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Posted: 5/22/2008 12:36:36 PM | So Last Night.....
Alright, so I'm at my favorite local pub, chilling, drinking a Guinness with my friends right. So the 3 girls come in, pretty cute. I normally don't pay no attention and continue to bs with my friends. Night goes on and I decide i need some fresh air so I head out to patio for a sec and one of the ladys follows me out. I sit down at my normal table and she sits down right next to me. We start to chat chit and blah blah small talk. Minutes later I'm sitting with all three of them. I play the whole I'm not interested but I am interested flirt, (seems to always work) anyway my friends come out and we're all getting buzzed and having a good time. Everyone is getting all touchy feely and sooner or later everyone is exchanging numbers and talking bout going back to there place. For some odd reason two of her friends disappear and I'm with one of them trying to find them, so we give up and head to her place. She insists for me to come in, so I do. We do that awkward before sex small talk lol and she shows me her bed. I sit down and she heads to the bathroom to freshen up, and she comes back pretty much ass naked. I don't know how I did this but I took off my clothes in about 2.7 seconds. So I'm sitting on the edge of bed looking up at a beautiful 5' 9 brunette, (mind you I'm like 5' 3 or 4) in the back of my mind I'm like how the hell do I do it. Moving on, I starting kissing her belly moving up to her breast...neck....then ear....finally make up to her lips. I take off her bra and pull down those pink undies. Then pick her up, lay her on the bed gently. This the type of girl you have to make love too, at first, so I go at softly slowly picking up pace and yeah, we were this way that way, 69, its was pretty ****in amazing, anyway. She has hers and then has to go to the bathroom as most women do after they have a O. So I'm laying waiting ready for round 2. Turns out, I wait there for 30 minutes. I'm like WTF, I went to go see if she was ok. At first I call out,"Are you OK". I hear a faint, "yeah...". I'm like something is wrong, so I open the door and she is laying there in the shower crying. I don't know the the **** to do, so I close the door and spend 10 minutes trying find all my clothes, all the while she is still in the shower. I high tail it out of there, I didn't know what to think, you know. I was totally great and it ended with a buzzkill. Crazy...
What would of you done in that situation?
Whats your craziest O N S story? even though this isn't my craziest but we'll get into that later. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 12:46:43 PM | | Was she screaming "NO NO NO, PLEASE STOP" during the sex? If so contact your local authorities. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 12:55:15 PM | dude!
dude!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
its driving me nuts | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 12:56:09 PM | a few years ago a friend of mine ended up laying in the shower crying....no sex though...just way too plowed. 
sounds like you hit the jackpot, no? *rolls eyes* | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:00:33 PM | | well at least i got few free beers out of the situation lol | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:02:34 PM | | Hahaha, I'm just f#ckin with ya. Although it would probably freak me the hell out, like she was so drunk and regretful after she did it that she is gonna claim rape, or that the sex was so bad she was weeping for hours. I dont know which one is worse. lol | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:08:45 PM | sounds like she highly regretted what had just happened between you 2..maybe she still had an ex or somebody on her mind an still had feelings for them but meanwhile back at the bar as shes drinking an going with flow an flirting yada yada trying to enjoy her self an the evening.. yal end up back at her place doing the "nasty" an as soon as she gets hers."O". all the reality an common sense an emotions came rushing her back to down to reality like.. O my god what was i thinking.. this anit right..what did i do. that's what i would first think of...
im sure like most men freak out over little things an usually bail out anyways once they "hit it".. i think you should have actually stayed an asked her what was really wrong an talked to her.. instead of leaving the scene of the crime..
i'm sure that made her feel 10times worse to find out that you just up an bailed out on her in that condition..
of course ur only 22yrs so i wouldnt exspect that you would take too much responsiblity for ur actions in life. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:10:54 PM | Dude, I had a very similar set of circumstances to yours happen to me years ago.
Except mine disappeared into the bathroom and a few minutes later, she called for me to come in there, and just like yours, she was laying in the bathtub, except she was wanting me to pee on her.
Pee on her I did. Then we both showered and had some of the most amazing sex I'd ever had. Regular cyclone she was.
I hope yours wasn't the same thing, and you just missed a bigtime signal.
Call her up. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:17:13 PM |
Dude, I had a very similar set of circumstances to yours happen to me years ago.
Except mine disappeared into the bathroom and a few minutes later, she called for me to come in there, and just like yours, she was laying in the bathtub, except she was wanting me to pee on her.
Pee on her I did. Then we both showered and had some of the most amazing sex I'd ever had. Regular cyclone she was.
I hope yours wasn't the same thing, and you just missed a bigtime signal.
Call her up.
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I'm starting to feel good I don't pick up women at bars. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:26:34 PM | thats just flat out obnoxious when that happens...i mean if u cant control how much u drink, or what u do when u drink, then dont drink!!! Im not sayin that to u pal, (ironic as it is that your name is DrunkenZero), just to all the women out there that i know r doin the same thing...and of course, not to be mysoginistic (sp?); if any guys r doin this (having sex, then crying after in the shower of a stranger's apt), then you should not be drinking and having sex either!!
