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 NotHis

Joined: 5/21/2009
Msg: 76
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Posted: 6/23/2009 4:17:29 PM
Um.. ok... why don't you just say you want a hot rich guy? LOL
I want a hot rich guy,good in bed,only available when convient to me
 onamission001122

Joined: 2/20/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:54:37 PM
"Down to earth." Boring, sedate, humorless, adventureless, funless, tepid, pathetic, wretched. Down to earth? No thank you.
 Neon_Lights

Joined: 9/14/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2009 2:42:11 PM
This one is getting quite overused: "I don't bite.. unless you want me to! lolz lmao rofl brb"
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Posted: 6/24/2009 4:48:25 PM
Hmmmm... after reading these postings (rantings?) I'm afraid I'll have to change my profile to say, "Me woman, want man." All other manners of expression seem to be fodder for you successful, original, witty folk who have obviously already found the love/connection that you seek. .. For now you apparently have unlimited time to spend offering your "kind" and thoughtful tidbits about all of the things that are funny- no wait, "funny" is not aloud ---wrong and irritating (puke- in -your- own- mouth -worthy even) with the profiles of the unfortunate rest of us poor, dumb, boring schmucks. Thanks for the help guys. We're not worthy....
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Posted: 6/25/2009 12:37:28 AM
I meant allowed, not "aloud"---- you'll undoubtedly eat me alive for that one...
 kornbluth

Joined: 12/25/2006
Msg: 81
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Posted: 6/25/2009 3:12:21 AM

Is there anyone else that runs screaming when they list "God" or "Jesus" as an interest?

You bet. But I'd rather see it in a profile than in an e-mail or hear it in person.
 dancingonthehill

Joined: 3/27/2009
Msg: 82
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Posted: 6/25/2009 6:48:07 AM
I really DO go to the beach, and like it. There are many singles at the beach but it's tough to just walk up to someone and say hello.... So if the beach isn't your cuppa tea, that's fine, but it isn't always a cliche.... and it's nice to go there with another.
 VAGINADINER

Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 83
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Posted: 6/26/2009 5:54:02 AM
Suddenly I feel my ears burning......
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