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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 1:46:48 AM | | um....when i was 16 adn i hot the hots for this gurl and i was working in a grocery store and as i was minding my own bussiness she came around and they all blurted it out!! yeah, lame but it was very embarassing | |
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:26:01 AM | | It would have to be when I was in first grade, I liked this girl so I would pick on her as little boys are want to do. She, after tolerating my stupidity for quite some time, proceeded to kick my arse, lmao. She was a bad mamma jamma. | |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 6:35:20 AM | Hehe when I was 17 and playing foot ball, I got my belt riped off in the first quater, by the 3rd quater the world got to see it all when i got pants tackeled, still didnt fumble, but thinking I should have, cause my friends at home will never let me for get that one ever. Specialy the FAMILY !
Gado
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:35:28 AM | | i was dating this guy back when i was 23 years old, and here we were after the bar walking around in Macs convenience store, and i must have been pretty loaded with an upset stomach, so i grabbed this huge bottle of water and was walking around the store guzzling it back, when all of a sudden as he was walking up the isle towards me i let out a silent burp and puked water all over myself...he was laughing at me so hard he was on the floor holding his gut...of course i ended up running out of the store humiliated as hell | |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 6:48:51 AM | | In 10th grade a nasty stomach virus attacked our family. My brother was sick on a Sunday and I woke up the next day feeling okay, went to school and started to feel ill...but I tried to ignore it as 1) I hardly ever get sick 2) the school nurses were bitches and would most likely just send me back to class 3) I had an English exam 6th period. Anyway, I start feeling worse as the day goes by but make it to my English exam. We sit down, I read the directions outloud to the class and we start...and about a minute later I let this huge burp out and throw up all over my exam, my text book, desk, bookbag. Our teacher dragged me into the hall and I was puking into a garbage can and one of the students went to get the nurse who ended up showing up with a wheelchair. That was my most embarrassing moment. | |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 7:02:13 AM | i was partying in another city and my girl called and said she was going to destroy all my shit in my apartment if i didn't come home so i was hauling ass home and i thought i had caught a rabbit (a person u can speed next to) but i burned the guy cause I was exited. later on i saw a cop behind me and i slowed down, but (i was drunk off my ass) he turned his lights on. i passed my sobrity test with a capital D...k, but i got no DWI and three tickets ($700.00). and when I asked louldly why didn't you pull that other guy over that was doing a hundred the officer replied THAT WAS ME
I said OH (sorry sir)
basically i had out run him
somewhere around 138mph
cop cars go 125-135
they clocked me at 108 on the access road when i was exiting
about five miles after i burned them, they said they would have let me go if i hadn't of exited for a soda
by the way THE NEXT DAY AFTER I GOT OUT OF JAIL I FOUND OUT SHE HAD GONE HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE! | |
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 7:12:20 AM | | um i gotta couple lol...my most embaressing was when i first thought i was gonna lose my virginity...lol....i um had a problem getting up lol....not that i do now lol but i still thinks its funny hey is you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at right?? | |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 7:20:32 AM | | just last year....i was wearing pants that were too loose on me.....went into a convenience store to get coffee and tiolet paper....i reached up on the shelf to get a roll of tiolet paper and my pants fell down. there was about ten people in the store who seen it. so i'm standing there with a roll of tiolet paper and my pants down.....to try to hide my embarrassment i turn and say to everybody..." whats everybody looking out....like you people never had to take a crap that could'nt wait." | |
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nightd
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:08:40 AM | ok 1993 Elma Washington Middle school dance.
I had just moved there and i was into country music ( lord help me) anyways well the dance was supposed to be a semi formal dance so i went dressed up cow boyish lol my god that was by far the most embarrissing thing ever. I actually got one dance. anyways everyone else was just in a shirt and jeans and what not i almost died lol... | |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 8:17:57 AM | This one always makes me cringe hehe, I was with my xwife and we had not seen each other in like 3 months due to my army duties and back then we were very much in love and still hot and bothered by just looking at each other, so we go back to my place. Well I had eaten nothing but MRE"s in the feild that give you the worst gas ever! Well we were going at it I had this feeling and was like ohh god no, not now. MRE's keep you from going to the bath room after a while so that is not a problem durring war time that offten, well I had to go i thought, and BLAMM was the biggiest fart ever, nasty smelling like something had crawled up in me and died!, the worst part was the fan was blowing from behind me and OMG I went so limp so fast it wasnt even funny. We both can laugh now but wow I felt like a nasty pig that day.
I had just came off of 24 hour duty and had partied like crazy the night before but I was so horny I had to have some so the xwife comes over and the only way she can get off is some oral that takes a long time at times, depending on stress levels and such. Well She had been stressed i guess cause I was down there for like over a hour and finaly I feel asleep LOL She woke me up madd as hell cause she was almost there, I was like @@ CRAP so 45 minutes later and 5 tounge cramps i finished and I could not even look at her lol. So glad she was forgiving back then hehe.
