| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 8/18/2008 7:20:17 PM | Ok, if you're morally higher than the Cheech & Chong on a Jamaican vacation, skip this thread.
However, if you've come across a funny analogy which pertains to either dating, the opposite sex, relationships, or sex, add it to this thread.
Here's a gooder that I came across:
Women are like pinball machines. You put money in, you don’t get anything but a good time, and if you smack them around too much, it’s game over. A restraining order is the Tilt of life. Smack it hard enough and you’ll break the machine. Then no one has any more fun.
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| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 8/18/2008 8:41:56 PM | Men are like busses, there's another one along in 10 minutes. The secret is to be careful which one you ride. A joyride is fine, but if you have a destination in mind, don't get on the wrong one!
And of course the perennial favorite... The best way to get over one man is to get under another. | |
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| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 8/18/2008 9:18:11 PM | Often you may hear that Math is like sex, here are a couple of examples:
Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
There are many joint results.
Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
butt my favorite has to be
Most people wish they knew more about both subjects. | |
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| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 8/19/2008 8:40:29 PM | A young lady cames home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is
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