| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/16/2008 5:12:16 AM | I received a few emails regarding the party.......
The party is NOT tonight.... The party is next Friday.....the 23rd of May....
See you all then....
Lauren33 | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/16/2008 3:08:16 PM | I have to confess I thought the party was tonight as well and originally thought the long week would bring plans but it's now a see-what-happens weekend. I'm going to the party with bells on...oh great a suit of armour with bells...I'll have to rethink that outfit. | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/16/2008 3:33:27 PM | What would be appropiate is a long dress for that would be clasified as evening wear,
As to you wearing a suit of armor? ....That would be clasified as Silverware. ..
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/16/2008 4:30:27 PM | LOL lisen its really me LOL are you bringing that garbage can tooooo ????? LOL
Maybe we can light a little fire and make it a BBQ, 
I saw something about silver wear toooo how about a silver bullet??
Well Lauren 141 last I saw its getting up there by next week we will be over 150 no sweat.  
Hey you all have a great long weekend people and hey lets stay safe out there on the roads.
Joe   | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/16/2008 5:16:19 PM | It's really me.....Speaking of bells...
That reminds me…did you hear of Quasimodo going into a bar.
The barman says, “What’ll be”
Quasimoda says, “Gimme a whisky”
The barman says, “Would you like Bells”
Quasimodo says, “NO…Just gimme a blah blah blah...ing whisky” | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/16/2008 7:15:23 PM | | Joe you are not allowed around garbage cans (geesh what a man will do to impress a girl). Maybe bullet earings would go well with the suit?? What's the dance floor space like at this club , I have never been there. Not that I have big feet but I tend to do my Ginger Roger dance moves after a few drinks (Hiccup) STEP STEP (listens for a scream ) | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/18/2008 9:35:20 AM | | I was actually thinking of renting an inflatable dinosaur suit, but it probably isn't suitable for asking a lady carrying a lance to dance. I'll just have to wear something less flamboyant. | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/19/2008 11:57:25 AM | LOL any thing is possible Lauren. We are at 150 .
Ok guys get the baseball bats out and the tasers first 50 people go by the front door we grab them and haul them inside.  LOL
COME ON FOLKS SIGN UP COME HAVE FUN MEET THE GANG
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/19/2008 6:37:07 PM | Raises her hand....in the 50 club and proud Inflatable dinosaur suit....well there is no way we dance together my suit of armour would puncture your suit and you'd blow out the window..... | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/19/2008 7:01:41 PM | Yup and unlike funky town this place has windows...It is on the 2nd floor this time....So get ready for going up stairs and not downstairs....LOL
Lauren33 | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/20/2008 1:50:00 PM | LOL hey we are moving up in this world LOL
Its all good Lauren, upstairs downstairs outside inside  just so long as they come 158 last I saw.
commmmmmmmeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnn peoples sign up already. LOL
have a good one | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/20/2008 2:00:48 PM | LOL BY gosh BY golly
dinosaur suite and a armour suite what kind of party is this ??? LOL
Halloween is not here yet. 
Ahhhh what the heck bring em anyway LOL its a party   here to have fun.
Enjoy folks
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/22/2008 12:23:44 PM | As a mature person going to the POF parties, I feel an obligation to help the younger generation, just as the mother fishee guards her unhatched eggs, keeping her lonely vigil day after day, never leaving her post, not even to go to the bathroom, until her tiny babies emerge and she is able, at last, to eat them. "She may be your mom, but she's still a fish,'' is a wisdom nugget that I would pass along to any fish eggs reading this story.
But for now I want to talk about dancing. This subject was raised in an e-mail I got on POF from a young person named Will Knott, who writes: "I have got a big problem. There's this girl in my Dance class who is really good looking. However, I don't think she knows I exist. I want to ask her to the POF party, but I'm afraid she will say no, and I will be the freak of the week. What should I do?''
Will, you have sent your question to the right mature person, because as a young person I spent a lot of time thinking about this very problem. Starting in about eighth grade, my time was divided as follows:
Academic Pursuits: 2 percent.
Acne and Zits: 16 percent
Trying to Figure out How to Ask Girls to dance: 82 percent.
