| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/26/2008 10:01:28 AM | (Disclamer: im not sure if this post will get deleted, due to im not sure if this is the right place to post it. i thought humor would be a good spot.)
So my fellow dudes, guys, and gentalmen...
as most of us already know, alot of woman out there think of all of us like we are a dog.
but we never had proof that they where actually thinking like this.
The other day i stumbles across a book... a book of proof. the title of the book is.
How to Train your man in 21 steps. Writen by profetional DOG trainers.
Reading through the book, we men are compaired on every level to dogs..
Now reading through the book i have desided to reverse this on any woman that trys this on me.
The first thing i read out of this book was. "a dog is always most attentive right before he is fed. so if you keep his food bowl half full he will always be wanting more food, where in he will always be attentive, using the same method on a man it works the same way, Keep your man in a constant emotional need for you, never let him get his fill or he will go lie down and ignore you, untill he wants more."
Time to reverse this on woman. | |
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/26/2008 11:09:22 AM | | A lot of women think we are dogs because many men embrace the idea, like it's something to be proud of. Just like they are proud of looking like out of work losers hanging out on the corner, wearing hats on backwards, clothes that are ten sizes too big, and prefer to speak like they are 'from the 'hood' instead of college grads. It's all because they want others to fear them, they want everyone to think they are 'bad', dangerous dudes. Idiots. | |
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/26/2008 3:14:00 PM | Sorry guys, but sometimes the comparisons are SO easy! LOL!!
Like... "What makes a man chase a woman he has no intention of marrying???"
" The same urge that makes a dog chase a car he has no intention of driving"
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/26/2008 4:33:55 PM | | you complain about it now boys.. i bet you have no idea how many times you've washed up because of the comand, praise and reward tactic | |
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/26/2008 10:15:25 PM | No... it wasn't command-praise-reward...
It was nag-avoidance.
What men want praise for... women won't praise.
We want praise for our stellar fart.
they are judged on: volume, odor and hang time
a 9-9-9 makes the room uninhabitable for 5 min+ and gives plenty of warning.
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/27/2008 9:04:38 AM | | if men are dogs then that makes women ****es id rather be a dog lol ! | |
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/27/2008 9:00:01 PM | To dbobdavidson:
Ah, come on honey. What's wrong with getting the sh*t f*cked out of you and fed some good home cooked food. It's called spoiling your man. Patting him on the head while he eats biting his ears and licking his p*ivate parts. (after all he can't do it like his dog can.)
Written by a former dog groomer. Please note, when the doggies would get upset and stressed out with the whole process I'd start wimpering like a long lost puppy. Messed them up every time. They wanted to save me. | |
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| Woman think we are dogs.
Posted: 5/28/2008 11:46:31 AM | A couple dog-related jokes.
Why is a truck driver like a dog?
Because he sleeps in a box, pees on tires, and eats a lot of crap.
How is a truck driver different than a puppy?
After 6 weeks the puppy stops whining.
And here's a good one.
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food?? | |
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