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Posted: 5/9/2008 6:05:34 PM | | Oh Indi...you cannot be left to your own devices. You need to cross the pond and join forces with me. Together we'd be dangerous. | |
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| I don't think I did this right...
Posted: 5/9/2008 11:22:20 PM |
Hi Tickin,here are my thoughts on your profile. I sort of feel like a scrouge here,because everyone else seemed to love it. I totally agree that it is a HUGE improvement over what you had. However, on a scale of 1 to 10 I give it a 5 possibly a generous 6. You did a great job with the humor! And it has a very nice flow. However,you did not use one descriptive word to tell the ladies WHO you are. Unless it went over my head,which is possible,it's late. If I did miss it, that's tough,you thought of one,you can think of two.
Do NOT use such words as honest,sincere,happy,loyal,funny,caring,etc. These are what I call "assumed givens". Nobody wants a lying,insincere,grumpy,disloyal,uncaring person with no sense of humor!
Use words that are UNIQUE to your prefered personality preferences! Such as: passionate,adventurous,timid,aggressive,dominant,meek,oldfashioned,metro,geeky,
etc. Do you understand the differences between the two sets of words? If not,ask me to clarify it for you.
After you have selected 2 words for YOUR personality,thats right,I said two! So I lied,shoot me! Select two words for the woman you would like to meet,and describe her in the same pleasant way you wrote the rest of your profile. I am going to be watching you! So don't even think about skippin out on this.
Best wishes
OFCB | |
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| I don't think I did this right...
Posted: 5/10/2008 1:41:24 PM | Deuce - we would make a good team i can see the stardom now, though i know i will fook it up by getting drunk one night and try and pee in President Bush's eye or something like that and before you know it we will just be has beens.
Best to stay on your own mate where your name will live on forever :) | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 5:03:50 PM | ...by getting drunk one night and try and pee in President Bush's eye or something like that
You'd have to get in line behind all the tens of thousands of people who already want to do this, and much worse, to good ol' G.W.
And BTW, doing so would probably qualify you as a hero, if not an actual presidential candidate.
And OP, I mean, Mister Clock, I mean, Ticking? When I wear sunglasses at night, I trip over curbs and fall down a lot. Why are we wearing sunglasses at night? Not because of that old song, is it? | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 8:47:41 PM | ^^^for what other reason than??? I'm sorry but Corey Hart was the shiz...
EDITPOST:
I'm sorry. I cannot even take myself seriously with a stupid post like that. I in no way condone listening to Corey Hart for any purposes; it might be hazardous to your social life, not to mention the epididymis. But it you were to buy stocks in Kleenex or vaseline you'd be in business. Corey Hart sucks. | |
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