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 eccentricPEA

Joined: 5/2/2008
Msg: 51
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/10/2008 5:01:34 PM
Who thinks this crap up? Why don't you just do a check on them when you meet them first things so you can figure out whether they are hung like a gerbil or not? Oh wait then you still wouldn't know if they were hung like a gerbil or not? Damn semantics. Why don't you just ask if they are hung like Dirk Diggler? LOL
 chickenshake_russ

Joined: 7/24/2007
Msg: 52
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/12/2008 7:35:48 AM
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye.
 Feedback1

Joined: 3/8/2008
Msg: 53
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/6/2008 12:54:46 PM
Well a gerbil isn't that big of a creature and I would think his respective "parts" would be small......otherwise you would see pornstar gerbils out there LMAO......so I would say very very small......poor guy.
 duckling

Joined: 2/28/2006
Msg: 54
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/6/2008 2:30:39 PM
My favorite bumper sticker says "I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse". The gerbil seems to instill an image in everyone's mind. I have absolutely no idea what "hung like Einstein" would be!
 ice_cream_dream

Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 55
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/6/2008 2:46:44 PM
hung like a field mouse, looks like a little smokie, looks a c ocktail shrimp,a vieena sausage, it looks like a 3yrs olds pee pee, o wow it's an exstra pinky,or the classic a scared little turtle peeking to come out..
 thorvin

Joined: 6/3/2008
Msg: 56
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/6/2008 4:14:53 PM
i have two gerbils in my butt as we speak
 Metallguru

Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 57
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/6/2008 6:55:50 PM
This thread is "Gerbilist"
 zakurtz

Joined: 5/26/2008
Msg: 58
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/24/2008 1:26:50 PM
I had a co-worker that alway said that he was hung like a baby.... 6lbs. 5oz, i heard my friend tell a woman once that he was hung like a Gerbil but as thick as a Tuna Can LOL
 Holly_Golightly6

Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 59
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/24/2008 1:48:02 PM
How can I add a disclaimer to the following phrase?!
Umm,
It has been "mentioned"....
Asian men = Hung like a Mouse!
yiikeesss
 SweetiePie1977

Joined: 12/6/2007
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/24/2008 4:37:11 PM
It seems like I only get the gerbil****....wtf?
 SGL66

Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 61
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/24/2008 4:50:30 PM
I'm hung like a horse.


















....fly.
 honeybunny1966

Joined: 5/16/2008
Msg: 62
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/25/2008 10:38:42 PM
My ex hubby was hung like a sand gnat.... now thats bad!!!
 cleantcutguy

Joined: 3/18/2008
Msg: 63
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 6/26/2008 1:33:39 AM
I was going to reread Hamlet and consider the differences betwen the First Quatro, Second Quatro, and First Folio, but as for my "take" on the big "hung like a gerbil, what does it mean?" question, I'd say people in general aren't talking about proportion as much as actual size. So to say a guy is HLAG is to say he's small.
If you were to say he's hung like a horse (HLAH), that means he's big.
 alishera

Joined: 7/20/2008
Msg: 64
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 9/1/2008 9:10:32 PM
This is more than I ever needed to know about gerbil penises or the men or women who compare penises to gerbils...,
 reservedone

Joined: 6/3/2008
Msg: 65
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 9/1/2008 9:15:58 PM
richard simmons is the king of gerbilology. would serve us best to ask him.
 gingerlynn28

Joined: 1/29/2008
Msg: 66
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 9/1/2008 9:24:26 PM
Wow the poor guy probally got insulted ,got a penis complex and had to google .... hung like a gerbil ....THATS COLD!
 lisaalford

Joined: 8/6/2008
Msg: 67
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 9/1/2008 9:32:57 PM
This thread is hilarious! And whoever said size doesn't matter obviously never had a proper comparison. I believe Jeff Foxworthy mentioned something about taking a rowboat to England or something. It Matters!!!!
 lisaalford

Joined: 8/6/2008
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 9/1/2008 9:38:19 PM
You listen to too much Bloodhoud Gang. I would say the next line but it's rather crude. This thread is too funny!
 brooklinmike

Joined: 7/15/2008
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 9/2/2008 4:48:05 PM
hE WAS HUNG LIKE A BULL.......A GERBIL .....................LMAO
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