| funny real motor insurance claims
Posted: 5/31/2008 11:06:03 AM | "Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early."
"I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof."
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."
"I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."
"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "
I'm matt. am new to this site. feel free to look at my profile for other jokes and pics. has anyone got anymore funny insurance claims? it would be great to hear them..hope to be chatting to some of you soon and have a great day.  x | |
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