| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:03:50 PM | My boyfriend and I were having a funny chat last night and the topic of how it would be great if men were able to give themselves a blow job came up.
He's curious though if that would make him gay or at least bi-sexual if he did suck his own penis.
What say you men? If you were physically able to suck yourself, would you feel gay?
On another note, would it be as pleasurable to do it yourself? | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:14:09 PM | Here we go again!
Q: “Why does a dog lick his privates?”
A: “Because he CAN!”
What say you men? If you were physically able to suck yourself, would you feel gay?
I never considered this since it is a moot point:
Seriously, unless you are a physiological aberration, it’s not happening!
4-inches, 6-inches, 10-inches, it’s just not happening!
I think Nature designed it that way to ensure the perpetuation of the human race.
OK, so where do you draw the line? Obviously self-fellatio is the question but should we extent that to any form of self gratification?
No idea there OPie, if I ever acquire the ability I’ll let you know!
On another note, would it be as pleasurable to do it yourself?
Oh hell no!
It’s much better to have a good looking naked woman do it!
Men are visually stimulated you know!  | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:15:57 PM | Ask Ron Jeremy, he is the authorative figure on the topic, or better yet rent the video. 
I haven't seen it myself however would be a good place to start your research. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:18:13 PM | If I could, yes I would...I have put my fingers in my mouth before, I have licked womens ***holes, sucked on their toes...what the hell, it is my penis.... | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:44:34 PM | I'm not a guy, but I don't see how it would be any more gay than masturbating with their hands.
I wonder if the girls would do it to themselves if they could. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 2:48:31 PM | I vaguely remember of someone famous who actually went under surgery to remove two rows of ribs (the ones that actually prevent you from going lower in a fetus-like position) so that he could suck his own****
I believe it was Marilyn Manson.
But, whatever, the whole thing sounds pretty stupid to me. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 4:01:48 PM | As the great Bill Hicks said "If men could suck their own penises all the women in the audience would be sitting there alone, looking at an empty stage."
Of course we would. We all would. Even the ones who say they wouldn't because that would be gay. They would, they'd just feel bad afterward.
Personally I'd never leave the damn house. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 4:10:19 PM | Alright - has no one on here ever been on xtube.com? Yes guys would do it if they could - and a lot actually can - and they do - and film it!!
Well, that's what one of my friends told me anyway . . . | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 4:13:03 PM |
Of course we would. We all would. Even the ones who say they wouldn't because that would be gay. They would,
Soooooooo, yanno the next obvious question would be....
Wouldja swallow?? 
Personally I'd never leave the damn house. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 4:50:13 PM | They may say they wouldn't but any guy who's comfortable with masturbation and who's comfortable with a girl kissing him after a blow job would do it to himself.
The real question is: would you shove your head down on it and, if so, would you find that annoying? Yeah? Then don't do it to chicks. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 5:02:25 PM | Every time I hear this question asked, only one thing somes to mind for me...I just think of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and their infinitely disproportionate arms as compared to the rest of their bodies.
Designed that way for a reason.
Same with us..designed not to be able to pleasure ourselves orally (though exceptions to the rule do exist in nature).
Yep.
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 5:33:25 PM | | Someone probably said this below, but i couldn't be bothered looking.My dog licks his parts.I know he is not gay as he goes troppo when he sees girl dogs. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 5:44:14 PM | The late great Bill Hicks once said that if men would give themselves a BJ, all the women in the audience would be sitting home alone.
I don't think it would be any more gay than a man who gave himself a handjob, and how many guys think it's gay to masturbate?
I don't really know if it would be any more pleasurable than a woman, but I reckon if men could, most would at least give it a go. You'd know by whether or not they ever even bother trying to get themselves a girlfriend or not. | |
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| If you could...... would you be?
Posted: 9/12/2008 8:29:29 PM | | No,see thats where your all wrong.If we could suck on it the whole prosses would have a nick name,like it would be called giving yourself a "jummper".There would be guys that give themself a "jummper" and guys that dont.Jummper guys wouldent be allowed to hang with "non jummper guys." | |
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