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Posted: 6/16/2008 12:32:13 PM | | Besides what I did to my name...I hate being alittle hungry making a few peanut butter and jelly sandwitches sitting down to eat them and while doing it having a big old slimmey gob of grape jelly fall into your shorts,,Why? What is it my karma? Finding something of value and returning it to the person that lost the item in the first place...Do you ever get treated like sh*t? I really want to hear about it..I'm almost afraid to go to our Summer Solstice Parade this year one year I found this very expensive wallet it had I.D. But no money I returned it to the guy, even though I wanted to keep it for myself..They invited me in their home...Everyone in the house was fu*kin naked nudests I looked, how can one not? No reward for me..They were all German too probably had something...Oh well. I think I'm going to the Chinese Buffet during the Solstice Parade this year..Do you ever get treated like "DIRT" After doing a good deed? | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 1:55:07 PM | | I found a wallet with a thousand dollars cash in it. Looked at the ID and it was an 18 year old girl's. Later I saw a girl looking through the trash cans, checked the ID and asked her if she was looking for this ? She grabbed it and walked away with not so much as a thank you. I don't blame her because she must have been in a state of shock considering that was probably the most she's ever had at 18. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 3:45:46 PM | | I find the opposite with most people. There was a dog wandering around one day and I took him in. Checked his tag and called the owners. They were more than grateful, tried to pay me when they came to pick him up. I wouldn't take it. I would pray somebody would do the same for me. They were so worried about him. The next night when I came home from work there was a box filled with a bunch of goodies on my doorstep with a really nice note. Don't give up on people. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 3:54:50 PM | | i was driving one day and saw a little kid who was still in pull up diapers probably around 2 or 3? The kid was standing by a busy road trying to decide id he should cross it. Nobody stopped but there was no adult around. I pulled over and asked the kid where home was... He was barely able to talk. He pointed up a side street and I took him up it and kept asking him if each house was his. Finally he smiled and got excited at one I pointed at. I knocked on the door and asked the lady if the kid was hers. She was shocked, grabbed the kid and slammed the door in my face..... Maybe next time I will call the cops and hand the kid over to them and see if she slams the door then. Strange reaction since her kid could have been squished on the road... | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 6:31:17 PM | | Byrd, use grape jam instead, it doesn't travel as much. I found an old Mason's ring in a shopping cart a few years back and took it to the office for the Lost and Found. A few days later I went to the same office and asked if anyone had claimed it. The lady there said that an old woman had lost it and was very upset. Her recently deceased husband wore the ring for years and she wore it after his death to feel closer to him. She was very happy to get it back and told the office woman to thank me if I came back. I felt better knowing she got it back. I've lost things before and had some things stolen and they're both a terrible feeling. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 6:42:41 PM | No good deed goes unpunished, Byrd.
I like the name change, it's nice to shake things up a bit.
As far as PB&J, next time you'll have to avoid the grape jelly drips by using a plate under it. lol Or get some apple jelly, then you won't have a stain at least. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 7:24:54 PM |
I hate being a little hungry making a few peanut butter and jelly sandwitches sitting down to eat them and while doing it having a big old slimmey gob of grape jelly fall into your shorts,,Why? When I was a puppy my pappy always told me to hold a sandwich like a sidewalk, not a fence. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 7:27:30 PM | I only eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches about every other year...lol..so it's worth the mess when I do eat one.
What I hate is the fact that I am incapable of eating popcorn without dropping at least one on the floor. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 9:12:54 PM | | Well I was alittle stoned too...Remember the munchies? 4 sandwitches, 2 cupa noodles, oatmeal peach and apple sauce, mac & cheese with ground turkey in canola oil with jalipinos..riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip hook me up to a hose and I'll fill all your tanks..Found a rolex I actually found two I hunted down the owner of one..Not even a "Thank You" The other one I had for a real long time asked around no one would claim it..So after having it for acouple of years I made a deal with this out of work kid I've known for 10 years "You sell it well split it" She never came back..She did turn me onto a Black Sabbith Tribute C.D. That belonged to her Uncle that had been killed..So that'd cool. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2008 7:21:29 AM | In the freezer section they make those really gross peanut butter and jelly pockets. They taste like cardboard and cost a fortune but wont leave a mess.
Or you can use a plate.
Call me the problem solver
I just paid a kid $20 buck to cut my grass he showed up 2 hours late and then left without finishing the job. Now I really hate lazy kids!! | |
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Posted: 6/17/2008 1:57:45 PM | What name change? *scratches head*
I get pierced off whenever I drop any kind of food on my clothes
Too bad you don't live in my neighborhood, Stubblesux - we have a great guy taking care of our lawn. He's a hard worker
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Posted: 6/17/2008 2:26:23 PM | You know the name change.....My mom used to give me 2 bucks to cut the lawn, weed the garden, wash the windows, the car, scrub all the floors, take out the trash..Now she pays an illegal alien 25 to 30 bucks an hour I really hate that. Another thing I really, really, really HATE! Is when I was younger I worked my azz off for anywhere from 1.50 to 6.00 bucks an hour and it really wasn't all that long ago people took advantage of me because I never was all there..."Big strong dumb guy" I saw one of my ex bosses last week and I think I made me go in his pants now I like that, I like that alot...Anyway I hate that I never made much money and I was taken advantage of and I really would have liked to kick the sh*t out of that ex boss but he didn't get close enough for me to grab him. But he sure looked scared.. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2008 7:36:08 PM | When we were young a lot of people got "taken advantage of". I know I was...and if I could go back in tme...there'd be a few changes in my life.
Yes...hold a sandwich like a sidewalk, not a fence! Sheesh...
