| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:02:49 PM | A few years ago i was dating this really great woman, I was staying at her house for the weekend and it snowed really badly, I got up while she was still asleep and got to shoveling the driveway. When i got bad in the house she handed me a post -it piece of paper, written on it was the words " Choochie coupon" . I asked her what that was and she said " You getting up and shoveling the driveway was such a sweet gesture, This coupon is your guarantee that i will never have a headache when you want sex, just cash it in anytime you like, i will always make myself available, unlike milk this coupon has no expiration date". Or something like that, it's been a few years.
Over the length of us being in a relationship, I managed to collect quite a few of those "choochie coupon" . I seem to remember cashing in a few at 3 in the morning when she was really tired from a long shift at the hospital. But in general i had a few of them left in my wallet when the relationship ended. Which brings me to my problem.
She is getting married this summer( i am invited to said wedding) now i know me and my warped sense of humour. I can't help but wonder what it would be like if when the preacher says " Is there any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony" I can just see my hand going up violently and me holding up the post-its and yelling " I was wondering if i had to wait till after the honeymoon to cash in these coupons?. Would it be possible for me to cash one in tonight?" After all she did say "she would always make herself available" and that there was no expiration date.
Actually i was just wondering how many women out there actually gave out these coupons?. They might not actually give the guy a piece of paper but in their mind they file something really great the guy did away. At a later date when they really don't feel like having sex or giving that blow job, they remember the nice thing he did and allow him to cash in that coupon. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:28:18 PM |
She is getting married this summer( i am invited to said wedding) now i know me and my warped sense of humour. I can't help but wonder what it would be like if when the preacher says " Is there any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony" I can just see my hand going up violently and me holding up the post-its and yelling " I was wondering if i had to wait till after the honeymoon to cash in these coupons?. Would it be possible for me to cash one in tonight?" After all she did say "she would always make herself available" and that there was no expiration date.
That's funny as h*ll!!!! And it sounds exactly like something I would do!! | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:28:54 PM | I really want to hear what some ladies have to say about this.
I know someone who owes me a BJ from about 2 years ago and she said that I'd always be able to get it when I wanted it. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:47:23 PM | the trade off of sexual favors in relationships is quite common, to my knowledge. While a lot of chicks might not give actual coupons... there's often a "I'll give you a blow job if you'll..."
on another note: I know you said you wouldn't do this... I was told by a Justice of the Peace that if someone does stand up during a wedding when they ask " Is there any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony", they are supposed to legally stop the ceremony and question the person.  | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:49:10 PM | Wow you guys are funny!
...Sorry dont know what to say to this one other then i dont give "coochie coupons" or even anything close to that. And if i had done something like that or said something like that, then later broke up i am pretty damn sure i wouldnt honor that after quite some times has passed.
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:50:46 PM | | LOL!! Ok.. after I got over the shock and the nerve of you doing that to me.. I'd be laughing like hell. However... if you want to do it, do it at the reception.. she'd be much more calm and settled down and ready for a good giggle. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 2:54:08 PM | LOL, OP.
Your post made me say "Oops! I think I'd better check my mental receipt stubs from yesteryear."
What a great idea to actually write one out! | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 3:07:40 PM | | One year for Christmas my ex gave me a coupon booklet she had made up, for a blow job of the month thing which came in all different flavors (whipped creme, chocolate syrup etc). Sort of like beers of the world. I thought it was cute! | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 3:20:29 PM | " after I got over the shock and the nerve of you doing that.. I'd be laughing like hell."
Yea but that still leaves the question of the coupon still being valid unanswered. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 3:33:40 PM | You know...If I was the groom, and that happened, I think I would blow a lung from laughing so hard...
Then I'd kick your ass....
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 4:39:15 PM | Well, unless these coupons say "Non transferable," you might consider giving them to the groom as a wedding present. He might be able to put them to good use.
However, if other guys show up with the same gift for him, then it might be in bad taste to give the same thing as many others do. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 4:42:48 PM | OH MY GOD! Best idea yet! GIve them to the groom and say "these don't say they are non-transferable".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 4:52:15 PM | I don't think sex for favors is a good idea.
I have been in a few relationships with guys that...although I cared about them and they were nice...I really didn't WANT sex. Then I had a sexual relationship with someone who I couldn't keep my hands off everytime we were together.
Although that relationship didn't last - I don't think I could go back to sex with someone for any other reason than I HAVE TO HAVE HIM NOW!!!
I guess what I'm trying to say is that if I do have sex with you...you'll never NEED a coupon. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 5:00:42 PM | "choochie coupon" your ladies is a genius!!!! women will finally be able to get men to do exactly what they want.....and men will get choochie when they want!!! thats a win win situation my friend.....now if I could only get some of those coupons in the mail or flyers | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 5:02:48 PM | | Find out if they're are still good and if so put them on ebay or sell them back to the husband lol. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 5:09:27 PM | lol Well like OP said most women probably don't give out coupons....but the concept is true I would think. Thats why it pays for men to treat women nice, since we have long memories (lol this works both in your favor and against it)...but if I might not be exactly feeling sexy..but my guy treated me well all the time..I could easily remember all the sweet things he's done for me in the past and get in the mood...for both our sakes.
Although there would be an expiration date...lol expires on the end of the relationship. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 5:20:12 PM | damx,wish I got me a coupon for every chore I did for my ex-wife,I'd still be having sex... or an IOU for every headache she had maybe i was the headache  | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 5:29:53 PM | | Yes I've given out coupons. Made them up myself on my computer. But they were labelled as 'non-transferable' and also had an expiry date on them (about 6 months). I wanted to make sure I never 'owed' someone anything at a later date when I might not want to pay up - I wouldn't want to renegade on a promise :-). | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 5:33:36 PM |
Scruffy: YOU are right about the poor guy cashing them out now . Hurry
SEE, the advice I have been giving people lately is exactly spot on! If you're ever in doubt about what to do just ask yourself: "What Would Scruffy DO!" | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 6:23:27 PM | Re the Opost:
"She is getting married this summer( i am invited to said wedding) now i know me and my warped sense of humour. ..."
Indeed "warped". I would not do that.
Plus I would not appreciate the implied logic in those coupons from her!
PS. Choochie coupons?!!! WTH! Would they have worked better than the stimulus packages/rebates? | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 8:11:11 PM | "Well, unless these coupons say "non transferable," you might consider giving them to the groom as a wedding present."
Why in the world would i want to do that. Let the groom earn is own coupons. But i was wondering if she might think about transfering them to het sister, whom just happens to be single at the moment. | |
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| Catching in the choochie coupon.
Posted: 6/19/2008 11:06:57 PM | | I wouldn't give them as a present but I'm sure he'd be willing to buy them off of you assuming they are still good :) You should ask the sister lol | |
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