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 mysty

Joined: 10/10/2004
Msg: 1
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Posted: 6/14/2005 8:14:09 AM
Saw this on a guy at the grocery store yesterday...

You had me at 'Get Lost'

HAHAHAHAHA
 kitykity

Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 6/14/2005 9:29:31 AM
I bought my son several at christmas on has the back of Bart Simpson's head with several of the male cast members on each side lined up and it says "I see dumb people" and I bought him one that said "Fat people are harder to kidnap".

I have one that says "Looking for a Sugardaddy" and the word Sugardaddy is a pic of the candy.
 -JoJo-

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 6/14/2005 2:45:26 PM
My daughter has one that says "Just give me the crown"
 HangoverGal

Joined: 6/8/2005
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Posted: 6/14/2005 6:05:19 PM
I have one that .. On the front says.. "You cant always get what you want!" and on the back it says "But you can always get crabs!"

Its a Joes Crab Shack t-shirt, its a fun seafood restaurant.. Its great..

They have one that says "Dont be a Pecker! Eat at Joes!" with a picture of a chicken on it. lol. I think they have great shirts.

Oh and another one a guy friend of mine has.. "Im not laughing because you're funny.. I'm laughing because I just farted!".. Its disgusting, but hilarious!

Hugs,
HG
 itsphil

Joined: 6/6/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 6/14/2005 6:25:02 PM
I collect t shirts. This old whore house is my favorite. A picture of tatu from fantasy island in scarface t-shirt saying, Say hello to my little friend, A wiener dog picture and I love my wiener, or my wiener does tricks. Chicks always smile at that one. and one that just says ,Raised by monkeys.
 100%me

Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 6/14/2005 7:08:19 PM
'' please be gentle - this is my first time ''

i love that shirt.lol
 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
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Posted: 6/14/2005 7:56:27 PM
My daughter has one ...pic of a pretty princess type dripping in gems caption is "gold digger just like a hooker only smarter" I love it they didn't have my size
 Dr. Me

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 6/14/2005 8:26:55 PM
I made a t shirt that says "Mr Sensitivity " on the front and on the back it says " Bit,ch F,uck Your feelings"
 djspecialops

Joined: 3/8/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 6/14/2005 11:24:45 PM
i bought my brother one that has a duck with fire coming out of his ass, the caption says stay away from the hot sauce. he also has one that says, ass kickings for hire let my knuckles do the talking
 kitykity

Joined: 3/30/2005
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Posted: 6/15/2005 10:13:08 AM
Have you ever seen the Happy Bunny things? My daughter has a hooded sweatshirt that has a white bunny on it and it says "Not Listening" and a poster on her wall that says "whatever" and a shirt that says "Boys are icky"
 mitch in tampa

Joined: 3/26/2005
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Posted: 6/15/2005 4:11:21 PM
Saw this one at the Mall yesterday.............
"The Michael Jackson shirt for the kid in you."


On a baby at the beach a couple of weeks ago...................
"I like a good spanking."


Also a couple of weeks ago on a baby...................
"My baby can kick your baby's ass."



Sincerely, Mitch
 WyldDay

Joined: 5/17/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 6/15/2005 5:35:26 PM
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage."

This is only funny of you AD&D.....
 FoxDemonGirl

Joined: 4/18/2005
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Posted: 6/15/2005 7:54:35 PM
Come to the dark side.....we have cookies
 yardape_99

Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 6/16/2005 1:13:12 AM
If you want to find some really messed up (and funny) tshirts, go to a website called www.tshirthell.com.

They have a couple in particualar..this one that says "But what about all the good things Hitler did?" and a picture of him saluting holding a bouquet of flowers that made me fall out of my chair laughing..

and this other one that says "There are two people ****ing on the back of my tshirt"..and on the back it says "Just kidding...believe in Jesus"....

Great stuff!
 specialjen

Joined: 1/25/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 6/16/2005 8:26:31 AM
saw one a couple of weeks ago - it said " I am a bomb disposal expert! If you see me running, try and keep up"
 ~~JT~~

Joined: 11/24/2004
Msg: 16
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Posted: 6/16/2005 11:09:11 AM
I make my own for my website.

some of them are

Wet Taint ... i love taints d0t c0m

will you tickle my taint ?


for a dog
i love sniffing my taint

lol

the best thing next to (meow meow) is taint

i love taints they make my mudflaps all tingly




 dapi_editor

Joined: 4/15/2005
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Posted: 6/16/2005 1:27:08 PM
The Bar Mania t-shirt

Black t-shirt with a shocked looking girl-white hair, punk look in a straight jacket

No Booze
No Rubbers
No Worries
 Call Leen

Joined: 6/10/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 6/16/2005 6:35:08 PM
One of my friends has one that says "I only date crack whores".
It's reeeeal fun to go out drinking with him wearing that one.
I just spend the whole night explaining that "it's not a date, I'm working."
 torontogary

Joined: 4/19/2005
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Posted: 6/16/2005 6:37:27 PM
2 I saw women wearing,

I wish these were brains

You're a naughty boy, go to my room
 Jonafin

Joined: 3/21/2005
Msg: 20
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Posted: 6/17/2005 6:40:17 AM
i have a few,

I like what i see... but are they real..

one with a dotted line that says must be at least this tall to ride

I see dumb people reading my tshirt

My t shirt likes your tshirt

if i follow you home will you keep me?

Great legs.. What time do they open?

Your moms got it goin on

I gave up smoking drinking and sex... worst 15 minutes of my life.

G_ F_ck Y_ _rs_lf.. would u like to buy a vowel?
 suthrncharm

Joined: 2/28/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 6/17/2005 9:25:37 AM
i have one that says....your kid may be an honour student but your still a dumbas s
 ladyblaze

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 6/17/2005 9:34:42 AM
My friend bought her son : Mommy drinks cause I cry, Daddy's lil Squirt and Even I'm smarter then the President.....too funny.....I have one that says I beat Anorexia.
 love2hugu2

Joined: 12/7/2003
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Posted: 6/17/2005 11:57:59 AM
Biker wearing a T-shirt that says on the back " If you can read this,,,,, The b itch fell off"
 pykajiura

Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 6/18/2005 12:10:21 PM
I have a couple of T-Shirts.

Though I like this website www.tshirthell.com

THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB F***

I liked that one.

I made one T-shirt it says "VTECH THIS"
 SetFree

Joined: 9/25/2004
Msg: 25
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Posted: 6/18/2005 1:39:27 PM
A young lady at work has a bright red t-shirt with a pair of lips strategically placed over her breasts.

Inside the lips, it reads "Jamaica me happy"

(Ya making me happy!)
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