| Farmer's New Bull
Posted: 5/27/2008 1:48:37 PM | Farmer John went to his local bank to borrow money for a new bull he intended to purchase for his cattle breeding business. The loan was arranged and Banker Bill, who loaned him the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The Farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at the cows. The Banker suggested that the Farmer have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.
The following week the Banker returned to see if the vet had been of any assistance.
The Farmer was grinning from ear to ear. "The bull has serviced all of my cows!" said the Farmer. "He even broke through the fence and bred all of my neighbors cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow!" said the Banker, what did the vet do to that bull?"
"He just gave him a bunch of pills," replied the Farmer.
"What kind of pills were they?" asked the Banker.
"I don't know," said the Farmer, "but they taste like peppermints." | |
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| Farmer's New Bull
Posted: 5/27/2008 8:45:39 PM | Reminds me of an incident on my uncle's farm years back.
He had about 600 cows and three bulls. The bulls heard that he was getting a fourth one, and they got to talking. The first one said "I worked hard to get my cows and I ain't about to give none of them up." The second one said "He ain't getting none of mine, neither." The third one said "Well, fellas, I've only been here for half a year and there ain't but a few cows what will even look at me, but I ain't about to give him any of them."
About that time my uncle parked his truck at the top of a hill, opened up the trailer, and out stepped the biggest, meanest bull you ever did see. The first one said "Well, I suppose he can have a few of mine. I'm too old to keep up with all of them, anyway." The second one said "I've been thinking it over, and maybe it was a bit selfish of me not to share mine with him."
The third one didn't say a thing. He just stepped out in the middle of the field and started pawing the ground and snorting.
The oldest bull said "Buddy, are you crazy? That boy will kill you! Get back over here." He just looked back at him and said "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull, too." | |
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