| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:20:42 PM |
The one man I met who joked he was hung like a gerbil is very large indeed. That was also my experience.... the one man who joked about it, was not exactly small. So maybe, it is a "proportional to body size thing".... I could just never figure it out..... I guess I will have to ask next time what he really means by that.... now how in the world do you word that question?........ hmmmmmmm?????..... suggestions??? | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:27:33 PM | | lol. Didnt even know a gerbil had enough to be hung | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 8:24:04 PM | I have solved ze mystery!!
Copied and pasted from a very informative website:
Colorful analogies to being well-endowed:
* hung like a horse
* hung like a bull
* hung like a donkey
* hung like a mule
* hung like a Shetland pony
* hung like a unicorn
* hung like a whale
* hung like an elephant
* hung like Jesus (ahem)
Colorful analogies to being less well-endowed:
* hung like a (horse)fly
* hung like a mouse
* hung like a pygmy
* hung like a bug
* hung like a baby
* hung like a gerbil
* hung like a hamster
There we have it, ladies! Man Code Speak revealed!! | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 11:51:31 PM | Thank you WesternRose...it sure felt good after 2 years. And yes...us Aussies love down under :P
The Guiness World Records? I don't know if it was THE pic, but I have seen a pic of an EXTREMELY small penis...which to me looked around 1 inch, but hey, zoomed in that much...who can tell the real size? He would definately need to work on technique :P | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/5/2008 12:21:02 AM | | Does a gerbil have a big**** Can you answer your own question? | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/5/2008 4:24:48 AM |
The one man I met who joked he was hung like a gerbil is very large indeed. I might be stating the obvious here...but for the people that would never of thought along these lines... A man with a small penis would have a complex and wouldn't wanna talk about his penis...or would lie about the size (that's why you get 12 inch ones online, lol). Whereas a man with a big penis would joke about being small...and laugh inside :P Personally? I like to keep them totally clueless, plus...I wear boxer shorts  | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/5/2008 4:59:15 AM | For adult males, the term "micropenis" is used to describe a penis that is more than 2.5 standard deviations below the average size for age, or about 3.7 inches or less.
In determining size, the "stretched penile length" is far more important than the "relaxed length." To evaluate penis size, stretch the penis gently and measure from the bone at the base all the way to the tip. Be sure to depress the surrounding fat pad to get all the way to the base.
Gerbils are usually about 6-12 inches long (including the tail), so perhaps he was describing that he was well endowed - i.e. the same length as a gerbil (not the gerbil's penis).
BTW, the plural for penis is penises (or less frequently penes). It is not peni or penii. | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/5/2008 5:54:05 AM | | my feeling that anyone who would say this probably has a small one..why compare to a gerbil? kinda small i think..lol | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/5/2008 11:06:29 AM | | I've heard "hung like a mosquito" which always meant small to me.... | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/7/2008 2:10:31 PM | | To me it means he is small so run! Now if he were hung like a horse then I would say don't call me cowgirl, till u see me ride! I love riding a horse bare back! | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/7/2008 2:16:24 PM | | I'd like to hear more about your addiction to BBC. | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/7/2008 2:36:03 PM | | At last - vindicated! Thank you Mystral. I've always suspected that whenever a woman referred to me as gerbil-sized that she was in fact complimenting me. Now the science is in and the verdict bears me out. | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/7/2008 3:28:47 PM | Funny... I say a guy is either "hung" or just simply has useful hands.
It makes the implication very clear. | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/9/2008 11:46:20 AM | It could be good to joke about being small when in fact he is average or slightly larger. However, when well over the average range its best to just let a prospective mate know up front. Otherwise, the surprise could be something else | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/9/2008 12:04:08 PM | | You know I'm never gonna be able to view my son's gerbil in quite the same light after this thread!! | |
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Posted: 5/9/2008 12:16:06 PM | | How about hung like a hog?? long, narrow, spriling down to the ground.... | |
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Posted: 5/9/2008 12:28:10 PM | ive always heard the phrase "hung like a horsefly"  | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/9/2008 9:35:55 PM | That would mean small. I always use 'inchworm' to describe a small penis.  | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/9/2008 10:16:15 PM | Reminds me of the old joke...
A man meets this woman who is incredibly attractive and has very large boobs. The man himself is attractive as well. Well they start dating, fall in love and decide to get married. But before the marriage the girl admits to her man that she doesn't really have big boobs but is flat as a board. The man says that's okay and admits to her that he is hung like a baby. Well wedding day comes and they are in the hotel that evening. They had waited until their wedding day to do the nasty so it was the first time they had seen each other in the buff. The girl steps out of the shower to be seen by her new husband, to which he replies, "wow, you were right. You're flat as a board". The husband then dis- robes to which the wife says, "wow, you said you were hung like a baby but your really not!!". "That's right dear, I am hung like a baby, 9 pounds 10 ounces and 20 inches long"!
As far as the rest of the conversation I think I will bow out of this one lol. | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/9/2008 10:56:10 PM | i'd just drop the term. too confusing and really shouldn't matter if you know what it's all about.
find out at the gorilla's size. i dare any woman insult him, lol
now, there is the term "rat nuts". it means LARGE NUTS, despite the raw size on a rat. I experimented on those critters and their nuts practically drag on the ground.
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/10/2008 6:48:58 AM | If a guy tells you he is "hung like a gerbil" he is making fun of himself and not likely worried about his endowment since he is able to be self-effacing in jest.
................. now if one of your girlfriends uses the same term to describe a man, either he is below average in that department or she is mad at him for something. | |
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| Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/10/2008 3:15:09 PM | | I'd say small... but now I have a different take on it! | |
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