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 OhFunnyMe

Joined: 1/2/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2008 6:43:23 AM
About 2.5 weeks ago, I watched that show Celebrity Family Feud. I hadn't watched Family Feud in ages. Well, Larry The Cable Guy was on it, so I watched it. One question posed to him was like "What road sign best describes your sex life?" Now, you would think he would come up with something hilarious! Instead, it was an older woman, I think his mother! She said? "Slippery When Wet."

So. Can you beat that one? C'mon, try!
 *~*ChardyGirl*~*

Joined: 6/29/2007
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Posted: 8/1/2008 6:45:06 AM
"Dangerous Curves Ahead"............

 Shende1923

Joined: 8/23/2006
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Posted: 8/1/2008 6:46:08 AM
I'll give it a shot... I think someone must have stuck a "Do Not Enter" sign on my back!
 untamed one

Joined: 3/28/2007
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Posted: 8/1/2008 6:52:26 AM
Cédez le passage
 nontoxic_texan

Joined: 3/6/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2008 7:49:22 AM
How about .... "Soft Shoulder" ...?


or perhaps "Rough Road Ahead"


or "Circular Conversation ...er.... Intersection Ahead"
 tw68

Joined: 7/12/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2008 9:14:27 AM
Bed and Breakfast ahead
 naughtienessie

Joined: 7/9/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2008 9:50:39 AM
i would have to say............two way traffic ahead.
 seekingsum1

Joined: 2/25/2007
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Posted: 8/1/2008 10:06:06 AM
How about " buckle up for safety"
 rep69

Joined: 4/23/2006
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Posted: 8/1/2008 10:36:29 AM
stay in right lane
 Shende1923

Joined: 8/23/2006
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Posted: 8/1/2008 9:56:18 PM
Im a grandma and I think she said it best! Most things work well if you get them wet enough! so "slippery when wet" is good for me! I have 4 grand angels!
 artistic_cowboy4u

Joined: 6/27/2008
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Posted: 8/2/2008 8:22:27 AM
No Dumping Allowed
One Way (as in I'm straight)
Dead End(my sex life for a while now )
Not a Through Street
 OK-Girl

Joined: 12/28/2007
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Posted: 8/2/2008 10:21:49 PM
Road Use Permit Required For Thru Traffic
 afishinanagrinin

Joined: 4/23/2007
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Posted: 8/2/2008 10:27:52 PM
Thats good ruche56. The best I can do is Yield Right Of Way.
 FunMike78

Joined: 5/31/2008
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Posted: 8/2/2008 11:51:06 PM

The best I can do is Yield Right Of Way.


That best describes me.
 Texas_Transplant!

Joined: 7/26/2007
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Posted: 8/3/2008 9:40:25 AM
Under Construction!
Dead End!
 CowboyEnuff

Joined: 2/14/2008
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Posted: 8/3/2008 11:44:18 AM
GOOD thread OP!!!!

I guess mine would be " Proceed With Caution"
"SLOW DOWN" (as in not a fast ride)
" Sharp Turns Ahead" (as in hang on for the ride of your life)
"Pedestrian's Crossing" (as in will yield right of way for females on foot in front of me)

"CowboyEnuff"

P.S. in case you were all wondering what that all means. Well, it means... "BUCKLE UP TExAS!"
 kokomogirl46902

Joined: 1/20/2008
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Posted: 8/3/2008 12:50:54 PM
I'm going for:

Use Low Gear
 Jack9216

Joined: 7/22/2008
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Posted: 8/3/2008 10:10:39 PM
Watch For Falling Rock


That'd be it.
 Shende1923

Joined: 8/23/2006
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Posted: 8/4/2008 12:09:50 AM
I've been a smartie pants so far but I think for me.. it would have to be.. well IF i had a sex/love life.. TWO WAY STREET...
 sstratdigger

Joined: 7/12/2008
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Posted: 8/4/2008 12:26:02 PM
dangerous merge ahead
 ponytailoftx

Joined: 2/20/2008
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Posted: 8/4/2008 12:48:58 PM
Tunnel ahead please use headlights
 CowboyEnuff

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Posted: 8/4/2008 4:22:08 PM
IT'sMEDoggie... you sure that was "BRIDGE OUT....."

and not "BE PREPARED TO STOP"


"CROSS TRAFFIC DOES NOT STOP"...
Is most definitely mine this week!

Heck, DOGGIE, I had hoped for a "2-WAY", then felt luck was looking up when I saw that "4-WAY" sign up ahead... but turns out it wasn't the "WILD LIFE X-ING" that I moved to DFW for in the first place.

So, I moved back home to Austin where the "SPEED LIMIT 65" and you can see the "NO DUMPING" signs clearly posted.



"C"
 Sandee~

Joined: 7/29/2007
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Posted: 8/4/2008 5:00:34 PM
Caution: Speed Bumps Ahead
 chuckofnc

Joined: 1/16/2008
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Posted: 8/4/2008 5:32:05 PM
Push Button for green light.... but when you look around... there is no button because some sick individual ran off with it
 afishinanagrinin

Joined: 4/23/2007
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Posted: 8/4/2008 6:55:41 PM
You silly Fishies. Don't Stop on Go. That's from the Monopoly Game. Now back to it.
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