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SueCat51

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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 7/31/2008 6:13:05 PM
I dedicate this to all of you Dad's out there - this is hysterical! *********************** 10 THINGS I COULDN'T DO BEFORE I BECAME A DAD 10. Breastfeed plush stuffed animals on demand. And I do mean demand. 09. Be cool with my wife exposing her breast in public. 08. Change a diaper, let alone change, wash and dry them in my sleep. 07. Bathe someone else, let alone a screaming someone else. 06. Babysit another parent's child, let alone a toddler with numerous contact allergies. 05. Recognize the transformation American public life has made in its orientation toward adults, and be worried that society is making kids grow up fast without learning the corresponding value of responsibility. Sorry to be so heavy, but there you have it. 04. Perform the Itsy Bitsy Spider. 03. Pretend going potty is the most exciting activity in human existence. 02. Publicly display goofy expressions of emotion. 01. Maintain my dignity while dancing around the house wearing fairy wings. By Lawrence J, H.,

lkerat

Joined: 6/7/2008
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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 7/31/2008 6:25:51 PM
WHAT.....Wheres the endless hours of watching Barney ,car rides in the middle of the night and sleeping on a 6 in strip of the bed!

dissentience

Joined: 7/28/2008
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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 8/2/2008 11:38:51 AM
lol I'm not a dad but that was funny.

Beauregarde

Joined: 6/27/2008
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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 8/2/2008 3:29:26 PM
Msg 2: ...and sleeping on a 6 in strip of the bed! I'd kill for that much!

sayalla

Joined: 2/18/2007
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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 8/2/2008 9:53:41 PM
10 Things I Never Did Before I Became a Mom: 1. Kill a moth with my bare hands. 2. Eat leftover tuna noodle casserole straight from the fridge. 3. Sleep in my clothes. 4. Watch Disney movies (over and over and over and....) 5. Get my car washed just for the fun of going thru the "Soapy Cave". 6. Answer "what?" anytime anyone, anywhere says, "Mom?" 7. Find a wad of gum stuck to the side of the orange juice carton (Yech!) 8. Trudge out in the middle of a sudden downpour to "rescue" Barbie, LuuLuu or any other "baby" that couldn't walk itself out of the rain. 9. Look forward to going to bed at 9:00 pm. 10. Feels as happy and blessed as I do everyday!

sosse

Joined: 6/18/2007
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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 8/3/2008 10:57:52 PM
Alas, you forgot: 11. Recognize the epitome of self-controlling is not throttling the mother when she awakens you after one hour of sleep and says, "Your turn".

Labdien!

Joined: 10/14/2007
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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 8/4/2008 11:18:06 AM
Does 'Spend thousands of pounds on someone else's education' count?

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