| ''No joke! You have just won................''
Posted: 8/9/2008 1:47:13 AM | well, I dont know if its a joke or not (yeah, RIGHT!  ) But I have up to now apparently won umpteen Audi 'something-or-other' cars. In fact, i think i have won about eleventeen zillion of the boogers! Every time I log onto the net, I find I have won yet another Audi. These people must think we all floated down the canal in a lime green bubble.
And then there's the Vi***a adverts. Does no-one REALISE i am a woman, and I do NOt want to wake up to find a have a great big long-lasting you-know-what attached to my nether regions! I would DIE of shock!
And why do these spammers seem to think that i want to join the most outrages swingers sites known to man (or woman for that matter) Was it something I inadvertantly said ??? 
Also, last time I checked, i was definatel ALL woman, so I find it puzzling that I get invites to join 'prestigious male only gay dating sites'.
I am also getting very ill at ease with my own body. You see, someone seems to think I need to develop my puny muscles to Arnie type proportions. Not only that, I apparently need to lose about 25 stone in weight, and some kind company has the pills to make me do that in less than 14 days! Unfortunately, those pils would make me weigh minus 18 1/2 stone. A tad TOO thin I think.
And finally, even though I DO think men get it easy regarding hormonal issues, periods, PMT and water retention, I do NOT want to go through the ordeal of a sex change, nooooooo sirrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Other than that, I think the internet is great ! 
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| ''No joke! You have just won................''
Posted: 8/9/2008 3:07:21 AM | Lmao, I often think the same thing to myself. Also messages from Beccy etc who just happened to be in an internet cafe and thought I sounded like the kind of person she'd like to get to know and would I like some pictures? and I haven't even sent her my email so I'm b*ggered if I know where the h*ck she gets it from. Perhaps I should feel honoured that she likes me so much she decided to track down my email and send me a personal message, because I'm sure she's singled me out specifically  I wonder if anyone does actually fall for it? | |
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| ''No joke! You have just won................''
Posted: 8/9/2008 3:44:12 PM | Well, Im VERY hurt mz Pooch! I want to know why madam beccy isnt lusting after meeeeeeeeeeee! tell me your secret, tell me!!!! Do i smell a bit, is that it??? is that why beccy dosent want to send me pictures?? I am beside myself in grief!!!!!!!
LMAO! Great to know that its not ONLY me who gets 'odd' offers, LOL!
The internet is great, innit  | |
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| ''No joke! You have just won................''
Posted: 9/3/2008 4:08:15 PM | Well,after having won umpteen Audis myself,I find there are at least a dozen buxom blondes in Rome who can't wait to meet me. I suppose it's MY fault I'm not lesbian! | |
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