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 cheshire_grin

Joined: 1/11/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:08:33 PM
So I received this message in my inbox:

you said in the forum would you pose nude that you would. can you email me some pictures of you nude? i will keep them to myself. i don't mind what poses you are in. i would like to see your breast that way i know way you want to show them

My conclusion? One of the silliest excuses I've ever seen as an attempt to see tits. It also came with an email address, and the user's name had the words 'nice guy' in it. Shall we laugh? Possibly. Shall I? Indeed.
 curlygrl

Joined: 11/8/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:21:10 PM
What a freaking loser- go buy a freaking playboy
or better yet save your money you stupid fuck and google
breast- God what held you back- I would have been still chewing on his
femur right now- sucking out the bone marrow.


Did you answer him- oh please tell me- that was wide open- send him
to me!!! Let me do it!!!

It is amazing what goes on around here. Just when I think the world
is all lollypops and sunshine again- bam- a funny on the forums.
 TheReason_

Joined: 9/19/2007
Msg: 3
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:22:31 PM
A+ for effort
A for originality
A+ for balls

thinking this was going to work....




Fail.





LOL
 indehills

Joined: 2/23/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:24:01 PM
You're profile says this:

Also note: My boyfriend and I are looking for a lovely lady to join us now and then.

What kind of e-mails do you THINK you are going to get?
 jazmella

Joined: 2/23/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:26:24 PM
I can't believe you're not going to do it!!

:-P

Anyway, send him a picture of chicken breasts and tell him to enjoy. lol.
 curlygrl

Joined: 11/8/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:26:58 PM
OP, you're looking for a woman for a threesome with you and your boyfriend. What kind of e-mails do you THINK you are going to get?


Oh please spare me- this gives him cause to do this- to send a rude email.

Her profile and why she is here is irrelevant and does not give someone
a free pass to insult her.
 LaMediaNaranja

Joined: 7/23/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:28:25 PM
So someone is stalking you on the forums and now wants you to send him nude pictures of yourself............not surprised! You would definitely chuckle with some of the propositions some of us have had.

 dawn1114

Joined: 2/27/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:40:09 PM

Oh please spare me- this gives him cause to do this- to send a rude email.

Her profile and why she is here is irrelevant and does not give someone
a free pass to insult her.

The emailer didn't insult her. She's correct that it's a silly, badly written and rather sad request, but I don't see a single rude or insulting thing in the guy's letter. He's obviously thick (not grasping the difference between being willing to pose nude and sending out random nude photos to Internet strangers), but that's not the same as being purposefully cruel or mean or insulting.
 curlygrl

Joined: 11/8/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:46:11 PM
The emailer didn't insult her. She's correct that it's a silly, badly written and rather sad request, but I don't see a single rude or insulting thing in the guy's letter. He's obviously thick (not grasping the difference between being willing to pose nude and sending out random nude photos to Internet strangers), but that's not the same as being purposefully cruel or mean or insulting.


Thats not what I meant- I was taking to task the poster who was justifying the
request because of why she is here- that is no reason that someone should
make this request of her. Not that he was rude in doing it- HE is a moron but
there are alot of him here. I said "what is on her profile is irrelevant "
to the person who pulled shit from her profile. Why she is here does
not give someone a free pass to do these things.
You only copied PART of my post and addressed what you thought I meant.
You forgot the pasted part I was referring too. Oh yeah and in my opinion
it is rude for him to make this request of her- My opinion. He was rude.
 TradurGurl

Joined: 8/21/2007
Msg: 10
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:52:13 PM
Hey -- I think it's against the forum rules. But if it weren't -- you could post his e-mail addresss on this thread.

Then we could ALL send him some pictures he would NEVER forget!




But, maybe you could put him on Craig's List....
 no_1_bby

Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:52:28 PM
Here are some I've gotten...


Thanks...thought you would appreciate them...

As I appreciate your great breasts...

I hope i can be able to masturbate looking at your pics...I always prefer to ask...

Respectfully


And not to be outdone by that..


