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 Solitarygal

Joined: 9/17/2007
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Roses and Hanging Baskets
Posted: 5/28/2008 2:12:15 PM
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs, all ready for her date,
wearing a filmy see through blouse and nothing underneath.

Her grandmother got just a tad upset, telling her she could not go
out looking like that.

"Loosen up Grams," says the granddaughter, "These are modern
times and it's okay to let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs and sees her grandmother
sitting in the living room with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she
has friends coming over and that granny's nakedness is inappropriate.

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie, if you can show off your
rose buds, I can display my hanging baskets."
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