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Posted: 5/10/2008 10:17:37 PM | "Mission has been aborted. First round is on me!"
Whatever it is, make mine a double...and you're on.....  | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 10:24:10 PM | | hows about some constructive and helpful replies istead of critsism and bad mouthin of my profile? | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 10:47:02 PM |
hows about some constructive and helpful replies istead of critsism and bad mouthin of my profile?
Sure dude!
Since you kept the cowboy photo, I am going to link a gay friend to the profile so he can offer his opinion on your level of twinkness. I am sure he will have nice things to say, I will post them when I get a reply.
As for being helpful myself... um... it is only moderately offensive now as opposed to outright! That is a step in the right direction! | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 11:05:41 PM | | LOL! There's uncle crazy. We're over in the lounge havin a pint when you're done with this one. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 11:08:18 PM | | I don't care what you say about the cowboy hat picture, it is one of the ladies favorite pictures, so I'm not taking it off. As for the gay friend, you're the one thats friends with a gay guy, not me, haha. So go and have a good time with your gay friend I'm I'll keep getting the girls and wearing my cowboy hat! | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 12:02:25 AM | | I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry I hung you ladies out to dry on this one! But it was a ROTFLMAO experience reading it. You did your best, and I am proud of each and every one of you. You win some and lose some ladies. One of you should have came and got me! | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 12:06:55 AM | hows about some constructive and helpful replies istead of critsism and bad mouthin of my profile?
This WAS ALL constructive! YOU are just to cocky and arrogent to realize it.
OFCB
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Posted: 5/11/2008 12:07:16 AM | I don't care what you say about the cowboy hat picture, it is one of the ladies favorite pictures, so I'm not taking it off.
Do you realise how immature you sound right there? I'll tell you WHY to lose the cowboy hat... it makes you look small, yes, that's right. Your other torso shots make you look ripped, this one *makes you look small*. Lose it or deal with the fellas. JMO
You're nice looking from what I can see, why would you ruin that part of what you have going for you by being an arrogant immature little troll? Dude, your not that hot to pull it off.
Straighten out the photo situation.
List more interests, these show up in searches, so they are to your advantage.
The profession might as well be blank. If you don't have a real job, at least put something slighty humorous in there.
The about me section should be taken seriously. A few minutes of your precious time and you would have all kinds of mail. Describe who you are as a man, your character strengths, there must be some positives to your nature, also describe the qualities and traits you are looking for in a woman.
The first date sounds like my 16 year old nephew wrote it after losing a bet.
The only good thing I got from your profile was the nice picture you have of the 'stang'... seriously.
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Posted: 5/11/2008 5:51:53 AM | Hey kurt... you ask us for advice then call us dirtbags!! How mature is that? Good luck trying to attract any woman now!! You do realize that your posts appear in your profile, do you not!!
Don't come asking for help if you are not willing to accept it gracefully, without mudslinging. What you do with that help is your choice, but there is no need to "bite the hand that feeds you."
Moving on to the next request. Joining Havoc in the lounge!!!   | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 8:15:04 AM | | Get a decent haircut. That mohalk inspired cut your sporting on your main pic makes you look like a conehead. Oh yeah, and re-write your entire profile. Good luck. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 9:04:36 AM | LOL...... It's always nice to see profiles like this, it gives the ladies a choice. I have guitars as well, but see no point in showing them nor any more of myself than I already have. Remember, there are two things that attract honeybees, sugar and sh!t, which honey do you want?????? | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 9:57:37 AM | Thanks for all the help ladies and gentlemen. I still don't see how the cowboy hat picture makes me look small and as for my interests, I'll add more. The about me is done seriously and I don't know what else I can add. As for the first date, I've gotten numerous emails and comments of how well done it is.  | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 10:05:11 AM | After 2 pages.....ooodles of patience...I'll give you what you want.
(Pats you on the head) It's all good, don't change a thing.
Now go answer all the emails from all these ladies that are flooding your inbox..... Leave the review section to those who actually want help not a pat on the head. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 10:20:12 AM | | My inbox doesn't really get flooded, only about 5 messages per day or so. As for the review section, I thought I needed some help and I did get some useful pointers, so I'm thankful for everybody who helped me! | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 10:27:35 AM | You called one of the reviewers a dirtbag...did you forget that?
I have no patience for that type of attitude you should be apologizing profusely for being so disrespectful.
Whether you like what someone says or not, either don't respond or thank them for taking their time anyway. This is why I haven't done reviews in quite awhile and may take a long haitus again.
The flooding inbox was a joke........you keep claiming to have all these ladies, if you did you wouldn't have time to be coming here making posts now would ya? | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 10:31:37 AM | Well I don't take to kindly to being called a Man Whore and getting told that I have crabs, so I think me and her are even now.
As for all the ladies, I can't talk to them 24/7 and even if I am talking to them, I still have time to post in here. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 11:47:51 AM | kurtdogg
you only recieve about 5 messagaes a day................you lucky guy, i dont get that many in a month.
maybe i should get a cowboy hat .
i thought the ladies would be all over you like a rash, fighting for your attention instead they seem to be ripping you apart- maybe there is some hope for me yet.
good luck . | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 12:29:03 PM | I seem to be doing alright, it's just some of the girls in this review forum don't seem to like me for some odd reason.
As for you compactdisc, I'm sure you'll find the right girl soon
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Posted: 5/11/2008 12:35:32 PM | | I am so sick of this thread. Every time I see it bumped up I vomit in my mouth, and die a little inside. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 1:23:22 PM | Kurtdogg this is a big part of your profile and that is right below the first date. It shows all your forum postings.
You can delete things from your profile and change it... however what you post in the forums cannot be deleted or changed.
A lot of women and that includes myself reads a persons forum postings.
You have hung yourself big time my friend. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 2:14:32 PM | | I don't see how the posts that I have made have hung me out to dry? And besides it only shows the last five posts. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 2:19:10 PM | No smart guy, there is a 'history' link under 'view profile', the ladies get to read ALL of them ; ) not just the last five.
Quit arguing with everybody giving you advice, I see you took a couple of my suggestions, but not all.
Man~up on the about me section and be done with it, I am. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 2:37:42 PM | Yep, you can see the history. I now know from reading it that you, Kurt, consider five inch penises small, six to eight inches average, with nine and up being big. I also know that you fall in the upper average part of it (so you say).
For, "tit" size, as you eloquently put it....well, people can read that for themselves.
Yes, we can read it all. This, as Ursula would say, looks good on ya! | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 2:49:50 PM | "I am so sick of this thread. Every time I see it bumped up I vomit in my mouth, and die a little inside."
LOL - I felt the same when I popped on to see how things were going and saw this stupid thread was still alive.
Edit: Damn, sorry I just started page 3. | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 3:11:07 PM | | What do you mean by man~up on the about me section. I have no idea what you mean? | |
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