| Apple
Posted: 8/22/2008 3:38:05 AM | Apple Announcement
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. ?The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size.
This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough,because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. | |
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| Pilobolus
Posted: 8/22/2008 4:16:41 AM | | http://www.winthelotto.net/Pilobolus.wmv | |
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| Nice Police
Posted: 4/28/2009 6:24:40 AM | All Police are not bad. Here is a great example:.
Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River . The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. | |
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| Nice Police
Posted: 4/28/2009 6:40:07 AM | | Recycled Bush/Cheney joke from 2001 | |
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| Nice Police
Posted: 4/28/2009 12:26:09 PM | | I love political humor. | |
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