| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:09:17 AM | Do women really, truly enjoy phone sex? I know over the course of a reltionship this activity "pops up" from time to time. "Rears it's ugly head," if you will - ok, not so ugly, but I digress.
I think if you ever want to see "multi-tasking" in action . . .watch a woman engaged in said above activity about 15 minutes before friends are due to visit.
And yes, that banging you hear IS me unloading the dishwasher. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:14:02 AM | | When and if I engage in phone sex, I am not multi-tasking!!! Unless juggling the phone in one hand and a toy in the other while trying to do three other things with my hands counts. LOL!! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:18:07 AM | | I never fake anything. If you , OP, think that emptying the dishwasher is more important than your partner...you have missed something....so, guys, NO....not all women fake when engaging in phone play..... | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:29:19 AM | Hmm,,do i really truely enjoy phone sex? lol Cant say that i do! lol Ok,,admittedly, ive only done it,,,,well,,,attempted to do it,,,,,twice and this was wayyyyyy back with an online friend. Just couldnt do it. Just-could-not-do it. Sitting there in a chair, trying to talk all sexy, moaning into the phone, i felt like a complete idiot and started laughing my a** off! lolol
Nah,,not for me and i dont care how horny the man im talking to is or even myself,,,i will not go there again. lol | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:30:11 AM | Um, what are you asking? Do women truly enjoy it? Well, aren't you a woman? So, do you? This is stupid. I am going to sleep. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:36:04 AM | | I've enjoyed it and didn't fake when my guy was away for an extended period. He loved it too! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 9:04:53 AM | The odds of me faking phone sex are a lot lower than me faking online sex... especially if I'm typing words beyond QWERT but fyi... the moaning maybe just double chocolate cheesecake or a hot fudge sundae.
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 9:13:05 AM | OP...
the enjoyment level all depends on the voice on the other end of the line and their willingness to participate. LOL
if they don't talk back and tell you what to do then you may as well introduce them to 'mr. dialtone'   
as always, just my opinion | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 10:50:21 AM |
Do women really, truly enjoy phone sex?
Plenty do. It doesn't do anything for me, but I'll do it to please her. I am a goof though, so I sometimes add realistic awkwardness to it such as "I changed the oil in my car today. I have to stop what we're doing to go get this stuff out from under my nails".  Premature ejaculation is fun too. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 11:00:19 AM |
ripley65 said:
Hmm,,do i really truely enjoy phone sex? lol Cant say that i do! lol Ok,,admittedly, ive only done it,,,,well,,,attempted to do it,,,,,twice and this was wayyyyyy back with an online friend. Just couldnt do it. Just-could-not-do it. Sitting there in a chair, trying to talk all sexy, moaning into the phone, i felt like a complete idiot and started laughing my a** off! lolol
Nah,,not for me and i dont care how horny the man im talking to is or even myself,,,i will not go there again. lol
exaclty i completely agree never been my thing i can't actually enjoy something where i can't see the person or even feel them in person, just never been my "cup of tea" to pretend..there's just something about hearing the heavy breathing on the phone that always reminds me of the movie Scream an any minute i exspect to hear somebody bust out an ask "whats your favorite scary movie?"
but hey to each thier own some poeple love it.. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 11:02:07 AM | Some women enjoy talking about sex, some women like doggy style, some women swallow, some women do not give blowjobs, some women are straight missionary, some women are sexual freaks of nature (my favorite type, lol)..
Everyone is different with different likes and tastes. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 11:25:03 AM | | I tried it once but I was a little creeped out by it when she asked me if I could remember to pick up the kids at school tomorrow and if that was all the bigger it gets. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/2/2008 11:31:39 AM | | It isn't something I would do with somebody who I was not in a relationship with, but when two people cannot be together for periods of time, it is the next best thing! There is no multi-tasking and definitely no faking!! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/5/2008 8:07:10 AM | | Now how would you know if I was faking it? Seriously. I've made guys lose it over the internet and they asked me if I was cuming and I don't answer. They just assume that you are. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:42:19 AM | Thanks for all the responses.
Just to clarify - "faking it" may have been a poor choice of words. Perhaps "over ezagerating one's level of enthusiam" might have been a better way to put it.
Oh, and in response to the woman who intonated that my dishwashing was more important than a man in my life, ah, just no.
(lord have mercy, some people get down right testy on here) | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:48:04 AM | | I just don't understand why ANYONE would do phone sex. What is the point of it? What does it do for you. Go look at some pic and save the talking and waste of time to do better things. Phone sex is like cyber sex and neither one is right. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:50:33 AM | I knew at least two guys that were 'experts' at phone sex! I didn't think I could ever get into it - until I chatted with them! The wires were burning - ooowww!!!  | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/7/2008 11:39:04 AM | Hmmmm Phone sex!
Ok for some i suppose!
But i would rather be there, making love to my partner,feeling her soft silky skin agai... ooh sorry i got carried away there.
Well there you have it, don't phone her go and see her!
Minbari1 | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/7/2008 11:51:30 AM | | I have only attempted having phone sex once in my life.....I got my peety-dink in the little holes of the phone but then I could not get it back out. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/9/2008 2:42:05 AM | ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Phone sex and cyber sex
Should just be called what it is
Phone masturbation and cyber masturbation.
As both don't have any sex in them.
The last time you had sex would you include either of these rofl.
Omg I'm not a virgin any more seeing I have had
Phone sex or cyber sex rofl
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/9/2008 4:32:06 AM | I have only done it a 9 or 10 times. About 1/2 were a lot of fun. Boundries during phone sex dont work. I enjoy talking about fantasies I have, but may not carry out in real life.
If a woman is into this, I dont fake it. But, usually phone sex is just plain boring! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 9/9/2008 5:45:57 AM | i'd rather work on my car than have phone sex... not really my thing.
on the other hand, i do enjoy giving random people extremely BAD phone sex, as a joke.
i think this once gal called me up twice, and gave up.
sorry, whomever it was
:P
it was very very bad phone sex
:p | |
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