This happend Wendsday night, me and the girl I am now seeing were on the phone, she says come on down so I can buy you dinner and whine and dine ya, well I said ok, wth , why not right hehe. Well I get there and she had 4 shots of blue wave vodka and I had a couple and off we go to eat. We head over to chillies cause that is where we had our first date and its kinda special to us and we order and find these things called Apple martinis , well she had 5 and i had 2 and OMG, we almost didnt make it out of there hehe. We get back to her place, and its only like 5 blocks thank god and we get hot and heavy. She thinks she is going to get sick so she heads to the bathroom. Well I go in help her out of her shoes and whats left of her cloths and tell her Ill be in the living room if you need me cause I cant be around some one vomiting or I will join in. Well after 5 shots more and 2 more beers I gotta go pee badly ! Well she cant move so I go out side, nothing like peeing in the street when a cop rolls by waving at you !! well I head back in and drink some more waiting on her, well she had grabed the trash can and headed to lay down for just a few minutes and then we will continue. Well I am really ready for that so I get all hot thinking about it and think hey ill just walk out and cool off. Well I did and heard the click !! the damm door had locked behind me and I am out side in my shorts only and no key ! I call and call and even knock on her window but she is like way to far gone. Well her neighbors hear me and start coming out and yelling so I get in my truck and get the hell out of dodge. I get about 15 minuts to the 33 minute drive home and omg I am so drunk so I try to call my roommate, he is on the freaking phone ! So I call my xwife and she wants to come get me but I know how that will end up, I am drunk she is horny and alone hummm, hell no. So i continue and get home safe as I can. I walk in and my room mate is just laughing and I tell him I locked my self out and he just keeps laughing. Well walk to my room and like 5 of my friends are there useing my computer and they had just heard. I was Like damm its not my night. So at 2 am she calls and is upset thinking i got madd at her and i am like no baby i locked my self out, so she is not laughing at me. Well I now have a key so no more of that, cause that was the second time it had happend ! Well everyone got a good laugh at me, all i got was the stress of driving drunk and the biggest case of blue balls ever. What a hell of a night
The real bummer was I dont remember calling her drunk off my ass and saying dont be madd I didnt leave and I love you ! Omg i cant belive I said that grrrr stupid me. But she forgave me and said she had wanted to say it a week ago, but we are leaving that out as long as we can. We want to take things slower so we shall see.
Gado
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nightd
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:41:28 AM | lol i have one lol but its sexual too lol...anyways...
me and this girl where getting it on and we had been drinking all night well i had sat my beer bottles on the head board...well after awhiel we started to get heavy and into it well she was on her fours and we started shaking the bed and the beer bottle had hit her on top of the head...lol talk about a mood killer lol..... oh welll :shithappens: | |
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/24/2004 11:02:35 AM | Hmm...probably when my mom, aunt and grand-dad decided to take me to the judie bar, and some biker chick hit on me who had two BIG guys sitting beside her...the ususl open vest with no top on kind of hit-on...."Want to DO me?" she asked in a husky, bedroom voice....the guys sitting there grinning while I got an eyeful. My response that "I think my mom would prefer if I stayed at her table" kind of freaked her..."You're here with your MOM???", as she quickly covered herself....the guys started cracking right up....
Mom always could get me into all kinds of sh*t...lol! | |
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| Re: what is your most embarressing moment?
Posted: 9/25/2004 10:30:10 AM | | another embarassing moment for me was when i went to visit a friend at mental hospital( she was being treated for depression) when i was about 16. i had to piss really bad, and the hospital had a policy to lock all the bathrooms. and you could'nt get in without asking the desk nurse for the key. only problem was nobody knew where she was. so i'm running around frantically looking for a place to pee, but i could'nt hold it anymore. so i just leaned up against a wall and let it fly in my pants right in front of a nurse. pee is just pouring out of the bottom of my pants. So she looks at me and motions the orderlies over to escort me back to MY room and clean me up. i tell them "hey i don't have a room, i'm visiting someone here." i was pissed( no pun intended )that they thought i was a patient. So i pulled my visitor's pass out of my pocket( soaked with pee ) and slapped it right in the nurse's hand | |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 12:43:49 PM | | Being cut off at an offramp one afternoon,Chasing the culprit down,forcing this scally-wag to the side of the road,getting off my bike,with intentions of creating great mayham,making great drama of ripping the door open,only to find cowering behind the wheel,my 16 yr old daughters best friend,driving her mamas 225,screaming Mr.*********,Don't beat me up!I told you that so I could tell you this,I firmly believe in the saying"For every action,Theres a reaction."The reaction was,A huge change in my attitude.mine was to slightly change my lifestyle,So as not to scare young'uns.Boring huh. | |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:17:58 PM | I was around 15 and me and my brother went to the local pool. we jsut moved there and were playing tag in the pool. i went to run out of the pool and my brother went to tag me only he pulled my shorts down expossing my ass. i looked back pulling up my shorts and seen this cute girl laffing at me. I WAS TRAMATIZED. i went home yelling at my brother telling my mother and gand ma I was never going swimming again.
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