| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 9:41:36 AM | | Has it happened to you that make this mistake and put it in the wrong hole in doggy position. I have heard that it really hurts for ladies. Especially when the room is lighted with candles and there is not enough light to see what is where. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 9:43:23 AM |  Now that's funny right there
but no, never had that happen........................... | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 9:47:28 AM | It did happen once a long time ago....
We were going at it pretty fast and furious in the doggy position and he pulled back a little further once and into my butt he went on the next thrust!
While it did hurt and burn some because I wasn't prepared... it did....er...... "open up" a whole new path of eroticism for us! 
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Posted: 6/22/2008 9:59:04 AM |
It did happen once a long time ago....
We were going at it pretty fast and furious in the doggy position and he pulled back a little further once and into my butt he went on the next thrust!
While it did hurt and burn some because I wasn't prepared... it did....er...... "open up" a whole new path of eroticism for us!
Hey Mikey I think she likes it. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 10:10:12 AM | | it can happen im sure. It almost did for me and an ex but it doesnt seem to want to slide in as easiily so I figured it out pretty quick! | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 10:40:51 AM | It happened once, and let me just say, it will never happen again.
The worst pain i've ever felt. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 11:01:50 AM | | Dude....It only when it that "forbidding place" because you wanted to go there. As you where bringing it home, did it ever occur to you that..."Hmmmm, this hole is much tighter...and perhaps a bit grittier...HEY, I THINK I'M IN THE WRONG HOLE." | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 11:04:23 AM | Snort! Oh, they've tried! It's one of the oldest tricks. Ranks up there with 'oh, i'll just put the tip in, just for a second.'
If you actually got in the whole way before you tried the 'oops' line, it's clearly not an accident and she didn't kick you for it (so count yourself lucky). | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 11:06:58 AM | LOL....sh!t happens....
Yes, it can be a tad painful-but if you relax it's NOT too bad..LOL | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 11:23:51 AM | | It would still hurt even if the room was lit with halogen track lights aimed exactly at the problem area. The only sure way to avoid this is to already have that hole plugged with something that can't be jammed further in. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 12:31:20 PM | | There is a post under a thread about worst things that happened during sex. This happened to a couple... she had to get 6 stitches! OMG! | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 12:32:29 PM | | yes it's happened to me, but i'm convinced it wasn't accidental. i really don't like anal (yes, i've tried it enough times to be sure) and i make a point of telling that to any lover when we get intimate. but one particular guy "accidentally" slipped it in while we were going at it doggie style, then tried the "but it's already in" tactic to keep going. he didn't stop when it happened, just kept pumping, so i'm pretty certain that the intent was there. silly boys *lol*. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 12:38:32 PM | no way! i just cant see this sort of thing happaning on accident -unless he's hung like a gerbil | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 12:56:32 PM | Actually it can happen as an accident...
Happened twice in my life...
One girl was so drunk and so into what we were doing she carried on as if nothing had happened.... I thought ok.... and away we went....
The other girl, the pain was so intense she screamed, threw up and collapsed... It took her a long time before she stopped crying. Not a pretty sight... | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 1:06:50 PM | It happened once with the ex b/f. I was in no way prepared for it and I screamed and pulled away. The sass hole blamed me and got mad be cause he was just at the point of cumming and I ruined the moment. Selfish prick. I couldn't sit comfortably for 2 days. Yes it was an accident and I would have been fine with it....if he hadn't of thrown his little tantrum blaming me. Selfish people are not attractive. 
HR  | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 2:45:47 PM | | I know a girl.. she thanks her lucky stars for this.. she was hammered.. and her boyfriend used lube and it happened to be all over ass and crack when he accidently pulled out and put it back in.. she squeeled and fell forward said it hurt but was unexpected.. but she said if it wasnt for the lube she would have been crying for sure.. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 2:54:34 PM | | what a joke...how can a mistake like that happen? I don't think it was a mistake....not a nice very person to do that. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 3:33:16 PM | Well as a guy.. I know if I tried something like that it would usually mean the end of the night.... with a night of.. **** im sorry im sorry and a lot of cuddling.. and really who the hell would want that??
So ya.. do i think it was an accident.. yes.. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 3:43:44 PM | Yes it has happened to me. Although his penis didn't go all the way in, it still hurt and made me bleed.  | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 5:26:53 PM | Ahhhh memories ....
The FIRST time that ever happened ... she was face down over a couple of pillows and we were doing our very best to crack each other's hips with the thrusting and her hammering back at me. I remember something happened and I slipped out and immediately "re-engaged" and continued for a moment. She was wiggling kinda funny and had started to do this deep growl like a grizzly waking in the spring. I slowed and asked " You OK ... why did you tense up all of a sudden ...?" She looked back at me and said, "Do you KNOW where you are?" I reached down (it was kinda dark) and realized my MapQuest had sent me down the wrong interstate so-to-speak. I said, "Sorry babe." and headed for the exit ramp. She asked "What are you doing" and I told her I was withdrawing. She asked "WHY?" So I said "... don't you want me to?" and she said "If I did I woulda told you myself..." and with that resumed her counter thrusts and soon we were back at it like nothing had happened.
Now THAT'S communication, ladies !!!
Anyway that was when I was young and didn't know from ""ONE WAY""
It's happened MANY times since but I try my best NOT to make it a surprise. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 6:39:35 PM | There was this American dude on a business trip to Japan. During his first night there, he was having sex with a Geisha Girl. Being awkward and all, he managed to get it into her butt. She screamed "benwa ... benwa!!" which the American thought was "good shot". The next day he was playing golf with his Japanese colleagues. The chairman of the board got a hole-in-one with his first slice. The Amercian dude ... wanting to impress the chairman with his knowledge of Japanese and said "benwa ... benwa". The chairman looked at him and said "what do you mean ... wrong hole??"
Sorry if you've heard this one. 
no way! i just cant see this sort of thing happaning on accident -unless he's hung like a gerbil
Hey, leave the gerbil alone.  | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 6:54:01 PM | Guys seem to think it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission...
Though in my own experience, it has come close to happening, I have no problem telling them that that area is an exit only. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 6:58:06 PM | 'Woops sorry honey I slipped'!! 
Yeah right!?!?
Hey next time simply ask and be considerate enough to use lots of lube!!
There are ladies that will say yes!! | |
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Posted: 6/22/2008 7:28:42 PM | 'Woops sorry honey I slipped'!!
yeah right!
kinda like the Rodeo F***
where when in the "doggy position" you grab her hair, call her by another womans name and just TRY to hold on for 8 seconds!!! | |
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