There needs to be a new slogan...like "Dont drink and drive" ... "Dont drink and screw if u r not emotionally apt enuf to handle it" | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 1:56:39 PM | So, jock, blame the woman for drinking?
it's 50/50
takes two
sounds like she was regretful | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:00:46 PM | actually, I would blame the woman for boning a stranger in the first place after getting hammered with her friends, OR blame her friends for ditching her with said stranger in the first place.
unless the op raped her, in which case, uh, disregard this post. you sick **stard. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:05:27 PM | isn't sex 50/50 (assuming it was consentual, since she came into the room half naked)
how can this be her fault??
And excuse me?? The man boned a stranger himself...is that not hypocritical or what?! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:11:31 PM | you just ruined your own argument.
how is the guy supposed to know whatever she's going through in her head? most of the time when you have drunk flirtings at a bar you don't sit somebody down on a couch for a psych evaluation. As far as he saw, drunk girl comes up to him, flirts, brings him back home, comes to him naked, they have sex. now she's crying. show me where he put drinks in her mouth, made her lead him back to her place, made her lead him up the stairs, made her have small talk with him, made her go get undressed and come back, and then made her 69 with him.
stop being so sexist as to think the guy is clearly to blame for her having some stupid bender and one night stand that she immediately regretted so badly she cried. She didn't give any signs of being crazy before then, or talking about her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend, or anything. Now you expect us to be psychic, too? As far as he knew, this was going to be a drunken fling with a girl who BROUGHT HIM TO HER DAMNED HOUSE. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:16:26 PM | we can look back to all the crazy or regrettable events in their life, i'm sure there was some sort of alcohol involved.
of course if you wern't drinking that night, you may have never met your new friend... drunk sex happans, and we all have plenty of stories (and can only blame ourselves for getting into the situation) however when someone feeds another too many drinks just to get laid -thats pretty low.
-pity, you ruined the possibility of something nice, by taking advantage of the situation, she may of felt differently about you, -however the alcohol impaired her judgement, she felt remorse (guilt), after sobering enough to realize you were just another swinging d!ck only after her kitty... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:27:36 PM | I had something very similar happen years ago. It turned out that she had a boyfriend who was out of town and she thought she wanted to get some "strange". It turned out, not so much once we were in the act and she started crying.
I stayed for a little while and told her it was OK, I understood and that everybody makes mistakes. That seemed to make her feel at least a little better. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 3:30:20 PM | | When too much alcohol is involved, ANYTHING can happen.... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 4:16:01 PM | | I think this situation is a good example of why you shouldn't have sex with a drunken stranger! You are lucky all she did was cry in the shower. She could have cried rape or something else horrible could have happened! Next time have sex with someone with their head clear! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 5:53:27 PM | There's no real way to say what the absolute "propper" way to behave in this situation was, but I can say that grabbing your clothes and bolting was the wrong thing.
At best you made her feel like a piece of meat that you used for your own needs (regardless of the fact that she probably used you for the same).
For whatever reason, she was feeling extremely vulnerable. Some form of comfort and reassurance/validation was what she needed, and she didn't come back to bed because she was afraid that you'd reject her need for that. Sitting on the toilet and talking to her, climbing into the tub with her and just holding and listening to her - who knows, but something. The worst you could have accomplished was finding out what the problem was and then making a gentle exit once you both established it was for the best. Odds are that once she realised that she could talk to you, she would have come back to bed and been much more comfortable with continuing the encounter, or actually establishing a relationship with you.
I can tell you right now that the next time you two see each other it will be awkward due to the unresolved issues from that night. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 6:36:39 PM | I had almost the same thing happen to me a few years ago. I met up with a Spanish girl who spoke very little English. It was difficult communicating so I wasn't too interested, but she kept coming back. She had a few drinks in her but was in no way drunk , but I could tell she was super horny. So eventually we ended up back at my hotel (I was on vacation), and she was freaking hot,  really enjoyed it. So after round 1, I tried some pillow talk  , and then she just starts balling , I mean sobbing all over the place . I'm like, "OK, what do I do now?  ". She wouldn't let me drive her home, so she called a friend on her cell phone and that was pretty much it for the night. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 8:59:09 PM | | Good lord she sounds like a kook. Hopefully you didn't knock her up or you'll have more crazy nights of her bawling in the shower. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 9:47:43 PM | how drunk was she ? im guessing after the sex she sobered up and realized that you someone she didnt want to do ? and felt like a total slut ?
u should of made sure shes ok tho, like actualy ask her wtf is wrong with you
if still no answer get the **** out of there | |
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Posted: 5/23/2008 5:59:26 AM |
What would of you done in that situation?
I would have hung around so that I could find out why she was crying and try to make her feel better about whatever it was that upset her. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2008 7:13:15 AM | | Well she's obviously emotionally disturbed, probably feels like shit because she just slept with another complete stranger. I think the chances are pretty good that you're not the first guy she's brought home. Hell, You could have been the fourth guy that week, or that day.... and you ate her out!!! Hopefully you don't wake up in 2 weeks with a bunch of sores or red bumps all around your mouth. DIRTY!!! | |
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