The most reasonable way to ask a girl to dance is to walk directly up to her on foot and say, "so, you want to dance? Or what?'' I never did this. I knew, as Will Knott knows, that there was always the possibility that the girl would say no, thereby leaving me with no viable option but to leave Arthur Murray’s dance school forever and go into the woods and become a bark-eating hermit whose only companions would be the gentle and understanding woodland creatures.
"Yo, ZITFACE!'' the woodland creatures would shriek in cute little Chip 'n' Dale voices while raining acorns down upon my head. "You wanna DANCE? HAHAHAHAHAHA.''
So the first rule of dancing is: Never risk direct contact with the girl in question. Your role model should be the nuclear submarine, gliding silently beneath the ocean surface, tracking an enemy target that does not even begin to suspect that the submarine would like to dance with it. I spent the vast majority of 1975 keeping a girl named Julie under surveillance, maintaining a minimum distance of 50 lockers to avoid the danger that I might somehow get into a conversation with her, which could have led to disaster:
Julie: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Julie: Just in case you have ever thought about asking me to a dance, the answer is no.
Woodland Creatures: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The main problem with the nuclear-submarine technique is that it's very difficult to ask a girl who has never, technically, been asked. This is why you need Keith Luke. Keith was a friend of mine who had the ability to talk to girls. It was a mysterious superhuman power he had, comparable to X-ray vision. So, after several thousand hours of intense discussion and planning with me, Keith approached a girl he knew named Nancy, who approached a girl named Sandy, who was a direct personal friend of Julie's and who passed the word back to Keith via Nancy that Julie would be willing to go to a dance with me. This procedure protected me from direct humiliation, similar to the way President Reagan was protected from direct involvement in the Iran-contra scandal by a complex White House chain of command that at one point, investigators now believe, included his horse.
Thus it was that, finally, Julie and I went on an actual date, and it was my choice to go and learn the new dance craze that was going on in down town Manchester . If I were to sum up the romantic ambience of this date in four words, those words would be: "my mother was driving.'' This made for an extremely quiet drive, because my mother, realizing that her presence was hideously embarrassing, had to pretend she wasn't there. If it had been legal, I think she would have got out and sprinted alongside the car, steering through the window. Julie and I, sitting in the back seat about 75 feet apart, were also silent, unable to communicate without the assistance of Keith, Nancy and Sandy.
After what seemed like several years we got to the dance hall, where my mother went off to sit in the Parents and Lepers Section. The dance was called "The Hustle,'' but I can tell you nothing else about it because I spent the whole time wondering whether it would be necessary to amputate my right arm, which was not getting any blood flow as a result of being perched for two hours like a petrified snake on the back of Julie's seat exactly one molecule away from physical contact.
So it was definitely a fun first date, featuring all the relaxed spontaneity of a real-estate closing, and in later years I did regain some feeling in my arm. My point, Will Knott, is that the key to successful communicating is self-confidence. I bet that good-looking girl in your Dance class would LOVE to go to the POF party with you. But YOU have to make the first move. So just do it!
Pick up that phone! Call Keith Luke. | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/22/2008 3:02:34 PM | HI Neural
Driving in wow.
Keep on the 401 east and you will fall onto the 40 east EST in French. That will bring you into Montreal. You will then stay to your left and take the 15 south wich is Decarie south or as we say here SUD in French all the way down to the exit on your left again called CENTRE VILLE . Once on there you will stay to your right and
EXIT @ GUY Street.
At the light you will turn Right and STANLEY STREET will be a few blocks down the the road. 1426 will be to your LEFT side LEFT on Stanley.
Hope this helps you out .
IF anyone knows better go for it.
Joe  | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/23/2008 7:43:57 AM | Hi again everyone
Alas I've lost the battle with trying to sort out work so I will be unable to make it out tonight. I'm uber bummed out as I know it is going to be a fantastic night as per usual. I really need to get out of this shift work nonsense and regain my social life! Have a great time everyone and have many a drink for me! | |
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| Club Locoloco Spring Fling May 23 7-10pm
Posted: 5/23/2008 8:12:25 AM | Hi Lauren and everyone !
I'm trying to convince a couple of friends to come with me, but anyways i'm sure it's going to be a good time and i hope to meet new interesting people, make new friends, and practice my dancing skills ! | |
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