| i like phone sex Posted: 5/6/2008 2:49:48 PM | Not so long ago, in a galaxy not so far away, I was involved in a long-distance relationship. Being 1,000 miles apart, it was difficult to find the time when we could get together "in the flesh", so to speak. Phone sex was a viable (and enjoyable!) remedy. Keeping it fresh was important. Being the creative mind in the realtionship, I would invent various scenarios, write it all out, then have them ready to read to her as a "bedtime story". That was our "foreplay".
As the old ad raed..."reach out and touch someone". | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/6/2008 4:06:07 PM | Be careful....
You might get Hearing AIDS
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/6/2008 4:21:53 PM |
Phone sex is banned in China, too many people 'wing' the 'wong' number!
Yet another angry English xenophobe. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 4:39:01 AM | Quote.
"Yet another angry English xenophobe."
Not at all sir, it was not meant to cause offence, it was a joke that works in two ways.
1. A political irony as to the oppresive regime in China.
2. There are People with those names.
It fitted with the light hearted thread.
I do not judge a book by it's cover nor a person by their race or colour. Hope that is sorted now.
I don't like it when they get uppity in the colonies!
Did you have an opinion on phone sex>? | |
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custis
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 7:01:28 AM | | Sex is 99% between your ears, and it is sex, no matter how you do it. I have not done it for a very long time now, but this pretty little gal from Nova Scotia used to call me two or three times a week to have me talk her off. Apparently I have the kind of voice that women like. She would just go insane on the phone, crying and moaning and grunting and the whole spectrum. I could hear her thrashing about on the bed as she put the phone by her ear and used her hands on herself. I could even hear her fingers and her toy sloshing around in her wetness. It was arousing, and very frustrating because she was one hot looking little cookie, but too far away to ever meet. She finally met some guy and became happily married. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 10:31:25 AM | id like to try phone sex but i cant find a phone that fits. i also run out of mins too quick and im too embarased to go to verizon and say my package is too small | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 6:53:50 PM | Mmm... yes! It can be quite arousing with a responsive partner. Been awhile but in the past have run into several women on phone chat lines ( remember those ? ) who were I guess so turned on by my voice that after giving them my phone number would call quite regularly for phone fun. I found it to be very stimulating to say the least... Having the ability to control myself until my partner climaxed several times was a major turn on... yes just knowing she was pleased made it so much more intense when it was time for me to climax with her. Plus it has got to be the ultimate in safe sex... the next best thing to actually being together. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 8:13:58 PM | | i used to do it before...i just did it for the kicks of it. it never really got me off, i just laugh inside. only one guy really turned me on though. his voice is sooooooooo friggin sexy! | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 8:36:12 PM | I would not have phone sex with somebody who I had just met off of here, but I have been in a couple of long distance relationships where those late night (or mid-afternoon or early morning, for that matter!!) pillow talk phone calls would get us both through many long, lonely nights when we were away from each other!! Definitely the next best thing to being there!
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/8/2008 6:30:36 PM | Thank you for pointing that out J-me...for all the people who say "it's not the real thing!"...
To those people...thanks for stating the obvious, we all know the real thing feels best. The point of phone sex is or "interactive online fiction" (lol), is for those times when YOU'RE ALONE...and can't be PHYSICAL, in person.......WITH THAT PERSON. Am I making sense here??? :D
Ok good....so we have phone or cyber sex as an accessory to assist us while we masturbate...
And who wants to guess why we masturbate when we are alone???
WoW...you got it...because there is no-one there to get PHYSICAL with!
Otherwise we would be physical and would drop the phone sex
Get it??? *looking around* Should I stop? Really? Ok cool
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custis
| Joined: 3/16/2005 Msg: 61 | |
| i like phone sex Posted: 5/8/2008 10:20:23 PM | "can't see from the wine spat over the screen now"
Question--Do you know what a "plick" is?
Answer---A guy who does not leave a tip at a Chinese restaurant. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/8/2008 11:29:49 PM | | Personally I treat the "phone bone" as something that you share with someone you are already with in a realtime relationship of some sort. To just meet women on the internet and masturbate with them on the phone only seems desperate and needy. Not hatin here just my opinion. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/9/2008 12:29:05 AM | Well since use to call toronto phone chatlines when younger i can say that i have tried it and some are good some aren't But it can be fun | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/9/2008 1:23:05 AM | | i love it haering the other person telling you what there doing and what they wud do to you if you are with then | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/24/2008 12:04:13 AM | | ouch!YEs! give me your nums and ill call... | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/25/2008 12:40:22 PM | I agree actually making that human contact , by hearing a person voice... does make some days really enjoyable.... more than just the same ole' b.s. I love it....now if I could just find some one for that 1 on 1 conversation. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/25/2008 12:45:03 PM | Oh how funny... kept running out of min..and the phone didn't fit... | |
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2nutty
| Joined: 12/17/2007 Msg: 68 | |
| i like phone sex Posted: 5/25/2008 2:11:05 PM | AWWWW...Frank! Too bad u were offended! Having an incredible voice is great! Such a turn on, but it was very in appropriate for her to not pay attention to you when you were discussing something of interest to you...thats the pits...
Anyway..I love phone sex! Hell if it wasnt for that at this point, I might as well be a nun! I love the descriptions, the visualizations, the voice, the instruction, the power, the new ideas....it is simply lovely...so much better for when we meet again.... | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/25/2008 3:12:26 PM | Did it for a living for a while and got the best manicures while pretending to get off.
In reality, I would never do it with someone I didn't know. You need to know what makes me tick, what gets me off, and vice versa, in order for it to be good for both of us.
When in a relationship, though, reliving a hot sexual experience with that person when on the phone can be really, really hot. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 5/29/2008 2:43:55 PM | | I think it can be fun.. as long as you know that person. But, I confess I have done it with people I do not.. just for fun. I don't just start spouting it out though... if you are both consenting to such.. then why not. Who cares.. it's all in fun.. and it isn't like you are going to catch anything from it.. other than your own stuff! ahahaahahaah I crack myself up! DOH! | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 9/24/2008 10:38:13 AM | Like it? Hell I love it. Of course I'd rather have the real thing. Who in their right mind wouldn't? However hearing a girl get off has to be one of the hottest sounds in the universe. You can't have any unwanted children from phone sex, you can't get STD's from phone sex, and if you're doing yourself.. you will always get your cookies ;) Plus if you're in a serious relationship with someone it's the next best thing while they're gone away or while you're gone away. Yum
Anyone wanna have some phone babies? Haha.  | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 9/24/2008 10:48:05 AM | | Yeah i'm the opposite tho i like talking to women, and making them hot n bothered. Also getting to know what nakes them tick is important in any relationship that is going to develop into something more long lasting in future. That is unless its just a bit of fun of course. | |
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| i like phone sex Posted: 9/24/2008 12:34:19 PM | I can see how some women may like it with the right phone and lots of lube .. but wouldn't know what to do with the receiver myself ... | |
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