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 DIAMOND DANDY RANDY 44
Joined: 1/23/2008
Msg: 1
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These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...adults
Body: These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.



That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.



I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.



I like every bone in your body especially mine.



How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.



Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.



Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.



If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles.

Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.



Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.



How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.



Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.



You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.



Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.



Hi, I'm new in town.

Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.



Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.



Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.



My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

I'd look good on you.



When does your centerfold come out.



So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.



Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.



Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.



You have nice legs.

What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.



Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.



You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.



Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.



If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight CHEERS (DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
 secret_agent_thing
Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 2
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 6/20/2008 8:11:40 PM
I read this one once

Your parents must have been bakers because they made you a great set of buns

I pray to God nobody thinks of taking this anywhere other than the humor section
 amo-vida
Joined: 5/29/2008
Msg: 3
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 6/20/2008 8:17:28 PM
Oh please take it to the >45 'passion' thread.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 4
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These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 6/21/2008 5:56:13 AM
OMG Randy!!


You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.


They are fantastic...the quoted one made me spit my coffee on my keyboard!!

Thanks for the morning laugh!
 carterscutie85
Joined: 5/31/2007
Msg: 5
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 6/21/2008 8:08:16 AM
I once had a guy tell me to come sit in his lap and we'd talk about the first thing that popped up. I told him to grow something first and we might.
 marshal83
Joined: 7/27/2007
Msg: 6
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 6/21/2008 1:58:29 PM
A BETTER ONE:-

YOUR IN LUCK, I'VE DECIDED TO GO UGLY EARLY!
 guitard
Joined: 4/29/2008
Msg: 7
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/16/2008 4:27:30 PM
Wanna play circus?
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
 Blondgod
Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 8
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/17/2008 3:52:55 PM
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick!
 diamondincnd
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 9
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These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/17/2008 4:04:08 PM
Hi I'm from Campbell River wanna giver?

Hi I'm from Port Hardy wanna party?
 Tyvol67
Joined: 5/24/2008
Msg: 10
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/17/2008 5:54:36 PM
Oh hell yeah, you da man brother.......
 REPIII
Joined: 7/10/2008
Msg: 11
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These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/20/2008 5:35:33 PM
a Guy use to work with would ask women if they wanted to go back to his place and confess thier sins.

His last name was Pope.
 blackrosentiger
Joined: 4/24/2006
Msg: 12
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/22/2008 8:27:36 AM
I had this guy tll me he had a tattoo on the head of his****but I had to get REAL close to see it or better I should see if I could feel the ink raised with my tounge......I fell for it OK
 dont poke the bear
Joined: 11/28/2006
Msg: 13
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 7/25/2008 10:51:21 AM
As long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

Nice legs...they would look better wrapped around my head.

Cheers,

A
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