| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 10:55:50 AM | Hmmm...I am thinking of some of the sexiest things I have ever done to my past lover...and my favorite is when I surprised him on his birthday with candlelight dinner, a very nice hotel room and ...get this a stripper friend of mine! She and I really enjoy each other's company and we had a blast with him. Let's just say he could barely walk in the morning! Damn I miss my friend!  | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 11:50:31 AM | A few months ago, I covered my entire body in chocolate whipped cream (low fat), stuck a cherry in each ear (stems sticking out), shoved a small candy cane in each nostril (the colors didn't match, just left overs from two xmas's ago) and ran down main street exactly as the church bells struck noon; while I was yelling,
"I am the great chocolate sunday, eat me!!"
As it turns out, my town does not appreciate original erotic art, and I am not allowed to leave my apartment on Sundays anymore. I also lost my privilages of buying desert foods, in large quantities, in this area.  | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 2:21:00 PM | I have been lucky enough to experience many sexy moments - I really couldn't pick just one! I just get to revel in what is and has been my fun and exciting sex life!!  | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 5:19:45 PM | | OOOOH! sexiest thing I have ever done?! I was 18....my boyfriend took his boat out on the lake dropped anchor in the middle of the lake on a HOT summer day and we were having wild sex...I rode him so hard! I bet a lot of people got a show that day...mmmmm....good times! We didnt care who saw us! | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 8:49:17 PM | PAUMANOK
That is between me and the monkey, sorry, not telling......
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WTF was the point in posting that?! uhhhhhh um ok then so........who cares then?   | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 9:42:27 PM | And HOW was that "funny"? omg....gimme a break..........PLEASE people!
Threads are posted for a reason! if you arent going to tell your story or not help someone than DONT say anything at all! NO ONE CARES!
JEEEZ! | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 9:58:38 PM | ^^^ Are you one of the 3, 547,603 people here with Asperger's? Apparently, that makes it impossible to get any kind of humour, even the really obvious kind. And, we're all supposed to either explain any humour that makes its way into our posts or not allow it to at all because some people don't get it.
The monkey is funny in context of the question, take my word for it. If you are humour handicaped, I'm sorry, but there is no special parking here. | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/2/2008 11:53:59 PM | A long time ago I made a pact and swore an oath to never tell the details - but I can tell you it involved a nationally ranked
synchronised swimming team, a guy who claimed to be their coach, way too many tequila shots and a monkey costume. | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/3/2008 3:37:27 AM | Re the Opost:
I danced and sang in the rain.
Hang on, was that me or Gene Kelly? I can't remember. 
Too many to remember.
BTW, let us not confuse sexy and romantic. | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/3/2008 5:04:12 AM | My dining room table will never be the same.
I used a soft fur blanket as a table cloth. Got the lucky lady up on there with a comfortable pillow for her head, pulled up a chair and proceeded to have dessert. Best I ever had.
I thought this was super sexy.
I have a huge smile every time I have dinner now. | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/3/2008 5:17:30 AM | I was in bed with 3 women at the same time !!! Long Long Time ago. my girl friend at the time, her 2 Aunties & Their Boyfriends . No I only had Sex with my girl. Shame Eh
In the End the Bed Collapsed !!! with all the action that was going on lol
I was the little one that fell of the bed 
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/3/2008 5:17:51 AM | I think we all know what the beholder needs to be-holdin'...work off some stress, dude.
Off the top of my (big) head, perhaps the sexiest thing was when I was a dancin' w/ this lady, raisin' a sweat since it was summer. After a few hours of dancing straight, you know how it goes, so its near midnight, I fetch a glass of water for her, fish out an icecube, then trace it across her forehead, down her cheekbones, around her neck, to the back of her neck, under her long red hair....
\OK, back to work now... | |
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| What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/3/2008 5:54:47 AM | OK OK OK I get it nooooooow ok?! SHEEEEEESH!
I was thinking "monkey" was his gf....lol.....guess I was a lil tired and uptight!...lol! MESSAGE received LOUD and clear....and nooo I am not humor handicapped....just was last night I guess. | |
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