ManBat at home...
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Posted: 4/30/2008 10:12:23 PM | | She must've had Maltesers for lunch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgjPvwoH-_U | |
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Posted: 4/30/2008 10:13:39 PM | What I want to know (actually NEED to know) is where the hell am I when people get flashed...seriously...
I've seen more p*ssy than a toilet seat but only because I spent years in strip clubs...
For once I would love to have some strange woman flash me...and if she ran away...I'd run after her until she stopped and had coffee with me.  | |
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Posted: 4/30/2008 11:19:39 PM | The neighborhood girls think you are a poor, pathetic lamer. They drew straws to see who would go run by and flash you. She lost.
After the flash, they all probably stood around at her house and laughed about it.
Dude. Get off the computer and get some real boob. | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 12:22:49 AM | She probably thought you were hot...
She'll probably come by again. | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 12:37:44 AM | | Did you thank the heavens for the blessing? | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 1:00:53 AM | | OP, there is definatly something more here. She was subtly hinting that she wanted a relationship (thats how we let guys know we are serious about hooking up)I'm sure it was love at first sight for her. I really think you could be on to something here. Next time, chase her down the street and pounce on her, you'll have her begging for more everytime! Good Luck with that! | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 1:19:06 AM |
So today, I was minding my business, keeping to myself sitting on my porch, a woman (fairly good looking) walks past and flashes her breasts to me, and than runs away...I definitely didn't mind...but am curious on her intentions. I have never seen her before and she didn't throw me her number or anything...was this just a random dare...or could it have been more?
^^^^^^^^^^^It's funny how one daydreams about a recent scene from an adults only movie and mixes it in with reality..
Then post it on a thread.......with intention of gaining attention
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Posted: 5/1/2008 2:32:16 AM | | Did she have nice breasticles? I think you will be getting messages from guys asking where you live. | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 4:56:03 AM |
For once I would love to have some strange woman flash me...and if she ran away...I'd run after her until she stopped and had coffee with me.
COFFEE? We flash our titties atcha and all you got is COFFEE??!
sheesh.... And this is why I keep my puppies under cover....
It's funny how one daydreams about a recent scene from an adults only movie and mixes it in with reality.. Then post it on a thread.......with intention of gaining attention
And not so funny 'til some of ya come around and make it so..... lol
Good to know I'm not the only one catching on to the 'oh so obvious' tactics here......  | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 7:22:56 AM |
OP, there is definatly something more here. She was subtly hinting that she wanted a relationship (thats how we let guys know we are serious about hooking up)
Dangit! I had no idea this was in the single woman's handbook! Mine obviously is missing pages...no wonder I had no luck when I was looking for a long term relationship.
Okay, I am taking notes...must remember to flash boobies at any man I want for long term...need to mapquest Stranger's addy...wait, don't have his addy. Um, well, I guess I'll just head to his town and look for the big chicken...must remember he probably can't run fast with that giant rooster...
BTW, I had no idea so many of us women had driven naked before...this must be an unwritten rite of passage for us...? | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 7:36:25 AM | It reminds me of a sitcom quote,
"Have I downloaded so much porn, I'm IN the porn?"
Was a pink elephant chasing after her?
Besure to set up a video camera so you can catch these instances and a scarecrow for when you are at work or otherwise unavailable to sit on the porch waiting. | |
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~Kyn~
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Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 38 | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 9:04:43 AM | Im calling bullshyte on this OP
but what the heck...we are here to waste time and if we get a
laugh in the process....its all good
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Posted: 5/1/2008 9:44:47 AM |
I had no idea so many of us women had driven naked before...this must be an unwritten rite of passage for us...?
Page 27 of GalManual.
I told you not to skip pages, AltRed.
*shakes head*
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Posted: 5/1/2008 10:00:23 AM |  That was soo funny! Is there really anyone who can answer this sort of question? Maybe she was schitsofranic. I would have been roflmfao | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 10:02:03 AM | I promise I wasn't skipping pages! *gets out highlighter to mark key info*
Man, I need to study more...this just proves that having boobs isn't enough - I have to actually study the GalManual!
I sure hope there is no sub-clause stating the naked driving expires and must be renewed... | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 11:28:11 AM | Not just renew...............there is a retesting process...........
Actually they are taking applications for testers as we speak. | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 2:23:53 PM |
^It's funny how one daydreams about a recent scene from an adults only movie and mixes it in with reality..
Then post it on a thread.......with intention of gaining attention
You're just mad you never got boobies flashed at ya.
schitsofranic.
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Posted: 5/1/2008 3:01:10 PM | ^^^^^
It is mean to make fun of the dyxlisic, I mean, dyslexic. 
I am just leaving work - got to go home, cook dinner (lasagna - yum), study the GalManual, and somehow find the time to practice naked driving before my exam...
so much to do, so much to do! | |
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Posted: 5/1/2008 3:30:08 PM | I was driving my pickup home from work on an extremely hot summer day, when; I got stuck in traffic in a small town. The police had stop traffic for an accident and I noticed the young girl next me, in a small red sports car, looking about nervously. I looked down more intently to see a very young woman, 16 to 17, was driving the car and she had on not a stitch of clothing on her. She never looked up, as she was more concerned with the policeman ahead.
Why was she doing this, I a sure because it was hot, and she wanted a thrill. As are most exhibitionist acts. I know I certainly had a thrill. | |
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~Kyn~
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Joined: 2/15/2008
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Posted: 5/2/2008 1:38:12 AM |
Yeah...but you aint never seen mine marius
Hahaha.......anyway kyn, I find those big beautiful eyes of yours captivating enough | |
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