I would shave myself for a hottie like yourself




First thing that goes thru my head when I get things like that is.. eeeep!!! What did I do to deserve this? Would they want their daughter, sister, ex gf/wife to get emails like that? What makes them think it's ok to send things like that to perfect strangers???

Listen up people... if you can't or wouldn't say those things to someone on the street, it probably isn't a good idea to send them in an email. 'nuff said.
 dawn1114

Joined: 2/27/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 6:02:14 PM

Thats not what I meant- I was taking to task the poster who was justifying the
request because of why she is here ...

Oops. Sorry, I misunderstood.

Oh yeah and in my opinion
it is rude for him to make this request of her- My opinion. He was rude.

Fair enough. We all have different ideas about these kinds of things.
 cheshire_grin

Joined: 1/11/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 6:51:48 PM
So since I'm here looking for women, men can send me requests to see my breasts? Of course! Why didn't I see that logic!? Would it work if I sent that to women? Damn. I should try that...
 BaldyisBeautiful

Joined: 3/28/2008
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Posted: 7/29/2008 6:57:45 PM
what a sad, sad man to have sent you something like that!


Soooooo, I'm just wondering OP .... can I see your tits?
 davidsauvignon

Joined: 2/6/2008
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Posted: 7/29/2008 7:24:17 PM
^^^ "Would it work if I sent that to women? Damn. I should try that..."

Yeah OP....I mean it's already typed out....just forward it to a few select gals.... Viva le diferance!




~ds~
 cheshire_grin

Joined: 1/11/2006
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Posted: 7/29/2008 7:31:01 PM
*contemplates trying just to see if being female makes a difference*

See my tits? Sure thing. I have a paypal account. Just send me your information and I'll send you the request for payment. After the e-cheque has cleared I'll send you the picture.
 justasweetgirl1969

Joined: 3/10/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 7/29/2008 8:04:42 PM
Hey all. The request isn't some of the bad ones we get through e-mails. I had one guy e-mail me this question " Wanna **ck?" no hello, hi or anything. Send him a picture of a turkey breast and ask him if it is big enough for him. What a JERK. Please everyone, why she is on here and what she is looking for is no excuse for that email.
 BaldyisBeautiful

Joined: 3/28/2008
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Posted: 7/29/2008 8:06:57 PM

See my tits? Sure thing. I have a paypal account. Just send me your information and I'll send you the request for payment. After the e-cheque has cleared I'll send you the picture.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


LOVE IT!!!
 The rock man

Joined: 4/13/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 7/29/2008 8:19:15 PM
I was thinking, with all the fee's and due we pay for on this site. I would figure that there would be some kind of screening. ....

So? Did he like the pic's?

The truth of the matter is, there are women out there that are replying to mails like you ladies have talked about!

It does not surprise me that he saw your post and then your profile and found it OK to ask.... From what I know personally, most get them with no lead up or excuse at all!

Remember with people like that out there, the rest of us are looking even better right now...
 SlingDad

Joined: 5/28/2007
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Posted: 7/29/2008 9:10:08 PM
Whew! Good thing I changed that nice_guy screen name, as I have a reputation to uphold.
 graitbait

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:06:50 AM
You are right, this is pretty funny stuff.
 afashionlady

Joined: 4/19/2008
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:10:53 AM

See my tits? Sure thing. I have a paypal account. Just send me your information and I'll send you the request for payment. After the e-cheque has cleared I'll send you the picture.




Can I PLEASE use that the next time some goober asks me that???
 Honesty Here.......

Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 23
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:23:55 AM
Oh pleazzzzzzzz some 12 yr old triing to get tity picks to go show he other "cool" friends. wow somethings never change!!
 pdxKatherine

Joined: 6/7/2008
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:39:15 AM
That is sooo funny and sad and depressing and pathetic all at the same time. I am sorry but I am laughing. The second post had it right-buy a playboy.
 fritzle

Joined: 7/7/2008
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Posted: 7/30/2008 3:42:14 AM
You have a good attitude, definately something to chuckle over!

Let's face it, being told no isn't nearly as bad as wondering if you would've said yes and he missed out! LOL! All he could do was ask, pray, and pray some more. Take if for what it is a weenie looking for a bun! LOL!

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