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 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 1
A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:12:43 AM
We all have to go sometime. you probably want something written on your tombstone to sum up your all life in one sentence...here's mine

" I loved life to the fullest.....to it turned on me with death"

NEXT!

 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 2
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:19:49 AM
another one i'm considering " all you pessimistic bastards that thought i never settle down anywhere...i guess i finally have proven you wrong."
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 3
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:29:49 AM
" when will i ever learn....NEVER go into the light"
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 4
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:37:49 AM
Where is there a good deal on granite?
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 5
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:38:46 AM
" very funny God....when i prayed to you to help me finally lie down and get some rest, this is'nt what i had in mine."
 yna6

Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 6
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:45:07 AM
If I was a hypochondriac I'd have "see...I told you I was sick!" on it...

 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 7
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:47:58 AM
Peace at last, peace at last, thank god almighty, she has peace at last!
 gadolinx

Joined: 7/5/2004
Msg: 8
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:52:00 AM
Hey I am in the last place I thought to look for me at !!
gado
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 9
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 10:52:33 AM
" i said i wanted to get laid....but this is a little extreme"
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 10
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 12:41:02 PM
lol..@ that one ^^^^^^^^^^^^

nnoo !! no!!! its not my time its not my time!! hey would mind turning off the night light??its a litle bright..
 Excalibur

Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 11
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 12:45:24 PM
here I lay dead in the dark
why am I buried in central park?
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 12
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 1:45:26 PM
" you guys were only joking when you said you were putting me in the coffin as a college prank right....guys? guys? joke was funny..now get me out of here.?"
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 13
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 1:48:09 PM
" hey alice...when you said you were going to screw me to death.....you never thought this would happen.? hahaha
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 14
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 1:55:19 PM
lol.......... i knew i shouldnt have gone swimming today...damn shark...

i guess its too late to get new glasses...

i wil never listen to my pals agian when they say "i dare you"

well god.. i uh..guess it was wrong time to adjust my belt o n the rollercoaster..
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 15
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 1:57:00 PM
HAY!!!! SOMEONE SEND ME DOWN A BEER!!!
The keg they buried me with ran out!
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 16
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:01:11 PM
LMAO@alura


" anybody need bait to catch fish....i am up my asss with worms."
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 17
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:01:22 PM
THIS SUCKS!!!!!
or
I see you.
or
If I would have kept it in my pants, I wouldn’t be pushing up these plants.
or
Some one role me over. I’m tired of looking up.
or
Hay! Nice shoes!
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 18
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:02:44 PM
Worms taste just like chicken
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 19
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:06:01 PM
" you piss on my crave...and i rise up out of here and shove a bone up your asss."
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 20
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:08:44 PM
i see dead ppl..

gramma is that you??

ahh im getting a cramp i n my leg!!

you know its not good to fart i nan enclosed space...ewwwww PU!!

did i tell you i was afraid of the dark??

 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 21
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:09:25 PM
" i finally got a babe lying next to me...and go figure, shes dead as a doorknob."
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 22
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:20:13 PM
Not again!!!
Someone get me a ladder.
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 23
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:20:31 PM
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahaaah good one....

 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 24
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:21:58 PM
Hay… Elvis really is dead.
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 25
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 2:23:31 PM
marilyn...damn even dead shes gorgeous...
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