| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 3:46:27 PM | Odd question, but I remember when I started seeing this one guy-he actually kept one is his SOCK!!! I know some guys carry the token 'I might get lucky' condom in their wallet, and some gals tend to keep one or two in their purse, but I never chuckled as much as when Mr. Boy Scout plucked his token condom out of his sock.
So, my question to both the guys and the gals-where do you keep your condoms-in case you might need one? Personally, I just keep mine in the nightstand table.  | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 3:55:23 PM | | Just in the top drawer along with all my other goodies. What drives me bonkers is that when Im away with work, my mum comes over to stay to take care of my son, and I always find she's been in the top drawer....usually to stuff it with socks and things when she's done clothes washing. Arghh get out of my top drawer mother!!! | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 3:59:25 PM | | If you use your sock for a condom, you don't have to worry about keeping a condom in your sock and getting laughed at. And you have a spare on your other foot. | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 4:08:47 PM | | Well, let's just say I was once caught on film in the Northwest woods, and people have been trying to track me down ever since. | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 4:37:03 PM | hehehe I once had a big black bag that I carried to my boyfriends home. I had sexy night wear - extra panties - condoms - 'toys' - gels/lubes - rope - clips - cuffs - wet wipes - hairbrush and hair dryer etc. My friends called it my 'hoe on the go bag'!!  Oh and I had a friend add dental floss for me!
The bag has since been retired - I don't have to travel with it now it's all in a dresser drawer in my room!  | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 4:49:23 PM | | I am buying a new bedroom suite next week and am in the process of cleaning out the current dresser, etc. to be moved to the guest room. found some fruit flavored condoms that I forgot I had, and some other stuff. I thought I had it all in a bag (mine is grey not black), guess I forgot to put them in the bag. Gonna move the stuff to the nightstand of the new bedroom suite and Fifi is gonna have some fun when the time is right. (hope that catsuit and red stilettos still fit) | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 5:03:33 PM |
sexy night wear - extra panties - condoms - 'toys' - gels/lubes - rope - clips - cuffs - wet wipes - hairbrush and hair dryer etc
heh I thought I recognised you from somewhere, weren't you the smiling border immigration officer at the airport. You have a good memory, ever played Bruce Forsyth's generation game . It was very annoying having to empty my bags at the immigration desk searching for my visa.
I bought some new flash cards from sandisk and they sent these nice little 2 inch square zippable pouches on a keyring. Perfect for a few mates. or fruit flavours. | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 6:23:36 PM | Re the Opost
I usually carry many. One in my pants main pocket, one in the back pocket, one under my foot, 2-3 in my vest, I have a box in my car's glove compartment, 2 boxes in the trank, 1 box under my bed, and at least another 5 boxes at different locations at home. But I do not hide them. Why should one hide them. They are part of life!
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 9:18:10 PM | | This is a pretty funny post. Umm.. i had hid it in my fathers dress shoes at one point ( he never dresses up) and now..in my panty drawer | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 9:31:08 PM | in the truck, for emergency purposes.
like the joke bout the son in law about to get married, goes into his soon to wifes family house, sister is there in some skimpy wear, she turns onto him and well she goes upstairs and invites him for one last romp, he goes to truck to get condom, but entire family is outside. | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 9:40:19 PM | We're supposed to hide them?
I have a tin with some in it beside the Kama Sutra and erotica novels on my head board. I have another decorative box with some in the living room. I also keep some in my coat pockets and purse... just in case. | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 9:57:10 PM | Ha...
Normally they sit, in their box, on the shelf, until they get moldy and I toss them or I start weeping because they're pretty and going untouched!
Seriously, they are in the bathroom in a bin behind the towels...my mother has come over and found a stash in the bedroom (seriously...you're just supposed to feed the F-ing cat and leave!) and I got all sorts of cracks from her AND assorted family members for months.
Funny...brought back some hilarious memories of a guy saying "I have an emergency one...wait...it's here somewhere..." after a long fun night and he wanted to start the festivities the next morning. LOL... | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/26/2008 10:10:47 PM |
...but I remember when I started seeing this one guy-he actually kept one is his SOCK!!
Was it the same sock he kept rolled up in the crotch of his jeans ? | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/27/2008 3:39:05 AM | [Was it the same sock he kept rolled up in the crotch of his jeans ? ]
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Um no, if that were the case I would of sent him packing!! | |
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| So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 6/27/2008 6:14:30 AM | If I think I am going some where and I might need one I may stock one in my back pocke(maybe 2)  , other wise I keep one in the car in a neat little pop out container that seams to have no other purpose, and in-between the pages of my Bible on the head bored to my bed | |
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