| Masturbation rules
Posted: 7/17/2008 2:06:56 PM | Hello all,
My girl is a little inexperienced in the ways of giving men pleasure. That is OK and I have no problem teaching her and also pleasuring her. I am a few years older (24). The problem is that by the time I lick her and such my little man is not hard anymore. He does come back on but needs quite a bit of stimulation. The way I see it, the initial lack of enthusiasm is because of a little too much masturbation per week the last few months: ~6 times per week. So I am trying to change my habit a bit. As such I have set up a few rules:
Next week: Maximum of 4 times for the entire week.
The week after: Maximum of 3 times for the entire week.
Week after that: 2 times for the week.
Rule #1: Always make it last more than 15 minutes.
Rule #2: Always masturbate with a photo of her next to the clip.
Rule #3: Never twice in one day.
Am I on the right path? Is there a better plan? Any help would be appreciated. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:12:45 PM | | I think you're going about this all wrong. Your logic is flawed. What you need is more practice and conditioning. If you were going to run a marathon, would you prepare by resting for weeks before? No, you'd practice running longer distances at an increasingly faster pace, right? | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:19:27 PM | umm thats a lot of masturbation there 
You have a gf and you still masterbates? Y??? | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:20:17 PM | No OP.....
RULE #1: Never refer to my genitals as....."my little man".
Just sayin'.
~ds~ | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:25:06 PM | | oh btw becareful of doing too much of that. I heard you can actually bent it and cant be reverse. Like you know a guy penis is bending to right cus he is a righty. Left cus he is a lefty. i could be wrong. :-P | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:39:35 PM | | Dude, you need to masterbate more. 6 times per week is nothing. What is that? not even 1 time per day. I think you need to up it to like, twice per day so you are spankin your carrot about 12 plus times per week. Do you think those Olympic class long distance runners get better conditioned when they only run 1-2 miles per day? Hell no!. They have to run more and more and pretty soon running long distances is second nature. Same with your wang training. You need to beat that thing to a frenzy early and often to make it a truly gold medal winning performer. Maybe it is your girlfriend that is not doing it for you. Happy wacking - Rember, go for the gold. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:47:18 PM | | I guess I'm lucky. Watching my mate enjoy the fruits of my labor generally turns me way on. As far as masturbation, be careful how much you do it. An extreme amount of self stimulation can cause you to enjoy more friction than you can get from a vagina. A loss of sensation. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:51:15 PM | Of course, if you have a problem lasting, turning to more masturbation
might help you out.  | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 3:23:01 PM | Six times per week is too much? It is not too much even per day!!! 6x7=42=optimal frequency per week; anything over that might be a distraction from everyday activities, but I am not sure about “too much” part!!!
Well, males are probably different…less sexual one might conclude from this… | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 4:11:00 PM | I hope you own stock in Jergens lotion ... just as a hint, don't buy the kind that has the "self-tanning" application. Could make for some embarrasing moments! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 4:15:54 PM | Masturbation detox. Is there a 12 step program for this?
The first step is to admit you have a problem.  | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 5:54:56 PM |
oh btw becareful of doing too much of that. I heard you can actually bent it and cant be reverse. Like you know a guy penis is bending to right cus he is a righty. Left cus he is a lefty. i could be wrong. :-P
Just curious as to if someone really believed this or if this was supposed to be a joke? I guess if there was a laughing face afterwards, I would have known but with the sticking out tongue thing typed, not sure if that was a joke.
As far as the op is concerned, you are probably loosing your erection because you have spent so much time by yourself that when it comes to the real thing you have mental problems. My suggestion is to stop touching yourself and save it for the gf. If you still have problems, see a doctor. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 6:03:34 PM | | Good Golly! First off I hate any rules when attached to sexual play! I'm actually at a loss for words - 'cause most men I know are so turned on by pleasing their women that they don't have a chance to go soft! I guess a****ring would do - or you need to have her assist in keeping you stimulated! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 6:08:12 PM |
RULES?!?!? Now there's friggin' rules on masturbation????
Dangit, Libra! Once again, you crack me up!!!
