| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 6:53:59 AM |
the woman counts 3 times if you got a piece of sweetcorn stuck in your jap eye.
I have no idea what this means, but I think if I did I'd think it was hilarious.
If your girlfriend told you she slept with another man but only had anal sex, would it count for you?
Why? What do you know? Did you hear something?
So If I don't eat beef, does that mean I don't eat at all.
CitySurname -
Your analogy can't even be called specious, let alone valid. Like the case of shells in my closet, you've a hollow point. | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 9:39:19 AM | Yes it does...
even if only you orgasm... well that happens anyways...
as long as you can roll over and fall asleep 30 seconds later it counts as sex...
(btw... that was a joke meant to be funny!) | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 11:15:49 AM | | Any type of intimacy between two people for the reason of stimulation is considered sexual/sex! I would think that most people would consider anal sex high on the sex scale! | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 11:19:33 AM | It all depends on your meaning of the word "does."
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 1:01:48 PM | | It depends lol..sorry.. Only for young crude men trying to outdo each other in the studly count of women they've porked. | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 1:14:05 PM |
Anal, oral, vaginal, hand jobs..... they're all sex and they all count.
I agree with vaginal and anal, but no way in hell does getting a handjob equate to having sex. | |
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usakb
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Joined: 4/28/2008
Msg: 34 | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 3:01:08 PM |
I agree with vaginal and anal, but no way in hell does getting a handjob equate to having sex.
Uh, I'm pretty sure if a woman caught her husband getting a hand job from someone else, she'd rightly consider that a sexual act.
That said, I think the OP was splitting hairs and just wanted to justify for himself a way to have sex with people other than his SO yet be able to say to her that he wasn't having 'sex' with anyone else. | |
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medana
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Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 37 | |
| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 3:46:02 PM |
if you have anal sex with a woman, but never vaginal intercourse, does it count as sex, i.e. Is she added to the list of women you've had sex with if you were to keep track of these things?
oral sex, intercourse, anal sex.. all sex, babes.
i would not put my mouth on a man's d*ck and say i didnt have sex w him, same goes for things going up my ass.... or his | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 4:25:10 PM | you're kidding right ?
does it count ? i.e. is she added to the list of conquests ?
I must get a life . . . | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 6:45:55 PM | | I'm not even going to dignify the question with an answer...if you have to ask, you shouldn't be having... s-e-x. | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 6:55:09 PM | It is another form of sex. Sex is not only vaginal penetration.  | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 6:56:30 PM |
... if you never entered the ****(the wet, juicy, sweet, perfect hole) the it should count as gay sex. That is just my opinion.
Actually, this isn't gay at all. I wrote at length a few days ago in another thread defining what is and is not gay if you care to look it up. And thinking that het anal sex is gay? Pretty gay.
Notice the word "sex" in anal "sex"..... der......
"Sex" is also in the term "oral sex", and despite opinions to the contrary, which I certainly repect, a blow job aint the same as sex. Rarely any true intimacy involved there.
Hmmmm... OP, I have a bridge I'd like to sell, think you and your friends would be interested?
Nah. We may be lobotomized, but still savvy enought to know not to but real estate from a guy wearing a gold chain and Magnum P.I. Moustache. | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 7:00:27 PM | | ......looks like someone wasn't paying attention when the birds and the bees was being discussed in health class..... | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 7:09:43 PM | OP: ""Sex" is also in the term "oral sex", and despite opinions to the contrary, which I certainly repect, a blow job aint the same as sex. Rarely any true intimacy involved there."
So what is oral sex aka blow job in your eyes?
By the way, "true intimacy" is not always PRESENT in all acts of sex. A one night stand for example is raw sex and will not have intimacy in its purest form present, but rest assure it IS SEX!!!! It may be termed as a FAWK, but it is sex. | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 7:18:23 PM | Um heck yeah it counts. And so does oral!! It's all a sexual act. It counts!
I can just see trying to be ok with the boyfriend coming home and saying "we didn't have sex! I just did her up the butt!" | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 8:37:29 PM | | Hornyman - it's men like you that make me glad, I'm in a relationship and off the dating scene...thanks for the reminder. | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 8:50:23 PM | And it's women like you who make him glad he's single?
Just kidding.
peace on earth
Anal sex can bring out the worst in people. Or something. It must hit a sore spot :/ | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 8:56:11 PM | So If I don't eat beef, does that mean I don't eat at all. CitySurname - Your analogy can't even be called specious, let alone valid. Like the case of shells in my closet, you've a hollow point.
Have no idea where you got this citysurname.
Anal sex, vaginal sex, oral sex, phone sex, cyber sex .
Does anal count for sex? YOU asked stupid question.
I said if I don't eat beef does that mean I don't eat at all, what there is chicken and pork. Ahh other types of FOOD wow... wait.. read back OTHER "types" of sex!!!!! WOW now your getting it.
Notice these ( " " ) around types. Oral sex is sex.. its not intercourse. Ya know... if ya want to justify it, by all means do it. Just don't cloud the thoughts of others and drag them down with ya and make more people like you , we have enough as it is..
If you have to ask something stupid... expect a stupid analogy.I have to make it simple for ya:D Apparently it wasn't simple enough. Did you expect people to worship you and pat ya on the back cause you thought you came up with a great IDEA to make it NOT sex all the sudden and we could cheat even MORE. LOL yeah that comes with ignorance also:D | |
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| Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/13/2008 9:04:50 PM | | haha dude ......ususaly when us guys talk about this the context is like this "dude last night i F****d this chick in the ***............now the first swear word there IS SEX.......vaginal and anal is sex.........oral and hand stimulation is not concidered penitration so its not sex........but if you can say you F****d her in it............yeah its sex haha | |
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