I hate cats that stick their noses into your PB&J sandwich bugging you for a bite of it. Annoying as all heck! | |
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Posted: 6/17/2008 8:52:40 PM | "I made me go in his pants.." Now I really like that..See what I did? The dangers of smoking marijuana while posting on threads, maybe I ought to change my preference to "Men." And get it over with.... | |
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Posted: 6/18/2008 4:35:35 AM | Some people like a bit of Grape Jelly in thier shorts :-P
Karma is odd, its not precise, people die who deserve to live, people live who probably deserve to die, Wheres the Karma in starving babies in afrika?
You just have to do the best with what you have, see the positive in the negative, easier said than done i know, but things you have to work at usualy give better rewards right?
Your story made me think of previous experiences where something silly happened to me that i didnt like at the time, but i now look back on and laugh, everything is a learning experience, the jelly incident probably means you should put less jelly on the sandwich, or, eat it like a massive burger with everything on it (not above your lap).
Oh, and getting dirty is part of life, you get dirty just by living.
I used to be a garbage man, no fear of filth from me, besides, more fun activities involve getting a bit dirty anyway ^_^ | |
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Posted: 6/18/2008 6:10:26 AM | | Karma seems to be real, it just doesn't alway hit its target. Someone does something bad, and someone else pays for it. Everytime you drop jelly on your shorts, know some snot nosed 14yr old just stole a snickers bar. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 1:35:47 PM |
I hate being alittle hungry making a few peanut butter and jelly sandwitches sitting down to eat them and while doing it having a big old slimmey gob of grape jelly fall into your shorts,,Why? What is it my karma?
OP: here's the solution. Instead of using 2 pieces of bread to make 1 full-size PB&J sandwich, use 2 pieces of bread to make 2 half-size sandwiches. Spread the peanut butter, then jam, over both pieces of bread. Then fold each piece of bread in half. Your benefits using this method will be two-fold:
1. The ratio of PB&Jam to bread will be double over the traditional method, thereby resulting in a more satisfying culinary experience.
2. You will reduce the 'open-seam' percentage of your sandwich from 100% (all 4 sides) to only 75% (3 sides), thereby reducing the chance of 'jam-spillage' by a whopping 25%. It's really nothing more than a matter of mathematical statistics!
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Posted: 6/23/2008 2:18:13 PM | yanno what I hate? I hate it when people don't get that this is a thread about stuff we hate. And, instead, 8 squillion of them give advice about peanut butter and jelly.
And I HATE it when, every year....EVERY year, I go out and plant the garden and I forget that the damn air conditioner hangs out from the side of the building and even tho' this year I made a point to NOTICE it there was still that time after tomato plant #12 when I stood up and *thunk*
God.........I sooooo hate that. Hey Byrd, ya wanna brownie?  | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 5:35:57 PM | I do that everytime I come out of my neighbors place I'm so tall..Thud! It really hurts yeasterday I was looking eye level at the roof I run into and there were several poisionous spiders handing there it probably looks like I have bloody poisionous spiders tattooed to my head everytime I slam into that damn thing..Oh yes I'd love a brownie heh,heh, They cost about 10-15. each here I could make a whole batch of them for that price.. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 6:01:14 PM | Do you ever get treated like "DIRT" After doing a good deed? Yup. AFter the good deed, she started talking bad about me and then slept with my husband. Long story, don't want to get into it. Yes, I wonder what the hell I did to deserve that.
Ok, this thread wasn't supposed to be that serious was it? Maybe someone will throw a PB&J at my ex for me. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 6:04:10 PM | Ok, you returned a wallet and the house was full of nekkid people. It sounds like you got a years worth of great karma. Unless it was a bunch of guys of course.
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Posted: 6/23/2008 8:55:18 PM | Just mix the peanut butter and jelly together before you slather it on the bread. Peanut butter and honey kicks butt too!
Me and one of my boater friends were out on the river one day and saved a guy from drowning. This guy thought he could swim across and realized about half way that he couldn't. I mean, this guy was sinking fast! I was barely able to see a head pop up. But Seaspot to the rescue!
So anyway, I save this dude from drowning. I swear, I have never seen another human being like that before, this guy was on his last breath, literally. After we got him back to shore and he started to regain his grey matter he expressed how much he loved us and his undying grattitude for being in the right place at the right time. No problem, we told him, all in a days work, we were just happy we were there.
So, as I sit in my boat a little later on, pondering how bad that situation could have been, I remember thinking to myself that with that act of saving a persons life I had surely filled up my good karma tanks...
NO! A stinkin' water pig comes along side and busts me for not having enought life preservers aboard my boat! I had forgot that I lended one of them to another buddy, so I was one short! Even after I explain to him what had just happened, he still gave me a ticket! That ticket cost me almost $200 bucks!
As the old saying goes, "No good deed goes unpunished" | |
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Posted: 6/24/2008 8:52:20 AM | | Yes the house was full of naked people it was the sons wallet I think they were Dutch anyway the guys mother was my age single and intrested back then I would have looked pretty good naked too..But back then I worked as a security supervisor I had short hair a uniform and looked like a cop, actually his mom was older then me a few years..The kid was in his 20's I was late 20's his mom 40's but naked she looked younger..He just treated me like shit I left but I recall one day while driving though the neighborhood him flipping me off I jumped the curb with my 78 Coupe De Ville and gave chase that little fu*ker could run I took out their fence..He never flipped me off again..It's funny thinking back because those were my redneck wannabecop conservo republican days, and that punk was a hippie, he's probably a cop today..I hope the hell he smoked enough weed to take out his memory..I had alot of fun with that old Coupe De Ville. | |
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