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takemenow89

Joined: 12/23/2006
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 7:19:06 PM
Sometimes you have to wonder why this name ever happened. I did a search and couldn't find this so I am creating a new thread. Blowjobs are not described well at all by their name. What would you call them and why?

mogrl42

Joined: 4/16/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 7:34:52 PM
who cares ,you`ll you know what it is when you get one...........

eazk

Joined: 9/8/2006
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 7:47:14 PM
Oral Fixation? Suck fest? Emotional massage?

godliketoaster

Joined: 2/18/2008
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 8:20:56 PM
Yay! I like naming things! How's about Frank? Taste Test?

WINDSORONT2

Joined: 3/22/2008
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 8:43:50 PM
I would call them.... "MOUTH HUGS"

jazmella

Joined: 2/23/2006
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 8:50:14 PM
How about "blow job"??...oh wait... Okay, how about...um...blow jo---wait...DAMMIT! OKAY, got it! Jow blob?!

Mad Navigator

Joined: 1/20/2008
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 8:54:14 PM
penis vacuuming?

I-Hunt_Cuz-I-Can

Joined: 9/14/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 9:17:17 PM
Juice removal? Knob slobber? I don't get the job part. Is it the fact she's paid in protien??

David3634955

Joined: 12/3/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 10:01:33 PM
Hmm... Mouthwank? Phallic Linguistics? Man-Milking? If you want catchy names (if vulgar), just check out a porn site, I suppose... ~ David

BeerShark

Joined: 10/5/2006
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 10:10:01 PM
I think Rascal Flats got it right with the name of their new album, "Bob that head". I knew they were gay!

Devilishtexan

Joined: 4/8/2008
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/30/2008 11:01:54 PM
Bobbing for weiner.

ickle_kimie

Joined: 5/22/2008
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 4:15:47 AM
Surely its the 'blow' part you dont get?! Never mind the 'job' lol. I never understood that part either. As iam sure you'd be pretty freaked out if a girl just started blowing on it lol.

Leeanne

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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 5:46:09 AM
UM it's called FELLATIO!! Hey I call it 'my hobby'!! How about 'Lolli Lickin' !? Ah - I have no clue all I know is that it's fun and empowering - a complete joy!!

laughinglibra

Joined: 11/6/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 6:01:48 AM
What would you call them and why? A helluva lot of fun and damned tasty too!! Why? 'Cause they are!

genegem

Joined: 7/24/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 6:03:19 AM
It all goes back to the Garden of Eden. Adam asked Eve once too often and Eve replied "Blow this for a job" hence the term "Blow Jobs" ... JR

genegem

Joined: 7/24/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 6:10:42 AM
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2006/07/hitchens200607

thenative87

Joined: 9/8/2005
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 6:14:15 AM
Just call them blow Js like all the cool people! On second thought I think it should hinge on technique and noise.

ozarkguy

Joined: 11/15/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 7:26:38 AM
Hummmmmmmmmmer!

coffeelover

Joined: 3/31/2006
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 7:32:39 AM
how about rare? Or perhaps, Amazing?

The Artful Codger

Joined: 2/29/2008
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Pop pop, jizz jizz, oh what a relief it is. Posted: 5/31/2008 7:47:18 AM
The Big Gulp Uvulation Wakin' the Snake Cumbaya Early Birdin' Tonsilatio Throat Scrubbin' Penillingus Whistling D!cksy Gaggling

Kazot

Joined: 8/11/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 7:52:38 AM
Call it an OL Oral love! Or A2M, oh wait that is something else....

GbBengi

Joined: 11/23/2007
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Pop pop, jizz jizz, oh what a relief it is. Posted: 5/31/2008 7:53:02 AM
oral lovin is neat and clean

takemenow89

Joined: 12/23/2006
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 8:07:00 AM
I read the replies and laughed.... I agree with several of the alias names you all came up with. It must have been named after a lousy BJ. Some of the other names describe it much better They should be long, slow and have a strong result and lead to other things. Thanks all...

budwhite

Joined: 1/27/2007
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 8:32:57 AM
I don't know, but on the other hand, can anyone think of anything that, after you finish eating it, it's still there?

DeeWantsDumb

Joined: 5/15/2008
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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 5/31/2008 8:53:50 AM
C0ck Hickies women silencers

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