| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 2:33:15 PM |
when will these men learn.
When every second woman stops inviting me to her place for a coffee after we just finished one. lol | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:34:21 PM |
Von Erik.... if you need any help pouring that Folgers - black, let me know..... you think they'd want to make us the new "Folgers Couple"?
LOL. Cable only commercials?
*snaps on my leather gloves and grabs the bull whip*
hey.... that's my whip... I'll wrastle you for D...
I'm a little slow on the replies... still typing one handed... happens a lot when you're around Libra... | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:34:47 PM | i see what you mean, we all have our little signals, some more bizarre than others, cereals a definite new one on me, I definitely get your point,
whats that saying men think about sex every 15 seconds ummm could be more often than that with some men on here but definitely not all
thanks for replying
have a good evening | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:35:33 PM | Damn! I don't drink coffee i guess i will never get lucky! aint that a B..
I guess i would have to say well i don't drink coffee but i definitely want the sugar that's holding it. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:36:53 PM | true, people can read lots into a simply coffee, must be more direct and say yes coffee at costa sitting at a table with extra cream and choccy sprinkles is all thats going to happen maybe a biscuit on the side but nothing else ,
thanks for your reply x | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:38:11 PM | | ok, i definitely get where you are coming from, but say you agree to meet one sat afternoon for the dreaded "coffee" what does that say????? | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:39:38 PM | lucky you, you must be all "coffeeed" out  | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:40:27 PM | | trust me flowers, romantic meal and dim music much better than any offer of coffee hee hee | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 2:45:01 PM | Who? Me?
OP, I think you just broke the record for most posts on a 3 page thread.....you win a free trip to Costa and 50% off coupon for the coffee of your choice. Enjoy.
~ds~ | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 3:10:31 PM | | OP you must be dating an older crowd. Coffee equalling sex stopped years ago ....... Now it is "want to come over for a movie?" that means "do ya wanna swing by and do the nasty a few times?" | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 3:24:07 PM |
It happened to me once, I declined as a naive person
Geez man, have you never watched Seinfeld? You could have learned that lesson from George. Season 2, Episode 4 - "The Phone Message"
"Coffee"'s not coffee, "coffee" is sex! | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 3:54:32 PM | | FYI - When you post a reply, it does not automatically indicate who you are replying to. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 5:34:53 PM | Didn't you know that Colombians and Africans grow coffee beans in fields they call fertile vaginas? The beans are separated from the bush by use of a throbbing whacker? That they are then processed via a machine called a pump and grinder? They are then exported and shipped in the anus of donkeys led by Juan Valdez, also known as the donkey show? And that is just before it becomes hot, wet, steamy, and stimulating inside of you.
How could it not equate to sex? | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 5:49:27 PM | | never heard of such a thing,but any date or meet and greet is a potential opportunity to begin a friendship or much more.If your asked something that seems to fast,merely state "talk like that is out of line",or "its way to soon to discuss this",at that point the man will probably apologize,and you have then taken control of the situation,rather than running,or calling it quits on him.Men sometimes misread the message or got way to caught up in the moment but are easy to put back in line. | |
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| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 6:03:52 PM |
Or is there a secret code only you men know, please help me, and if there are any other "codes" I need to be aware of please let me know
Here is one for you OP. Just because there is a "reply" button under each post does not mean you should use them OR that by doing so they will line up under that post or in any way give readers a clue what post you are replying to. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 6:18:28 PM | Now do the different types of coffee(names)mean anything too? Like Morning Blend??? That's some of my favorite, ya know.
Hey, Von E....how's it going? | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 7:20:10 PM | Re: Crap! I didn't get the memo EITHER!
No WONDER every guy I invite to coffee instantly thinks I'm gonna blow him in the parking lot! That must be what "White Chocolate Mocha, Nonfat" means!
Who knew! 
wow! I can certainly relate to this! Gives the term "Cheap Date" a whole new meaning...
(and for inquiring minds that wanna know....sorry I don't do cars...not my thing ) | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 8:12:03 PM |
Like Morning Blend??? That's some of my favorite, ya know.
Hey, Von E....how's it going?
Hey Cutie Pie!! mmmm love that Morning Blend.....
(and for inquiring minds that wanna know....sorry I don't do cars...not my thing )
If he pulls up in a station wagon with an air mattress in the back....
... I miss that old wagon... | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 9:30:36 PM | Sooooo should i worry if my date orders her coffee
by saying ....
“ I like my coffee just like my men : Large, Hot and Black “ ?
( old jokes never die) | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 9:32:24 PM | GREAT!!!!! Now there's no way anyone can 'do coffee' for the first meet.....too much pressure....gonna have to go with, what, flying a kite in the park? Okay, new thread....who has gotten 'it' on flying a kite in the park? Geezush.
~ds~ | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 9:59:22 PM | I never did like the taste of Coffee, but ladies are Sweet like Sugar & Spice , then what do I know, I'm not Mr. Right!  | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:06:14 PM | | And that, my friends, is not how you get laid. | |
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Posted: 5/9/2008 12:22:40 AM | | This would explain why all my co-workers seem disappointed when they ask me to go out and get coffee for them and I actually come back with coffee. | |
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Posted: 5/9/2008 12:49:14 AM |
Hi guys, please help, why is it the word coffee means sex to some men on here, it meant a hot milky drink with coffee added when I last checked??? Or is there a secret code only you men know, please help me, and if there are any other "codes" I need to be aware of please let me know
Coffee means coffee until about 3am..After that I have to wonder if it isn't an invitation for sex. As George once said on Seinfeld, "Who really wants coffee at 3AM except the guy on nuclear missile watch " | |
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Posted: 5/9/2008 1:01:10 AM | | My, What fertile imaginations you all have. I guess that I didn't get that memo either and I keep the coffee going a lot, and offer every man that comes by the house coffee, the yard mower, plumber, preacher, couples that drop in, etc, etc, etc. What must they all be thinking? | |
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