Hey, does she have sexy feet? You can hump her feet, you know, a little bit of frotage while you're lickin' the kitty, lol. Now, I don't have a foot fetish, but women with sexy feet ARE a huge turn on. I tend to look at teeth and fingernails among the first items in my little personal hygiene assessment. If those piggies are shapely and pedicured, why heck- I'll stay down there forever just to have her legs and feet rubbing all over me!!!
As for the masturbation, I think you're overthinking it, dude. I bet if you didn't let your masturbatory guilt infringe on your cunnilingual pleasure, you wouldn't have such an issue.
Lick the kitty, slam the ham, relax and enjoy! Dammit, I swear people are capable of manufacturing their own sexual dysfunction. It's called "performance anxiety"
-damoN-( teeth grittin, eye-squinchin' spankin' da monkey emoticon, please?) | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 6:11:09 PM | How about trying mutual masturbation??? or would you have to count that in your weekly quota????...... c*ck rings are a useful tool....dont think they come with instructions though......hmmmmm what a delima | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 6:24:57 PM |
You have a gf and you still masterbates? Y???
who in their right mind would STOP masturbating, in a relationship or not? why do women expect their men to stop jerking it once they get together? it's ridiculous. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 6:30:08 PM | well, there's always the 69...
I've heard many times it can go soft whilst performing oral on a woman.
What's the big deal. So afte ryou do that have some prolonged kissing, or maybe ask her to go down on you. That ought to get you going hard enough for penetration.
Or after you come up for air, work your mouth up to her breasts and turn both you and her on...if you like doing that of course.
I think the only reason masturbating too much is a problme is if you can't cum when you are penetrating her...that would be because she doens't feel like a hand. But if you are hard and penetrate and get off just fine, then the masturbation isn't the problem.
The reason you get soft is you are concentrating on giving her pleasure, on what you are doing, and not getting especially turned on by it. No biggee. I feel the same way when I go down on a guy. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE doing it. And it's a little turn on, but not a turn on like other things... Same thing I"m sure for you, except that for a guy, *concentrating* shows in his loss of erection.
Actually, last guy I was with, he would stop penetrating to go down on me orally...this helped him to last longer. rather than "thinking of cars", he chose to distract himself with oral sex. Hey, I didn't complain. He didn't go soft but he wasn't, um, there that long, i guess you'd say. It was enough though to bring him down a little so he didn't cum to o soon.
Good luck...
kaylie | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 6:35:56 PM | OMG . . . . I have the answer . . . . I have the solution . . . . wait! . . . I'll get banned again if I post it . . . . grrrrrrrrrr . . . . double . . . grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
OP . . . all I can say at this point . . . is bring some toys in ya game with ya friend[*looking both ways*] . . .
~Myth~
Disclaimer . . .I did naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathing wrong! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 7:13:43 PM | You may want to spice things up for yourself. Don't just drag yourself in there and use yourself. Buy yourself flowers. Treat yourself to a movie and a candlelight dinner for one. Candles, scented oils... treat yourself right.
As long as you have set rules, stick to them. No accumulating; that is, don't abstain for the first two weeks and then do it nine times in an hour the third week. That's cheating. Defeats the purpose. Just like dieting. Hmmm... maybe that's not the best analogy. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 7:18:30 PM |
RULE #1: Never refer to my genitals as....."my little man".
Now there are rules for masterbation??? Rolling my eyes!!! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 8:00:16 PM | Now there are rules for masterbation??? Rolling my eyes!!!
I second that. Lame. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 10:01:52 PM | Only spelling rules, but who cares?
Masturbation rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 10:07:59 PM | | Who knew there were rules for yankin it???? | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 10:15:31 PM |
Y.O.U.'.R.E.....F.R.E.A.K.I.N.....2.3.Y.O......Y.O.U.....S.H.O.U.L.D.....B.E......M.A.S.T.U.R.B.A.T.I.N.G....3.T.I.M.E.S....A....D.A.Y.
Geeeeezzzz....if not the pressue will build up and your head will explode.
................Rookies....dayum..... | |
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