| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/6/2005 3:09:52 AM | here are a few i found
make sure you tip the girls extra at the strip club they work so hard for there money
you never help me around the house,you never talk to me and you hate my mother,lets have sex!!!!!!!!!
when i say you don't have to buy me a present for christmas i really mean you don't have to buy me a present for christmas.
i am so happy that your new coworker totally hot.ill bet she is very good at her job.
i know we just had sex but i am tired so lets just go to sleep
you know you really need to spend more nights out with the guys
you are such a good driver
no no go ahead and buy those new golf clubs i can go longer with out new living room set.
feel free to add any!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Apocx
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Joined: 10/3/2004
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| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/6/2005 7:01:29 AM | Please, go ahead and watch the game and bring your buddies over and I'll make you guys some nachos.
Sure, you can talk to the sexy 18 yo blond babysitty alone in our room for a while. | |
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| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/6/2005 9:30:29 AM | You're the best lover I've ever had!
Yes! I was a virgin on our wedding night!
That's okay, Honey. You rest, I'll mow the lawn and clean out the gutters. How about a nice cold beer and a sandwich? | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 10 | |
| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/8/2005 9:30:33 PM | | That's alright honey..we don't have to stop for directions even though we been going in circles for the past 4 hours i am confident you will eventually get us there | |
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| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/9/2005 7:24:40 PM | Sure I can be your Submissive woman.. as long as *I* get to do the housework!
Go ahead.. leave the toilet seat up.. I don't mind
Wash you sweaty feet for you? No problem!
Yes I love your mother.. she's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll never ask you if my clothes make me look fat again! | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 15 | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 17 | |
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| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/11/2005 1:48:12 AM | Do you mind if a couple of friends of mine join us in bed tonight?
Is it alright if I tape it?
Do you know of any good porn sites I could sell the tapes to? | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 19 | |
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| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/19/2005 2:33:39 AM | my twin sister in a threesome that sounds hot
thanks for the treadmill,i know i have been putting on some weight and i am so glad you noticed.
a vacume cleaner as a birthday present you are so sweet. | |
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| things you would never hear a wife say
Posted: 6/19/2005 6:28:43 AM | No honey, that's MY Playboy collection. Yours is sitting right over there. And don't worry. I would NEVER toss them out.
Sincerely, Mitch | |
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