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 favourite111

Joined: 2/29/2008
Msg: 26
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Posted: 5/15/2008 1:21:03 PM
"I like cuddling on the sofa with a dvd and glass of vine"
 ~*~Merry Sunshine~*~

Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 27
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Posted: 5/15/2008 1:22:56 PM
1. What does OP mean? Im not quite 'down' with the cyberlingo.

OP = Original Post/Poster


There's loads already posted which make my heart sink with despair, and force my eyes to glaze over everything else a person writes, but another one to add to the pile is
' this is my first time on a dating site, so treat me kindly, ladies ( gents)'

What... you think you're going to get a barrage of dates lining up wanting a date with you just because you're new?? - or are you expecting emails that say ' you look like a gullible so & so, can I take advantage of you? '





edit : post above me - that's my all time favourite hate : snuggled on sofa with (red) wine & dvd ( they don't sound so cuddly to me )
 Gut_Reaction

Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 28
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Posted: 5/15/2008 1:24:20 PM
I like nothing better than a girls night out and avin a laugh with me mates....

Fine not a problem but this is a dating site. have your nights out with your mates, no problem. But that doesn't involve a male which is why you're on here seeking a man for dating, so what do you like doing with a member of the opposite sex other than the obvious and getting bladdered and avin a laugh!
 MrJohnnyB

Joined: 7/15/2007
Msg: 29
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Posted: 5/15/2008 1:24:22 PM

Could you clear up a few things for me please?
1. What does OP mean? Im not quite 'down' with the cyberlingo.


Original Poster...

The most common crap line has to be "I dont bite... unless you want me to lol!" its not funny.
 gladitssummer

Joined: 4/26/2008
Msg: 30
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Posted: 5/15/2008 2:03:33 PM
"are there any genuine guys any left"


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 mofwtmy

Joined: 4/18/2008
Msg: 31
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Posted: 5/15/2008 2:07:24 PM
Oh and those put this on your profile if you are incapable of original thought and think that your really showing respect to squaddies etc.........
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