| What Religion is Your Bra?
Posted: 9/8/2008 5:55:55 PM | A man walked into the Ladies' department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There's more than one type?"
"Look around", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from".
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple .....
The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills!" | |
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| What Religion is Your Bra?
Posted: 9/10/2008 6:54:18 PM | Aaaaaah,for years I've been addicted to shopping at the Salvation Army thrift store
Maybe that explains everything  | |
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| What Religion is Your Bra?
Posted: 10/14/2008 12:22:03 AM |
Is there such thing as a Pentecostal bra???
Yes, but be careful, just when you least expect it may move you, making your protrusions want to jump up
and shout. Quite embarrassing if worn at company Christmas parties! | |
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| What Religion is Your Bra?
Posted: 10/14/2008 12:26:12 AM | | There's the Episcopal bra, which is similar to the Catholic bra, but with a bit more freedom and flexibility. | |
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| What Religion is Your Bra?
Posted: 10/16/2008 8:04:08 AM | "Why aren't you wearing your Catholic bra?"
"It's Lent."
"To whom, and for how long?" | |
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