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Posted: 5/10/2008 5:47:23 AM | I heard a joke much the same...........
Old guy looks at young dude with mowhawk. The young guy says what you lookin at geezer. To which the old guy replies 'few years ago I got drunk and screwed****too - thought you may be my son!'
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Posted: 5/10/2008 7:00:17 AM |
I for one much prefer a kid who can express themselves in clothes hair music and art than acting like an anti social little snot.
Agreed . . and I don't have any problem with the hair cut.
I also don't think there's any doubt that going to great lengths to stand out in the crowd is often perceived as attention-seeking.
That alone isn't uncommon, nor a problem.
However, your son just has a unique sense of style . . let's say.
But the young guy in the OP was acting like an anti social little snot. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 7:55:31 AM | First of all I feel sorry for the young man...he wants to be different and not harming anyone so really people should mind their own business.
My mate couldn't stop staring at them, finally the mohawk barks at him. "What th f*ck are ya lookin at?" Your quote reminds me of a joke so similar
but the reply the old man in the joke to the mohawk boy is:
"oh sorry the reason I was stairing at you is because when I was younger I had sex with a parrot...I was wondering if you were my son" | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 8:13:53 AM | hmmm... think the topic was QUICK come backs...
you were a bit late with that one goddess... | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 1:33:32 PM |
However, if i would dress by choice as a forest fairy
Kobalt do you have pics of you dressed like this????
Can we expect to see a centrefold spread in Frolicking Forest Nymphs Monthly?? lol  | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 1:52:43 PM | | On the topic of the young dude with the mohawk he has probably had so many put downs for the way he looks he has just had enough of the comments and looks for been different and has picked the wrong way to express himself maybe he should have gone up to the gentleman in question and gone "Hi dad Yes its me like the new DO see you at home" I once had these kids giving me a gob full when my children were smaller, they went to the same school as my kids, cheeky little sh*ts so I went over to them and said to main offender " Can you tell MUM I'll give her a ring about catching up for lunch next week" kid slinked off pooping his little undies. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 9:34:45 PM | One of my favourites is the comeback to the old "Can I buy you a drink luv?"
Where she replies, "no thanks, but can I have the money instead?" | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 2:30:33 AM | The C word would have to be the worst swear word ever. Much worse then F word for sure.
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Posted: 5/11/2008 3:50:15 AM | Kobalt you don't seriously expect us all to agree with each other about anything do you lol that's what makes it a forum, and makes life interesting, is that opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one and hopefully still the right to express it, it's not about shoving it down someone else's throat or changing anybody's mind, just an eye opening insight into how others think and express themselves. I had freaky hair and wore strange clothes when I was 16, have since chosen to get many tattoos and piercings, none of which was or is designed to impress anybody, they can like or lump it but if they give me a hard time about I will get in their face just like the mohawk once again, live and let live
Very well stated. Thank you Ronda.
At the moment, I am sort of like the guy with the wild hair and a few of my closest friends have seen it. I do not like it, as it is rather wild, but if I did and someone called me an idiot for having it, I do have a few choice words for them.
They are: Get f*cked ya c*nt.
I think, for starters, that it is so rude to stare at anyone, regardless of how they present themselves. I can only hope that when I reach my twilight years that I have more manners than to do this.
Geez, anyone would think that the guy had his woo hoo hanging out in the shopping centre and was flopping it around at all the little granny's. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 4:22:06 AM | On a lighter note: Yesterday, my sister and her husband took my parents to the Ginger Factory.
Lunch time comes around.......mum is carrying a tray of food and coffee to the table, her handbag slips off her shoulder down her arm...........and stops when it hits the tray.
The outcome is spilt coffee all over the tray........apparently mum comes out with a louder than expected " OH SH1T ", naturally everyone within ear shot looks around....to save the moment.....my father says out loud....." it's ok she's a Sunday School teacher ".......gotta love em. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 4:50:17 AM | Coal I had to laugh at your Mum and Dad very good come back from dad. On my honeymoon I was late night shopping and there were people standing in front of the meat fridge, blocking everyones way, chatting like it was a place to socially gather and chat, as it was late in C'gatta, I politely (if anyone believes that) said "Excuse me this is a shopping centre would you mind not treating it like a social club if you must chat please move to one side" with that I got the most dirtest looks and grunts and my new husband turned to these people and said " Sorry she hasn't had her medication tonight but I will make sure she takes it when she gets home"
I now have a patch for my jacket that say "heavily medicated for your protection" | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 5:13:12 AM | The interesting thing here is that we are split in two camps
So you admit your campy Kobolt... thought there was something fishy about you. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 9:22:43 AM | rainbowskin,
no of course i dont expect us all to agree - where would the fun go?
Just didnt expect a split between the camps so sharp along the male/female line if you look through the posts.
