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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:02:43 AM | | I don't know if any other guys on here have this problem or not but I'd like to know what you all think about it. Whenever I dress formally (if at work for example), my penis appears to bulge out of my pants creating the impression that I am hard when I am actually NOT. I didn't really think much of it at first until I noticed that people do look (some stare) at the bulge. So do ladies get the impression that one has a hard-on just because there is big bulge down there? Guys how do you rein it in? Tight underwear don't really work. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:10:52 AM | lol
dont worry, if i had a penis then i would probably also spend all my time admiring it | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:15:13 AM | they make underwear for these problems.
go toa good department store and speak to one of them sales people in the men's intimates section.
they don't call them foundation garments for nothing you know.
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:26:37 AM | | Boxer briefs help with that a lot. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:26:49 AM | | I highly doubt you have this problem. But if, by some stretch you do. Just tuck it between your legs. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:28:21 AM | Dear Afro:
I feel sorry for you bro. I know the pain and humilation of having a huge wang even when it is not erect along with the leering stares and whispered comments of women who I know are staring at me and objectifying me like I am some sort of piece of meat or just their for their depraved pleasure.
For years I tried conventional means of keeping it in check like supergluing it to my leg, using a male chastity belt-like appuratus, tucking it between my legs which are all very painful and make it hard to walk. Wearing tight underwear did not work for me as I wore out the elastic too soon and underwear for me was getting expensive like $5.00 a gallon gas.
The other difficulty was getting work, other than man-whoring, the only legitimate employment I was offered were things likes working in the circus or as a medical test subject.
After years of this sort of constant pain and humilation, I did something about the problem. I went to a special clinic in Zurich that specializes in penis reduction surgery. The clinic is operated by Dr. Emil Schofhausen and he is a miracle worker. He gave me my life back and the clinic is best kept secret in the world. I found out about his clinic while on holiday on the Riviera. As you can imagine, not too many men want the world to know that they have had penis reduction surgery so discretion is the clinic's utmost goal aside from performing cutting edge surgical procedures pioneered at the clinic by such notable surgeons as Dr. Oscar Meyer, Dr. Cudahy, and Dr. Kilbassa to name a few. I highly recommend it. Now, with a smaller unit more managable, I fit into my cloths better and do not have that unsightly bulge that ellicits so many whispered comments and jokes. I no longer scare women away when they notice it and my new girl friend loves the new smaller me. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:29:32 AM | Of course we think you have a hard-on. Then we point and giggle behind your back. So OP(or any other man that would care to answer), is that why guys are constantly pulling at their pant legs while seated? To distract/draw attention to the "bulge".
Cheers,
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:30:39 AM |
Boxer briefs help with that a lot. Really??? How? The bulge is still there, just less constrained.
OPie...learn to wear looser outerwear and briefs can be worn to help it lay flat.
Also, get rid of the blinking arrow pointing at the problem.
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:31:49 AM | you know just as i do that tight under ware accents your bulge (if you have one )
where did my delete button go....op grow up | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:03:25 AM |
Of course we think you have a hard-on. Then we point and giggle behind your back. So OP(or any other man that would care to answer), is that why guys are constantly pulling at their pant legs while seated? To distract/draw attention to the "bulge".
Haha, no - thats our attempt to hide the fella better somehow, without having to manually adjust .
To OP: Well, one trick comes to mind - if you can get away with it in a formal setting, leave you shirt untucked - other then that, I just couldent be bothered, they wanna stare, then they get a nice show I guess  | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:03:56 AM | PrinceEric feels inadequate knowing that his penis is dwarfed by the Op's.
Life ain't kind :-( | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:05:45 AM | This is just a ludicrous attempt by the OP to further perpetrate the myth that men of his race have big tools. My guess is that his tool size is probably below average, but he just posted this to attract attention.
And if OP is wearing the typical baggy, oversized, falling of their ass pants generally worn by young, black(and many white) males these days, he is damn sure not having a problem with penis bulge. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:22:19 AM | | I've never mistaken an everyday bulge with a hardon! OP Get your pants fitted properly so your pecker doesn't show through - or switch the type of underwear you are wearing! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:37:40 AM | bigthunder, please e-mail me Dr. Shofhausen's contact info.
I'm battleofthebulge@hotmale.com | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:24:14 PM | Dear One Fish:
I cannot give you Dr. Schofhausen's contact info. but I have forwarded the info to his people and they will be in contact with you. They are very selective regarding who they take on as patient's. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:31:21 PM | | Get your suits tailored. A good tailor knows to make one leg just a bit wider. They often ask you which side do you "hang". Problem solved. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:33:21 PM | | I have the same problem OP, but it might be from the socks I put in the front of my pants and the blazing neon sign I carry with me that has an arrow pointed at my crotch! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:35:02 PM | | You need to get even tighter jeans to steamroll that snake under control. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:47:39 PM | | Get a codpiece. If you've got it, flaunt it. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:53:09 PM |
is that why guys are constantly pulling at their pant legs while seated?
We're trying to get comfy... get our parts organized...
Sometimes the boys can't decide which pants legs they want to hang down and you've gotta shake them off the seam... or they get bunched up when sitting down...
Sucks to plop down in a chair and realize you've sat on your nuts...
If there's a bulge we don't HAVE to call attention to it.... the gals are already looking to see if there's one... | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:00:19 PM | I love your post. It is such good BS like one of those situations presented that conveys a situation where good fortune has been heaped upon a person and they just don't know what to do about when most everybody else would know what to do and not even ask anyone. Such scenarios as:
I was walking along and a bag of cash in used (non-sequential) bills landed at my feet, what should I do? or
I was out at a bar with my hot date and she became really friendly with two other hot girls and they wanted me to take them home for a three on one action, what should I do?
I have a huge member, what should I do?
You need to ask? Great post. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:00:27 PM | ARe you telling us you have a BIG c*ck?! Are you advertising?  | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:01:47 PM |
ARe you telling us you have a BIG c*ck?! Are you advertising?
That was my impression of the post! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:02:58 PM | oh BIg thunder..yeah i so believed that story | |
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