| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/12/2008 7:38:30 AM | Ok, all you have to do is finish the sentence... with this I'm just trying to have a few laughs and see what everyone comes up with! Hey have a sense of humor, be creative, I know a lot of you people have dirty minds! It doesn't even have to be that dirty to be funny! 
Heres mine: ...when you watch the Call on Me video on repeat. | |
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/12/2008 7:42:30 AM | when my sperm in the microscope looks like tiny frogs... not tadpoles
when you name your right hand, and you cheat on it with your left
you've watched every single porn movie ever made.. EVER
you look at a warm apple pie in a different way....
you wonder what it would be like to have sex with a can of dog food... because its been that long, and it might feel a bit like a vagina, what with the meat and marrowbone jelly | |
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/12/2008 8:55:26 AM | You have “first hand” knowledge that masturbation will not actually cause blindness
You watch porno’s and think of them as research material
You get jealous of the dog humping someone’s leg
The hair on your palms keeps getting caught in the keyboarddddd!!! | |
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/12/2008 3:52:30 PM | "you wonder what it would be like to have sex with a can of dog food... because its been that long, and it might feel a bit like a vagina, what with the meat and marrowbone jelly"
That had me laughing for about 10 straight minuets.
Anyways, it's been too long when the thought "She's not THAT old" enters you mind at least once a day | |
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/12/2008 6:17:19 PM | You know it's been too long since you've had sex when (friends comments)
when you know a jar of peanut butter can give you better satisfaction.
when you know to take a slice of bologna, smear the mayo, and prepare yourself to enjoy.
your best friend buys you a sheep and a flag and tells you to wrap the flag around the sheep and tell you to f**k it to it's glory!
I'm innocent.. just the messenger here! | |
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Joined: 8/13/2008
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/13/2008 2:51:18 AM | 2adventurepdx, nah its just mrs palmer, we're not on a first name basis yet. but her 5 lovely daughters are fun too
well, the left hand is a jerk... but it knows how to please me too, and i just cant leave it. | |
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/13/2008 4:53:38 AM | You fantasize about chicks in video games. Just imagine BloodRayne with the big b@@bs, stilettoes and black catsuit, leaping on you, wrapping her legs around you, sinking her fangs into your neck and sucking the life out of you. What a way to go. .
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/13/2008 5:33:21 AM | ascii images get you SO hot!
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/13/2008 7:28:40 AM | When the handyman comes over to mount up my new door and asks you when he is done if there is anything else I'd like him to fix or mount while he was here..........
And itz been soooo long the thoughts are running thru your head cuz he isn't all that cute,but looks like he can screw very well...and the drilling looks good,too...and you've watched him ram it and bang around for half an hour nailing that baby juuuust sooo...and....and....huh?.....wha.....
"Excuse me, Ma'am, is there anything else before I leave? I need to be in Anytown in an hour..."
"Uuuumm, er...no.How much do I owe you,sir?" | |
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| You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 9/13/2008 11:19:01 AM | | your sitting in bar and the girl you've been talking to for an hour says.... you wanna get out of here? and you say "oh ok well its been nice talking to you have a good nite" and then you get up and leave....... | |
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