That really made me think - why would that be? 
You see, the mohawk is a sign of the punk subculture, and the
". . . Punks seek to outrage propriety with the highly theatrical use of clothing, hairstyles, cosmetics, tattoos, jewelry and body modification . . . " to quote from wiki.
So if i run around dressed as a forest fairy, i would like people to think i pitched my tent in the 'other' camp . . .
If i wear a swastika on my jacket its because i want people to know i am a neo-nazi.
If i dress as a punk, i want people to know i share the punk mentality and ideology.
There is also a chance i am stupid and dont know what any of those mean, but wear them anyway because the blond chicks really dig it.
So if i seek to outrage society, looking as tough as an upside down steel brush, roaming the streets in packs and barking insults at old people that stare at me, why would i get emotionally jammed up because two old farts had a come back line ?
No, thats right, nobody ever had an issue with the hairstyle, its not a question about fashion or personal expression, who cares - its about the wrong attitude, provoking a reaction and when you get one, not be able to deal with it.
So you admit your campy Kobolt... thought there was something fishy about you. Sorry sweetheart, didnt get around hitting on you yet . . . wait your turn!wink:
Actually, snappy lil vegemite, i am not gay, - i am hydrophobic . . . and mostly if people complain about the fishy smell its because i left my fly open . . . darn!  | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 10:40:04 PM | See that just goes to show you my mentality, or lack thereof lol I hadn't even thought of it as a male/female thing, just a narrow minded one to be honest I can't even believe in this day and age we are even still having these issues when there are so many more important things to worry about, and I know forsure if I had kids and all they were doing was hair/makeup/tattoos/piercings, I would think myself very lucky they weren't doing a hell of a lot worse
ronda :)
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Posted: 5/11/2008 11:38:22 PM | One of the my best come back lines I can remember was at a barbeque at my sisters when her partner piped up and said the mozzies are bad tonight. With out thinking I replied “you should be used to blood sucking females by now”
One of the best I have heard was a mate that was moving back to brizzy was going to have a garage sale, his ex found out and rang him to see what he was getting rid off.
After he told her about some of the things he was selling she said I’ll take the coffee table but I’m not going to take the bed or any thing else you and that slut have slept on.
His reply to that was well your not going to want the washing machine then or the kitchen counter or the bonnet on my car.
When I was younger I to had multi-colored hair and dressed different, at the works Christmas party one of work mates made a commit about my girlfriend that she was normal and why was she going out with me.
The come back I shot at him was “must be the really big****I have” | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 4:51:16 AM | On leaving a hospital one night we heard and almighty fart - long as low as they come. My Dad piped up and said 'give it a bit of choke mate itll start'.
We heard the laughter continue until they entered the building. | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 5:02:15 AM | Being a teacher, one of my most used lines is, "I love children...but I can never eat a whole one.....not without a good gravy." It's a good stress releiver.
As for our punk friend (not you, notwilted - the original one, with potty mouth), if he'd kept his mouth shut, he would've walked past without incident. Crazy hair and body decs are one thing...rudeness and insolence is something else, and completely unacceptable.
If you can't handle people looking at you, why do it? A lot of my mad hairdo's have only ever been for that reason....let's not get into the piercings and stuff. I have done things to my person (temporary) that were designed specifically to pissss people off, and would be disappointed if it didn't happen!  | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 4:20:49 PM | Um... most of these don't exactly strike me as "witty comebacks" in any Oscar Wilde sense. They're just... being rude back to people who annoy you. The original posts "I don't know, I don't have my idiot book" was pretty good, though his own behaviour was questionable.
One of my best was talking to my boss (we were pretty good mates):
Me: Oh, I just assumed it should work that way.
Boss: Well, you know what "assume" does!
Me: Makes an ass of U?
Boss: And me.
Me: We just covered that.
Boss: ...... Damn. Burn.
I had the pleasant opportunity once or twice to have someone tell me my picture is next to stupid/gullible in the dictionary... which has the (admittedly stolen) response of "Your dictionary has pictures?" | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 5:28:59 PM | | about as handy as a ash tray on a motor bike .........this thread that is | |
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Posted: 5/16/2008 5:28:24 AM | "i'd rather have no hair than your hair" , something i quickly thought up a few years ago when being payed out by friends about my hair loss problem    | |
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Posted: 5/16/2008 11:08:51 PM | i had an experience in a bar once...we were all at the bar waiting to order drinks on a girls night out.. this drunken male with a face full of facial hair, incredibly intoxicated came over to us and started pushing against us and slurring and trying to talk. I turned and looked at him, he made a comment whats your problem .. you a lesbian.. i replied.. no... but if men like you continue to hit on me i might be! he didnt quite know what to say and walked off to sound of girls laughing..
i know mean.. but you can really only put up with so much!!! | |
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