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 mrtampabay

Joined: 5/23/2008
Msg: 1
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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:24:55 AM
I saw the feature that allows people to add music to their profile and so I started thinking about what songs would be good to represent me on my profile. I was having trouble coming up with ideas so I looked at it from the other side. What songs would be show-stoppers on a man’s profile? I came up with a lot more ideas there. Here are some samples from my own music collection...

Run For Your Life - The Beatles
Lightnin' Strikes - Lou Christie
I Need A Lover - John Cougar (Mellencamp)
I Guess I Showed Her - Robert Cray
She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd
Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones
Suspicion - Terry Stafford
Santeria - Sublime
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
Man! I Feel Like A Woman! - Shania Twain

Any other ideas?
 Big Al Czervic

Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 2
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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:58:17 AM
Another one bites the dust ~
Dude looks like a lady ~
Comfortably Numb ~

Lemon song ~ Led Zepplin
 CassaGo

Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 3
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Posted: 6/2/2008 12:28:35 PM
Di ckhead by Kate Nash--which is second on my list--is prolly gonna keep 'em away.

(oops--on a woman's profile, of course)
 mrtampabay

Joined: 5/23/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 6/2/2008 1:36:41 PM
Oops, I left out Creep by Radiohead.
 stroonz

Joined: 10/14/2006
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Posted: 6/3/2008 1:53:41 AM
Love For Sale - The Talking Heads
 Cadfael

Joined: 5/15/2007
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Posted: 6/3/2008 10:25:23 AM
....I've Had Enough Of You Today..........Blackie and the Rodeo Kings

.....You're All I've Got Tonight..........The Cars

......Love Stinks!! .....J. Geils Band

.....Pa Can't Wait Til Sunday 'Cause That's The Day They Shave His Back........Traditional
 muffinman1968

Joined: 5/30/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 6/3/2008 12:07:40 PM
A few Zappa-related ones:

Ain't Got No Heart
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Muffin Man
I'm Not Satisfied
StinkFoot(!)
Filthy Habits
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Punky's Whips
The Torture Never Stops
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
G-Spot Tornado

and my favourite:
Goblin Girl!
 muffinman1968

Joined: 5/30/2008
Msg: 8
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Posted: 6/3/2008 12:16:53 PM
oh and just in the interest of balance 2 from the excellent Front 242

Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Girlfriend
or
Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Boyfriend

both off the wonderful 0509:12 Off album
 baby0653

Joined: 8/28/2007
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Posted: 6/3/2008 6:30:22 PM
I wanna **** a dog - blink 182 Could easily be seen as a come on to some real ugly ladies
 muffinman1968

Joined: 5/30/2008
Msg: 10
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Posted: 6/3/2008 11:30:19 PM
4 more.....can you spot the theme?

Go Down-AC/DC
Pearl Necklace- ZZ Top
Spit It Out- Ted Nugent
Lick It Up- Kiss
 dixierae2008

Joined: 2/1/2008
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Posted: 6/4/2008 2:48:35 AM
Run to the hills - Iron Maiden
Shut up and drive - Chely Wright
 byebye baby

Joined: 4/13/2008
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Posted: 6/4/2008 3:56:15 AM
Eminem: Bleed
Superman
Fack
GreenDay: Basketcase

Wish I could remember more!! There's lots!!
 terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007
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Posted: 6/4/2008 6:34:59 PM
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
The B:tch is Back - Elton John

And King Missile has a few that would be musical show-stoppers in men's profiles:
Detachable Penis
Double F*cked by Two Black Studs
Gay or Not Gay
To Walk Among the Pigs

 nicelady54

Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:04:30 PM
I Rode All Night... (forgot the artist)

50 Miles of Bad Road

It's My Life (for the narcissist)

My Way (for the chauvanist)

Heartbreaker (for the player)
 papatetra

Joined: 4/13/2006
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Posted: 6/6/2008 3:52:59 PM
Real warnings signs I think.
1. I'm gonna love her for both of us. (Love triangle?)
2.More than you deserve.
3. I'll kill you if you don't come back.
All from Meatloaf's Dead Ringer album
 Cookingincalgary

Joined: 5/17/2008
Msg: 16
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Posted: 6/7/2008 4:15:44 AM
Should I Stay or Should I go - The Clash
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money - Warren Zevon
 grilledsalmon

Joined: 8/7/2007
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Posted: 6/7/2008 9:52:35 AM
"Torn Between 2 Lovers"

"Saturday Night's all right for fighting"

"They're Cming to Take Me Away" (hah hah he he )
 grilledsalmon

Joined: 8/7/2007
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Posted: 6/7/2008 9:54:29 AM
Oh, and 2 more from the Beatles:

"Fool on the Hill"
"Nowhere Man"
 papatetra

Joined: 4/13/2006
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Posted: 6/14/2008 5:23:08 PM
Hard to be Humble by Mac Davis
"O Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way."

One for the ladies.
"Take the money and run"
 Ordieth

Joined: 2/12/2008
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Posted: 6/14/2008 9:13:23 PM
In Her Fear -GWAR
run to the hills-Iron Maiden
......thats all i can come up with...sad
 LoonyTunz

Joined: 8/11/2006
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Posted: 6/16/2008 7:04:07 PM
No one suggested .....
Bend over I'll Drive - The Cramps
?
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 22
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Posted: 6/16/2008 8:29:08 PM
The Rolling Stones:

I Can't Get No Satisfaction
I Just Want to Make Love to You
Honest I Do
Let's Spend the Night Together
Little T & A
19th Nervous Breakdown
Stupid Girl
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