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Posted: 1/21/2009 11:59:13 AM | I love the "Not looking for any liars/games" as if someone would say "Yeah, I'm a rotten, scheming liar who'll swindle you first chance I get".
Also the profile all in caps is another Hi-larious thing to read, what would motivate someone to write that way? | |
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Posted: 3/18/2009 3:32:47 PM | | How bout, have kids, they are my world, I saw that on three profiles in a row and many others. Does that mean your to concentrated on ya child/children, for a relationship or you love them a lot? If the latter Id think of a better way to say it but, if everyone was AS unique as me, I guess I wouldn't be so unique. | |
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Posted: 3/18/2009 10:03:06 PM | I like the ones that start on about chemistry and spark. I am tempted to bring a tazer with me and give them a spark.
Also the ones about beach/cluddling on first date yeah like that is ever to happen. More like no way are you going to take me to a empty beach at night on a first date....stupid, stupid, stupid | |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 6:27:29 AM | | The one that drives me crazy....."I look younger than my age..."....who really gives a shit how young you look...does that really matter...??...I guess that must make you a better person......get therapy for your esteem issues.... | |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 6:50:34 AM | "Are there any good men left?"
That one really gets me.
I sent a message to one of those women asking, "Are there any good women left?"
She got mad.
Said shes not like those 'other' women
Makes me wonder if theres no good men left because of the women who have already divorced 3 or 4 men. | |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 9:19:05 AM | How about the social drinkers that state they like to stay home and cuddle and all their pictures are of them with their ten buddies doing keg stands?
lol at the 'sole' mate.....
Or women that state that they just got out of an abusive relationship and are looking for someone to love them. Could that be any more whiny and ridiculous? How about just a sign that says, i am emotionally f'd up, please save me.
Or even..gag... looking for prince charming.
Or the guys with headings like -sohot2trot, tonguekisses4u, etc... puke in my mouth.. ugh.. | |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 2:18:03 PM | I've never seen anyone with a heading that says puke in my mouth. That's really gross.
Who would date that??!!!
The spelling errors are my favorites. Or the headings where their tag was too long to fit.
"Seeking a big fuc..." "Where is my bit.." | |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 7:51:19 PM | | Does anyone know how to spell quiet? I was just looking through the profiles and I can't believe how many "professional" people that want to meet in a nice "quite" place to talk! Or the ones that "no" how to treat a woman. Jeeez | |
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Posted: 3/25/2009 8:58:46 AM | "My glass is half full".......get a smaller glass and fill the damn thing up for **** sake!!!
"Can go from looking great in jeans/t-shirt/ponytail, to looking fantasic in a sexy little black dress in mintues, to go out on the town".....get real!!!
"I enjoy skiing, hiking, camping, wind surfing, sailing, mountain climbing, parachuting, tennis, baseball, football, basketball, saving small animials, finding a cure for cancer, and being the best cook you'll ever find.....not to mention great in bed......" You get the idea. Their lives are supposedly so full.....and they so full of themselves....why do they need anyone else?? | |
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Posted: 3/25/2009 10:13:39 AM | I always read:
"I hate filling this out, I can't describe myself"
I always figure, if you have trouble describing yourself, than what can you possibly describe?? | |
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Posted: 6/18/2009 9:35:48 AM | By far my favourite is, “Looking for a good-hearted woman”.
Please explain…somebody!
Does this mean: a) someone whose heart is fit, in good condition?
b) someone who unconditionally loves everyone and everything?
c) or is it someone who will put up with all kinds of nonsense, bad
habits, etc. and lives in so much denial that they simply smile and
shove it aside? | |
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Posted: 6/18/2009 4:14:48 PM | | Haha, definitely agree about the liars and games. I'm just tempted to put something in my profile like "I play head games like that deaf, dumb and blind kid plays a mean pinball" or "Let's be honest. I'm a filthy a**hole who loves to lie to ya and will cheat on you repeatedly. Prepare for my seed" or something like that. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2009 7:09:25 PM | My favourite was the guy who's heading was "Gentlemen still exist" and then the following instant messaging conversation occurred:
Him: Hi.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Him: Do you like to f@#!?
Nice gentleman. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2009 7:39:53 PM | All so true...soooo...true
When I see :"no drama"... I think,"thank god,I always fall asleep at movies"
"no baggage", ummm...I got more bags than an O'Hare
baggage claim carousel.....
Can't win em all...now if you will excuse me,I'm gonna go look for a good-hearted man..
....no cardiac patient for me!!!! | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 12:45:39 PM | "I'm not looking for a booty call"
Well, good. Putting that phone in my ass is starting to chafe.
"Looking for an honest man"
Say that again when you ask us how you look in a dress. :P | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 7:55:43 PM | I have the attention span of a gnat before it hits the windshield,so if someone already said this,I apoplogize:
I HATE profiles from guys that claim"I am...blah,blah,blah.....HANDSOME...blah,blah,blah..."
Ummm,helllloooooo...WHO said you were handsome,Helen Keller? For crissakes people! Give me a break
If you say this in your profile YOU MUST BE DROP DEAD HANDSOME...dumb phuucka | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 10:11:04 PM | My favorite has got to be "I'm an interesting person" and then get emailed with " what about the BJS" and proceed to ask if I'm was giving them away. Wow, take me now. LOL | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 2:25:37 PM | | My favorite is the guys with the topless mirror shots, and guys who like to "cuddle on the couch watching movies". All guys like to cuddle. Cuddling leads to making out, and since you're on a couch, it can then lead to heavy petting or sex. As if girls are so retarded we're not going to make that connection (immediately). Of course not. We're going to read that and think you're just the nicest guy ever. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2009 9:34:56 AM |
My favourite was the guy who's heading was "Gentlemen still exist" and then the following instant messaging conversation occurred:
Him: Hi.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Him: Do you like to f@#!?
Nice gentleman.
To be fair, he didn't say he was one. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2009 11:02:27 AM | | Another one is the probably aforementioned 'looking for a REAL man'. While I really am just two midgets in an elaborate costume that wanted to know what big-people sex was like, that's still kind of mean. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2009 8:52:38 PM |
How about "music is my life." (If you're not in a band, shut the hell up, you don't like music any more than the rest of us)
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"I love hanging out." (Really, sherlock? Because I'm sure you're the ONLY person that does that!!)
QFT!
Just like, "Music is my Passion", "really laid back", "love having a good time", "love to laugh", "looking for a REAL _____", and "looking for a good ___" | |
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Posted: 6/22/2009 8:57:38 PM |
Another one is the probably aforementioned 'looking for a REAL man'. While I really am just two midgets in an elaborate costume that wanted to know what big-people sex was like, that's still kind of mean.
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Posted: 6/22/2009 9:03:19 PM |
I like the ones that start on about chemistry and spark. I am tempted to bring a tazer with me and give them a spark.
Also the ones about beach/cluddling on first date yeah like that is ever to happen. More like no way are you going to take me to a empty beach at night on a first date....stupid, stupid, stupid
Well the empty beach first date is definitely out if you insist on making it an electrifying event!
/I'm not really so sensitive that I cry on the first date. I guess it was all the Mace in the air. | |
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